Chapter 4

Sora "what's going to be ladies? Please get something off the dollar menu and no large fries or soda's only small stuff"
Kairi "Oh it's ok I'm anorexic so I won't be eating but Namine and is bulimic and will end up throwing up all her food anyways"
Roxas "Then that's just a waste of money"
Namine "alright just this once I won't throw anything up"
Kairi "Alright I guess I'll eat something too. Alright I will have the Asian Salad oops I mean the SMALL Asian Salad"
Sora "Thank you"
Namine "I'll have the same"
Riku "what are you two boys getting"
Roxas "umm… umm…umm…umm"
Riku "TODAY PLEASE uh I mean today please" (in a deeper tone to disguise his voice.
Roxas "Ok fine I'll have the #5"
Sora "the #5 that's $2.50 if you get that then we're sharing"
Roxas "what ever I'm not that hungry anyways"
Sora "oh yeah no soda's just water"
Kairi "you said we can get small soda's"
Sora "I was being sarcastic"
Riku "that'll be $4.50 here's your cups for water"
Sora "thanks"

Roxas grabs the cups and fills them up with water and gives one of the cups of water to Namine, while Namine grabs the cup one of the customers (Cloud in disguise) bumps into Roxas knocking all of the water onto Namine's new dress. Making the tissues in her bra shrivel up making her boobs look 3 sizes smaller.

Namine "Ah what the hell"
Roxas "Oh I' am so sorry. Here let me help"

Roxas grabs some napkins and is patting down Namine's chest.

Roxas "why are you boobs all soggy?"

Namine jerks away and covers her chest.

Namine "I need to go to the bathroom"
Kairi "I'll go with you"

Sora puts the cups on the counter and looks at Riku.
Sora "Can you refill these please?"

Riku grabs the cups and refills them and gives them to Sora. Sora goes over to Roxas who's cracking up at the moment and puts them on the table.

Roxas "This date is going smooth"
Sora "C'mon at least act like you want to be here"
Roxas "Ok I'll try"
Mean while Cloud is walking past Leon's table while Sephiroth is right behind him mopping looking for his new enemy.
After they pass Leon and Aerith's table Leon gets up to get some more ketchup. Then he slips on the water and falls on his ass.

Leon "Oh shit"
Aerith "OMG are you okay Leon"
Leon "I just slipped and fell on my ass on hard marble floor and made an idiot out of my self in front of a bunch of people, do you think I'm okay!
Aerith "So, that's a yes"
Leon "Just forget it. I'm going to get some more ketchup"
Finally Roxas and Sora grab their food and take it to their table. Then Kairi and Namine get back and they all start eating. Roxas was next to Sora and across from Namine and Sora sat across from Kairi. Sora nudges Roxas to start talking.
Roxas "Oh um……sorry about the water Namine"
Namine "Forget about it" Roxas "It's going to be hard to- I mean, it's already forgotten."

Roxas thoughts "Man this date is boring. Namine must of stuffed her bra with tissues in the bathroom because her boobs are even bigger than they were before! Huh I'm giving Axel the signal any second because this is the date from hell.
Sora owes me big time for this."

All of the sudden Cid the crazy hick comes in the fast food joint drunk and fling beer everywhere.

Cid "There you are! You stupid slut"
He points at Aerith and starts walking towards her table.

Cid "I loved you an' you just kicked me to the curb like I was road kill. And for what?" He looks at Leon. "Leon? You left me for this this …fluffy jacket wearer."

Cloud and Riku grab Cid by the arms and start dragging him out of the restaurant.

Cid "Leon! Don't fall in there trap. She's an evil she devil! She'll crush you're"
Cloud and Riku finally dragged him out of the restaurant.

Riku "We should take him home"
Cloud "Yeah. Here let's get him on my motorcycle."

Meanwhile, back in the restaurant Sephiroth Pulls off his disguise and points at Leon.

Seph. "Leon! This is the end for you. Once I eliminate you I shall be Cloud's arch enemy once again."

Sephiroth grabs his sword out and is fixing to stab Leon. Thinking fast, Leon pulled Aerith in front of him and moved out of the way. Sephiroths blade went through Aerith like how those toothpicks with the colorful things on the end go through sandwiches.Just then Cloud comes back into the restaurant to find his keys and sees Aerith being stabbed. "Aerith.
Noooooo!" He shouts running. Sephiroth pulls the blade out of Aerith and Cloud runs and catches her as she falls to the ground. He feels her pulse .
Cloud "She's dead. You killed her again Sephiroth, my arch enemy"
Seph. "So I'm your arch enemy again ha ha! I guess I don't need to take out that other guy anymore"
Cloud "This time Sephiroth, you're going down"
Seph. "Bring it then"

Cloud and Sephiroth both leap into the air and disappear to finish the fight!
Axel on the other hand is in the Range Rover snacking down on french-fries and spying with his binoculars waiting for the signal from Roxas.

Axel " Wow dinner and a show this is better than I thought it was going to be. Stupid Sora, Roxas should be going on doubles dates with me, when I light his shoe on fire that will show him that little brown haired twerp seriously who has brown hair its silver, blonde or red"
Axel sees the Roxas scratch his head

Axel "That's my queue"

Axel runs into the fast food joint pretending to catch his breath looking for Roxas.

Axel " Roxas! Xemnas just called and emergency meeting"
Roxas " What"
Axel " Yeah, I know late notice we must leave now, I'm so sorry"
While Sora wasn't looking Axel snaps his finger and starts a little fire on Sora's shoes.
Roxas " Sorry to cut this date short you understand don't you Namine"
Namine "Yeah I understand"

Axel grabs Roxas by the arm and runs out before Sora notices his shoes are on fire.
Sora, Kairi and Namine begin sniffing wondering where the strange smell is coming from.

Namine " Do you smell that"
Kairi "Yeah, where's it coming from"
Sora " Ah, its my shoes they're on fire!"

Sora stands up immediately to take the fire out but steps on all of the alcohol Cid spilled on the floor and the whole entire restaurant is caught on fire everyone left in there dies even Sora, Kairi and Namine even Aerith's body turns to ashes!
3 Days Later Riku, Roxas, Axel and their other friends are at Sora's tombstone, in their black Organization robes since that's all they had that was black. Roxas has his hand on Sora's tombstone and has flowers in the other and lays them in front of the stone.

Roxas "Well Sora I guess I'm all what's left of you in the world, It's been nice knowing you"

Axel walks up to the tombstone and says to himself in side his head ( Sucker Roxas is all mine and is my best friend now and forever "Got it Memorized") Axel walks away from the tombstone and stands between Roxas and Riku. Riku walks up and lays his hand on the stone and says.

Riku "Well Sora, I'm just sorry I spit in your last meal. But, Roxas is right he's all that's left of you and I'm sure we're going to be best friends"
Axel's thoughts "What!" Axel's jaw drops and eyes widen and feels like burning Riku's shoes.
To Be Continued ...