Narrator: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Sephiroth… He likes his other half, Cloud
Sephiroth: No I don't! Are you kidding me! That's wrong
Narrator: Sephiroth… Got boob implants
Sephiroth: No I didn't. That's not manly!
Narrator: Sephiroth… He likes to French calculators…
Sephiroth: No I don't. That was Gabe
Narrator: Suuure it was
Sephiroth: It was
Narrator: Sephiroth… He likes to eat raw milk
Sephiroth: No I… Wait. It'd be drink and milk isn't raw. How can milk be raw?
Narrator: I dunno. You tell me.
Sephiroth: I can't. That's the thing
Narrator: Sephiroth… He likes to run around like an angry wildebeest
Sephiroth: What the hell is a wildebeest?
Narrator: You should know. You are one
Sephiroth: I am? Oh my
Narrator: Sephiroth… He doesn't know what a wildebeest is
Sephiroth: No. No I don't
Narrator: Sephiroth… He runs around disturbing actors
Sephiroth: What?
Narrator: Sephiroth… He has a long sword for a reason
Sephiroth:
Oh! NU UH! THAT IS WRONG! YOU STOP RIGHT THERE!
Narrator:
Sephiroth… Takes things the wrong way
Sephiroth: Crosses arms
Narrator: Sephiroth… Screams like a giant chimpanzee
Sephiroth: No I don't!
Narrator:
Is that a chimpanzee calling?
Sephiroth: Shut up!
Narrator:
Sephiroth… Is scared of his pet caterpillar Marluxia
Sephiroth: I'm not scared of caterpillars. And I don't have one either, and if I did I would definitely NOT name it after Flower Power Boy over there
Narrator: Sephiroth… Is being possessed by an inch worm
Sephiroth: No. But I know someone who's about to be!
Narrator: Now you know… Sephiroth from Kingdom Hearts
Sephiroth: Nu uh. Nothing was the truth! CAN'T YOU EVER TELL THE TRUTH!
Narrator: Nope. 'Cept for Marluxias…
Sephiroth: WHATEVER! GET DOWN HERE AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THIS SWORD IS REALLY FOR!