100 Ways to Annoy Hermione Granger
Steal a piece to her 5,250 piece puzzle of Gilderoy Lockhart
Tell her that the other beavers are missing her back at the dam
Say that the smarter you are, the quicker you die
Make fake wedding pictures of her and Voldemort
Apperate in front of her every 10 seconds
Take her food and tell her she's fat enough already
Make L.K.H.E. club, "Let's Kill House Elves"
When she's sleeping, put a henna tattoo of the dark mark on her fore arm
Hide her wand
Rip all copies of "Hogwarts, a History"
Next time there's a troll in the girl's bathroom, leave it there
Put her in a cage with Grawp
Repeat "Hermy" a billion times
Push her through the veil
Tell her she should shave her hair for cancer
Make her a blind date with Mad-Eye Moody
Poke her eyes out
Tell her she smells
Call her mudblood of course!
Handcuff her to Colin Creevey for a day
Discuss S.P.E.W. but keep saying "spew" instead
Tell her they are locking down all libraries
Eat her
Call her Her-hiney
Sing the song that never ends in her ear
Tie her to a chair and tell her she can't get up until she finds the last number in pi
Paste her face on a picture of an old man in a Speedo and hand it out to people
Use the Poly Juice potion to turn into her and walk around naked
Tell her "Your Muggle" jokes instead of "Your Mama" jokes
Tell her to follow the spiders
Force her to read a German dictionary and write a 10 page book report on it
Lock her in a room that has a gun with one bullet and repetitively plays Hillary Duff soundtracks
Make out with Ron
Call Ron "Won-Won"… LAVENDER!
Throw her off a cliff
Put her in 12 Grimmuld Place and make sure Mrs. Black doesn't stop yelling
Tape Spell-o-tape all over Crookshanks
Give her a mirror
Tell her off for being such a know-it-all
Stuff Blast-ended-skrewts in her bed
Show her the difference between cat and human hair so that the next time she uses the Poly Juice potion, she won't turn into a cat
Exchange her wand with one of Fred and George's fake wands
Make her join the headless hunt…if you get my gist
Open the Chamber of Secrets… again… so she'll die
Force her to join Moaning Myrtle for tea
Ask her to tell you a very long explanation between the difference of monkshood, wolfsbane, and aconite
Tell her she's Voldemort's last horcrux
Ask her to figure out how to stay underwater for an hour
Mimic her every move
Put her on a hippogriff…
…than on a thestral
When she uses a time turner, make sure her two bodies are at the same place at the same time
Tell her you're having dreams about your godfather at the end of corridors in the Ministry of Magic
Put a turban on your head and try to explain to her that you have 2 faces
Ask her why the heck she is taking Muggle Studies
Make a voodoo doll of her
Repeat "it's 'Leviosa' not 'Leviosa'
Show her the difference between a pen and a quill
Say to her "Is there always a rain cloud over your head because you're really muddy?"
Throw water balloons at her and tell her you wanted to know if she would melt
Ask her why her mouth is so big if her parents are dentists
Make her watch Bewitched, Twiches, Charmed, and Hocus Pocus
Questio how she remembered Lockhart's favorite color was lavender
Compare her to Millicent Bulstrode by telling her they look like twins
Make "How many Hermiones does it take to screw in a light bulb" jokes
Turn her hair into snakes and call her "Her-dusa"
Make her get off her lazy bum and get the Sorcer's Stone herself…
…and Ginny from the Chamber…
…and Sirius from the tower…
…and win the Triwizard Cup…
…and get the Prophecy…
…and get all of the horcruxes
Have Peeves make up songs about her
Stick her in the Jar with Rita Skeeter
Have her switch luck with poor Neville
Force her to sing the Real Slimshadey
Have her hang out with Voldemort, Aragog, Quirrell, Snape, Pettigrew, Dementors, boggarts, Death Eaters, and the Dursleys
Open the golden egg and leave her with it
Make her splich when she apperates
Put her in a broom closet with Crabbe and Goyle
Write her a letter pretending you're Krum and say you hate her
Throw her in the lake
Throw her in the Forbidden Forest
Tell her about harles in mistletoe
Have her in the same room with the marauders and Gred and Forge
Put her in front of the Whomping Willow
Explain to her how she's nonstop pms'ing
Ask her what side of her family is goblin
Have brains attack her
Put the Death Eater with the baby head in her room
Make her drink the liquid in the cave with the locket
Force her to watch Voldemort's rebirth
Put her in a tank with Snape at a zoo
Have her be attacked by a crap load of mail flying everywhere
Have her collect money from the father at the House of Gaunt
Tell her she is such a witch… no pun intended
Ask her if she's made of wood
Make her verse Ron in a game of Wizard's chess
Have Michel Jackson dangle her from a window
Make her read 100 Ways to Annoy Hermione Granger by Prevans