Demyx: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Xaldian… He likes to go on road trips to local strip clubs
Xaldian: No I don't…
Demyx: Xaldian likes to take Roxas' shoes and burn them in the fire.
Roxas: MY
SHOES!
Xaldian: I think you have too many shoes…
Roxas: SHUT UP!
Demyx: Xaldian… He stole Xemnas' shampoo and replaced it with tanning lotion so his hair could tan
Xaldian: What… The… Hell? Who would do something SO stupid!
Xemnas: Oh no! THAT'S why my hair's been getting darker!
Xaldian: -Rolls eyes- Xemnas… You're always in the sun and in the pool…
Xemnas: NO I'M NOT! THAT'S NOT MANLY ENOUGH!
Xaldian: Whatever…
Demyx: Xaldian likes to mix up candies at the store so everyone gets confused and loses time in their schedules looking for a bag of candy when instead, they could go somewhere else and get it or just not get it at all…
Xaldian: What? Something about candy and… Something else? I'm just saying no. I didn't…
Demyx: Oh! So you DIDN'T help pay the bills this month after you swore up and down that you DID help pay them all off! THANKS A LOT, XALDIAN!
Xaldian: I DID help! Never mind! I say yes!
Demyx: Too late… You said you didn't… Thanks a lot, Xaly… Now we're gonna have to give your room away to the giant wildebeest that was looking for a room…
Xaldian: A-Are you serious?
Demyx: No. Xaldian…
Xaldian: -Mad-
Demyx: Looks like a giant ape face!
Xaldian: No I don't!
Demyx: Have you LOOKED in a mirror lately!
Xaldian: Yeah! Just this morning!
Demyx: Apparently not…
Xaldian: I DID!
Demyx:
Now you know… Xaldian form Kingdom Hearts!
Xaldian: YOU'RE SMOKING SOMETHING! I KNOW IT! I DO NOT LOOK LIKE AN APE! DID YOU LEAVE! I AM NOT DONE! YOU GET BACK HERE!