Alyssa: Hey. I'm deciding to mix this up a little bit. A different person will be the narrator each time. SO I think just about everyone might get a turn. I'm not sure, but yeah. As I said before I DO NOT OWN KINGDOM HEARTS! So yeah! Here goes nothing!

Xemnas: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Xigbar… He likes to shoot little kids with his gun arrows…

Xigbar: No I don't! Are you kidding me! That's just mean!
Xemnas: Xigbar… He likes to eat the molded cheese moon from the sky that we like to call Kingdom Hearts

Xigbar: No I don't

Xemnas: Xigbar likes to sneak into Axels room and steal his stuff AND pictures of Axel and hang them up in his closet so they can be worshipped by him…

Axel: So THAT'S where all my stuff went!
Xigbar: I NEVER did that!
Xemnas: Then where'd all his stuff go, huh?

Xigbar: I dunno.

Xemnas: I told ya… You stole it and it's your closet…

Xigbar: No it's not! He lost it and that's HIS problem!

Axel: IT WAS IN YOUR CLOST, XIGBAR! HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLE DO THAT TO ME! I THOUHT… I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

Xigbar: AXEL! I-It's not you… It's me… Okay, No, It's you…

Axel: -Sadly, runs off crying-

Xigbar: AXEL!
Xemnas: You see what YOU did!

Xigbar: YOU STARTED IT! I CAN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING ANYMORE! SECRET TELLER!

Xemnas: It's not nice to call names!

Xigbar: No I didn't!

Xemnas: Did, too

Xigbar: Nu uh!

Xemnas: XIGBAR FROM KH2! WHAT DID YOU DO!

Xigbar: NOTHING! YOU'RE CONFUSING ME!

Xemnas: Xigbar likes to spit in people food! So WATCH OUT! You might be eating his spit!

Xigbar: I did not and DO not!

Xemnas: You did to!

Xigbar: Did not…

Xemnas: Uhhh… Yeah you did…

Xigbar: Uhhh… No I didn't…

Xemnas: STOP IT!

Xigbar: YOU STARTED IT!
Xemnas: I'M JUST DOIG WHAT THE PAPER TELLS ME TO DO! XIGBAR PICKS HIS NOSE!
Xigbar: XEMNAS! SHUT THE HELL UP!

Xemnas: This… THIS ISN'T XEMNAS! You know WHY!

Xigbar: Why?

Xemnas: BECAUSE THIS ISN'T MANLY ENOUGH!

Xigbar: HA! IT IS YOU XEMNAS!

Xemnas: DANG IT!

Xigbar: -Cracks up-

Xemnas: NOW YOU KNOW XIGBAR FROM KINGDOM HEARTS!

Xigbar: -Stops suddenly- No they don't! What are YOU talking about! Are you ON something? You took those pills again today didn't you! WE TOLD YOU TO STOP THAT! He has a medication problem! He does overdoses to feel "Manly" and it shows that he can "Take the pain".

Xemnas: SHUT UP! STOP TELLING MY SECERTS!