Narrator: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Riku… He loves to watch little kids beat up each other
Riku: Cracks up Wait. NO I DON'T! Tries to stop
Narrator: Riku… He's a man whore for the ladies
Riku: No I'm not!
EWWW!
Narrator: Riku… Likes to act like Michel Jackson
Riku: What… The… Hell?
Narrator: Riku… Loves the phone more than Alexis
Alexis: WHAT! NOOO! Cries
Riku: Alexis… That's not true…
Narrator: Yes it is
Riku: No it's not
Narrator: Yes it is.
Riku: SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!
Narrator: Riku… Loves the smell of baby farts
Riku: No I don't. What are you talking about?
Narrator: The smells you like.
Riku: Oh my. Shakes head
Narrator: Riku… He likes to sing along to Brittany Spears
Riku: That slut? Nu
uh!
Narrator: Riku… Likes porn
Riku: NO I DON'T! SHUT UP!
Narrator: Just got attacked by giant butterflies
Riku: No I didn't
Narrator: Yes you did.
Riku: There's NOTHING around me…
Narrator: They're invisible
Riku: There are none…
Narrator: Riku…
Riku: Narrator…
Narrator: Likes to eat cats
Riku: Is really annoying
Narrator: Shut
up!
Riku: Shut up!
Narrator: I'm warning you!
Riku: I'm
warning you!
Narrator: Now you know Riku from Kingdom Hearts
Riku: Now you know that the narrator is a dumbas