Narrator: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Roxas… He likes to wear pink bathing suits around the house when no one's home.

Roxas: No I don't. You must be thinking of my little brother.

Narrator: Roxas, zoo, zoo, Roxas.

Roxas: What the hell?
Narrator: I dunno. It's just fun to say! Try it! Rrrroxas, Zzzzzoo, Zzzzzoo, Rrrrroxas!

Roxas: Try sir Haha. That is kind of fun! Smiles

Narrator: Roxas… Is dating Kari

Roxas: What! No I'm not!
Narrator: Yes you are.

Namine: Roxas… How… How could you! Runs away crying

Roxas: Namine. I'm not! I swear to God I'm not!

Narrator: You broke her heart, Roxas.

Roxas: No. YOU broke her heart!
Narrator: Roxas…Wishes he were a pretty mongoose

Roxas: Laughs No I don't. Although that'd be kinda cool.

Narrator: Roxas… Likes the dress up in a bikini when he goes swimming

Roxas: No I don't. That's for girls

Narrator: Except you

Roxas: What the hell?
Narrator: Roxas… He likes guys and girls. He's bi

Roxas: NO I'M NOT!
Narrator: Well SOOOORRY for getting you cranky this morning

Roxas: Ya know what… Just shut your trap!

Narrator: Make me

Roxas: Okay… Gets up and walks out door

Narrator: Now you know Roxas from Kingdom Hearts

Roxas: From hallway NO THEY DON'T!