I don't own Naruto but I do own some of my own brain, at least the bits I could get back from ebay.

Save Gaara!

Returns

In Chapter 2

Temari walked in to the family room to find Kankurou on a saddle and Gaara playing with a Barbie?

"ummm…I don't even want to know what happened here." She turned to leave when she noticed something out of the corner of her eye.

There was an albino turtle slowly coming out from under the couch. Now it wasn't a small little pet turtle it was a HUGE sea turtle and why no one had ever noticed this before amazed her.

Slowly walking up stairs pondering what to do now, it hit her.

"OW what was that!" looking around she saw that the turtle was spitting things at her.

On closer expectation she noticed that it was all her stuff from her room!

Picking up some pillows and her mystic ball, she ran up into her bedroom before she could be pelted with more of her stuff.

Entering her BARE bedroom, she threw the pillows in the corner then threw herself at them.

"mystic ball show me the future" she said in a rather creepy mans voice.

Looking into the ball she saw the normal stuff.

Kankurou stuffing oranges down his pants. Really have to remember to throw those out.

Gaara drinking from the toilet again.

Naruto dieing from too much ramen.

Hinata having a fever but no one noticed any way thinking she was just blushing again.

Sakura disappearing only to reappear as a giant forehead.

Shino sticking twigs in his jacket and pretending to be a tree.

Ino screaming

Shikamaru screaming.

Ino and Shikamaru have a catfight.

Choji fasting.

"No, no, no I want my families futures." Temari muttered. "ahhhhh here we go."

Kankurou was wrapped in a giant burrito.

And Gaara was standing on a street corner?

But it wasn't only Gaara it was Lee too.

And they were attached by Gaara's forehead on Lee's shoulder

"Gamochi get your Gamochi!" Lee cried to the streets.

A little kid came up to Lee and but 25 cents in his mouth, punched Lee in the balls then jumped onto Gaara's gourd and grabbed the gum ball that popped out of Gaara's gourd.

Temari hit the switch on the Mystic Ball and left to find Gaara to put him on the right path so that he wouldn't end up like the mystic ball said he would.

Only finding the giant turtle in the living room she went to Gaara's bedroom.

And found him jumping up and down on the bed.

"GAARA! How many times have I told you not to jump on the bed you always…" and before she could finished a surprised Gaara turned around to see who was yelling at him on to fly of the bed and into the wall. His sand thinking that the bed was an enemy attacked it and viscously mulled it.

"fall off and kill the bed." A long sigh escaped Temari choking Temari of all the air in her and KILLED HER! Ok not really in reality she just sighed and asked Gaara if this was the fifth bed this month and turned to leave, vowing that she was put Gaara on the right track in the next 50 days.

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You guys asked for another chapter and here you go my weird story continues. With plot

If anyone has any suggestions on what they want some of the Naruto Characters to do let me no and I will try to add it in.