"Anyway…Iruka…you're a very special friend to me, so when I do turn a hundred…I'll pass the scale onto you…" Kakashi said zooming higher into the sky, until Iruka couldn't see anything but clouds below them.
"But…Kakashi-kun…I won't be alive then will I?" Iruka asked sadly, "You're only in your twenties…by the time you're one hundred…I'll be dead."
Kakashi chuckled and landed on a massive opulent cloud and bright light blinded Iruka. Iruka squinted at the incredible golden light and glimpsed a pair of colossal golden gates.
"Where are we?" Iruka asked softly as his eyes began to get accustomed to the intense glow.
Kakashi morphed back into a man and the two ninja stood on the cloud, staring at each other. Iruka blushed; Kakashi was naked and standing only a few inches away from him.
"Hey, stop staring at my ass you little pervert." Kakashi chuckled, running his fingers through his hair.
Iruka turned to face the gates instead, wondering how they were so sturdily placed on something so light and fluffy such as a cloud. But then again, how was he standing on the cloud!
"Are you okay?" Kakashi questioned worriedly, walking over to the shaking Iruka.
"Ooh…er…I-um-I…" Iruka babbled, his legs turning into jelly, as he noticed a hole in the cloud, which gave him a lovely view of the so many hundred feet he could fall if the cloud decided to 'poof' and disappear.
"It's okay Iruka, it's safe, this cloud." Kakashi said jovially jumping up and down on the white fluff.
Iruka blushed at the sight of a nude Kakashi jumping up and down, bits were jiggling you see.
"Aha! You really are a perverted little dude!" Kakashi teased, waving an accusing finger at the deeply reddening Iruka.
"A-Am not!" Iruka protested, slowly ambling over the white candyfloss towards Kakashi, so he could snap that annoying finger of his.
"Are too! You should read 'Icha Icha'! You'd like that." Kakashi grinned, as Iruka reached forwards, but tripped.
The chuunin landed face forwards in the most beautifully soft material he'd ever felt, in his whole life. The cloud was just so nice, it was warm and fluffy and made Iruka want to giggle.
"Ah…I see you can feel the essence of heaven that's seeping through those clouds." Kakashi chuckled, helping Iruka up.
"Heaven?" Iruka asked curiously, for some reason not feeling afraid anymore, "Are you saying I'm in heaven?"
"Well not yet…" Kakashi replied.
"Oh no! I'm going to die soon then, aren't I! You must be some angel disguised as Kakashi taking me to heaven! Oh no! I had so much to live for! I can't die yet! I have so much to do! Ack! And I have to mark everyone's homework for tomorrow!" Iruka spoke non-stop shaking his head like a little old woman complaining about the prices of carrots at the market.
"Um…anyways…behold the grand gates of heaven." Kakashi said gesturing to the intricate golden gates.
Iruka froze like a cute bunny caught in the headlights of a huge lorry transporting stinky soiled nappies to the dump. Damn it…this wasn't the time for him to die!
Next Chapter: Golden Light