Hatsumomo: Hey! I got a new name! Woot! Woot! Go me! It's my Birthday! We gonna pawty like it's my Birthday! Oh, Yeah, OK. In this Fan fiction are transported to Naruto World. This time it's not a dream, so it probably won't rain chocolate unless I make a jutsu that does that . OK so…. Read it!

Kathy and Jordyn were walking around Wet and wild in their bathing suits. Kathy spotted a remote on the ground and picked it up. She went over to Jordyn who was sitting there with a dazed look on her face. "Hey. Hey! HEY!" No response from Jordyn. Kathy then took the remote and started to whack Jordyn repeatedly on the head screaming in her ear, "LOOKIE WHAT I FOUND, LOOKIE WHAT I FOUND!" Jordyn was about to kill Kathy for that when she spotted an orange button marked Naruto and pressed it.

Kakashi was taking a walk through the forest before he went to meet his team. He felt a drop of water on his nose. 'Rain?' He thought. He looked up and saw a girl yelling, falling from the sky. He caught her bridal style. She had her eyes shut very tight. She opened one eye and saw Kakashi holding her. She looked down and saw she was dripping wet and in her bathing suit. She then slapped him screaming, "KAKASHI, YOU PERVERT, I'M NAKED!" He dropped her from shock of the slap, and received another slap. Another scream brought him back to earth as another girl fell to the ground. The girl stared at Kakashi mouthing the words 'oh my god' He stared for a moment at the two girls. The girls pulled out a set of clothes from who knows where and pulled it over their suits.

"Who are you?" He asked. Kathy looked up (AN: The one who was slapping him) and said, "I'm Hatsumomo, and this is Saiyuli." "Um… ok so where are you from?" "Who knows where." "What?" "Exactly!" Kakashi looked at Hatsumomo clearly confused. And said, "Do you need a place to stay?" "Why?" "Huh?" "Sure!" "What?" "Just what I was thinking." "Is that a yes?" "Are you mentally retarded?" "What?" "Well that answers my question." "I don't follow…?" "Why not?" "Alright then, so I'll take you to the Hokage." "Can we meet team 7 first?" "If you've never been to this village before, how do you know me and so much about it?" "My friend is a stalker and sells all he knows in books and others stick it on the Internet, including stats and lists of all the Jutsus everybody can use. We also know because of him surprise attacks and betrayers before you guys do, and we also know about Naruto, and the nine tailed fox sealed inside him in which the fourth Hokage died sealing inside him, when the fox attacked the village and-" "WOAH!"

"Do you realize that all our secrets could be discovered if you or your friend were kidnapped? And that you are in grave danger? Bad things can happen to you? Huh? Do you? And you can use your knowledge to help us greatly?" Kakashi was deep in thought and said, "I'll take you to our Hokage and introduce you to my team…" "Great let's go!" That was Hatsumomo. Saiyuli has been strangely silent… For no particular reason though, she's quiet because she doesn't feel like talking. Anyway the three went to the training place where they saw the three Genins waiting.

Hatsumomo: hey! How'd ya like it? Review or not! I prefer if you'd review though. NO FLAMES!