Cid: Okay, Ummm… I've never done this before and I haven't gone yet… What do I do?
Some guy: You've watched it before. Just go with that and follow the paper…
Cid: Okay, Okay. I think I've got it then…
Some guy: Okay. You're on in five… Four… Three… Two… One… -Points to Cid-
Cid: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Vexen… He's known to wear his moms' dresses so he can run around and yell out, "LOOK AT ME! I'M A PRETTY DANDELION!"
Vexen: What? No I didn't! You must've mistaken me for my lil' sister…
Cid: Nah… We got this tape thing-a ma bob that your mom hooked up to the house… -Plays tape-
In background from tape: I'M A PRETTY DANDELION! OH YES! I'M A PRETTY DANDELION! AND I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY! I CAN! –Runs into wall- OUCH! THAT'S A WALL! BUT I'M STILL A PRETTY DANDELION! AND MY MOMMY LOVES ME JUST THE WAY I AM! 'CAUSE I'M A PRETTY DANDELION!
Vexen: Oh God…
Cid: I TOLD YOU!
Vexen: Look at the person, Dude… That's Xemnas…
Xemnas: NO IT'S NOT! THAT'S NOT MANLY ENOUGH!
Cid: No, Vexen! THAT
was you!
Vexen: No it wasn't!
Cid: STOP ARGUING WITH ME! I AM THE DEEP VOICE NARRATORING DUDE GUY RIGHT NOW!
Vexen: Heh…
Cid: Vexen… He likes to sing along to "Macho Man" to make himself feel sexy inside.
Vexen: I DO NOT!
Cid: You do, too!
Vexen: Nope!
Cid: DO!
Vexen:
NOT!
Cid: DO!
Vexen: NOT!
Cid: VEXEN WEARS PRETTY PINK AND PURPLE UNDERWARE WITH RAINBOWS ON THE ASS!
Vexen: I DO NOT!
Cid:
NOW YOU KNOW VEXEN FROM KINGDOM HEARTS!
VEXEN: HELL NO THEY DON'T! YOU GET YOUR SKINNY LITTLE WHITE FAT ASS BACK HERE, BOY! YOU LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! COME BACK HEEEEEEEEEEEERE!