Narrator: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Xexion… He likes to chew on tree branches
Xexion: No I don't
Narrator: Xexion… Is nicknamed Sexion because the ladies love him
Xexion: Yeah. That's my nickname and it's happened before… So?
Narrator: Xexion… He LOVES his clients
Xexion: Okay… Ewww. That's nasty
Narrator: Xexion… He loves rap music.
Xexion: Wrong
Narrator: Xexion… He loves his best friends sister a little too much
Xexion: No
Narrator: Xexion… He eats tabels
Xexion: Ew
Narrator: Xexion had sex with Marulxia
Xexion: EWWWWWW!
Marluxia: Why is everyone picking on me! Runs away cring
Narrator: Xexion…Loves to use clothes hangers as frisbees
Xexion: I would laugh SO hard if that hit aomebody in the head! Laughs
Narrator: Xexion… Likes soy milk
Xexion: Ew no! I'm allergic!
Narrator: Xexion… He likes to wear purple and pink pokeadotted dresses
Xexion: No I don't. That's not… Never mind. I ain't gonna steal his line…
Narrator: Cares so much about his hair that he married it
Xexion: No I don't and I didn't
Narrator: Yes you did
Xexion: No I didn't
Narrator: Yes you did
Xexion: NO I DIDN'T!
Narrator Xexion… Loves to play with Barbies
Xexion: I hate Barbies. I play with them by ripping their heads off and throwing them in wooddchippers
Narrator: Ooookay then… Now you know Xexion from Kingdom Hearts
Xexion: No they don't. You got everything wrong. There was one truthful thing you said in everything! You little piece of sht!