Axel: Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars. Luxord… He has a giant snowball the size of my Uncle Grandpas face
Luxord: Ummm… No… I don't And besides… Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Axel: Luxord… Wants to be JUST like his new girlfriends ex-wife when he grows up
Luxord: What! What the
hell was that? I number one… Don't have a girlfriend… Number
two… Never had a girlfriend who was a Bi or Lesbian and three… I
would NEVER want to be a girl! That'd be Xemnas!
Xemnas: THAT'S
NOT MANL- AH! FORGET IT!
Axel: Luxord… He likes to steal candy from babies
Luxord: No I don't
Axel: Luxord stole Demyxs Sitar
Demyx: YOU WHAT!
Luxord: I DID NO SUCH
THING!
Axel: LUXORD STOLE KARIS UNDERPANRTS THE OTHER NIGHT EHILE
SHE WAS ASLEEP!
Luxord: NO I DIND'T!
Kari: LUXORD!
Luxord:
What? –Turns around and gets slapped-
Axel: Luxord… He likes to sing, 'If I was Gay' in the shower
Luxord: It's 'If You Were Gay' and no I don't…
Axel: Yes you do… Admit it!
Luxord: But I don't
Axel: But you do
Luxord: Axel!
Axel:
Luxord!
Luxord: What?
Axel: Luxord likes to eat little crickets when he's hungry
Luxord: NO I
DON'T!
Axel: Now you know… Luxord from Kingdom Hearts
Luxord: NO THEY DO-
Pack of rabid Axel fan girls: AXEL! WE LOVE YOU!