Winry has a crisis on her hands, she's pregnant and doesn't even know who the father is.
The Doctor: "Winry your going to have a baby dear and your only a few weeks along." As soon as the doctor said that..."AHAHAHAHAHAH, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?" Winry yelled at the top of her lungs. Right after that Winry fainted and hit the floor with a loud THUMP.
Pinako was worried so she called Ed and Al to come and see her.
When she finally woke Pinako was right in her face with a angry look on her face.
"What in the world have you been up to young lady? I want some answers."
"I...I don't know what to say grandmother."
"Well, since your up I guess I need to tell you that I called Edward and Alphonse, and said that they better get over here right away."
"What did you do that for?"
"I'm worried about you Winry. Since the boys have been gone you've been getting into a lot of trouble lately, and I'm fed up with it."
"But why did you have to get them involved with my problem?"
"Because their family you know that."
(awkward silence)
"You do know that I'm still here?" whispered the doctor.
"YES WE KNOW YOUR THERE," Pinako and Winry yelled at the same time.
Just at that moment Ed and Al walked in and dropped their bags, and Edwardsaid,"What's theDAMN problem? I mean since it was soDAMNimportant that we had to be here right away."
Pinako had to break the news to them. "Well Winry is going to have a baby."
Edwards jaw seemed like it was locked in place wide open.
All of a sudden the doctor had to butt in. "You do know that I can figure out who the father is."
Everyone yelled,"YOU CAN?"
"Of coarse I can, I just have to have a sample of the and do a test on it. I will have the results on the test by tomorrow. I just need that sample..."
"You pervert!" Winry yelled.
"It's a procedure lady. Do you want it or do you not want it?"
"I guess just get the test over with."
The next day the doctor had the results and the father is... BUM BUM BUM!
Everyone said it together,"MAJOR ARMSTRONG."
Ed, Al, Winry, Pinako, and the doctor stood there speechless.
"KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK," the door pounded.
"Who's there?" Winry yelled.
"It's Armstrong, let me in."
"We all had a big grin on our faces. Winry opened the door and in came Armstrong."
We turned to him and started to run after him...
Armstrong, yelling in the distance,"What did I do to deserve this?"
This is my first fanfic on Fullmetal Alchemist so tell me what you thinkor thought. HEHEHEHEHE... QUOTE FROM ROBOT CHICKEN, "WHAT A TWIST."