The Lighter Side of Roy x Ed

by kytyngurl2

Roy x Ed. A series of short drabbles showing the lighthearted side of the Roy x Ed pairing. Sometimes fluffy, sometimes cracky, and ever so often, meta. Yaoi. Series of one shots.

4. Bad Timing

Bad Timing

"You realize," announced Roy suddenly, "That the whole idea is ridiculous."

Ed gave him an annoyed look. "...what?"

"I mean, the whole concept of us as a couple. It's ludicrous! For one thing... I'm a ladies man. I love women. And they," smug smirk, "love me."

Ed ignored him, but that didn't stop Roy from continuing.

"Anyways. Putting aside the issue of you being the wrong sex, you are entirely not my type. I prefer my lovers to be demure and polite. Sociable even. I also prefer that my lovers not constantly attempt to dump buckets of water on me."

Roy didn't mention that he also preferred his dates be taller. It didn't seem to be the appropriate time.

"In addition, there is also the issue of our age difference and the fact that you are technically under my command--"

"That's nice," interrupted a now highly annoyed naked Ed from under Roy. "Now would you PLEASE shut up and start moving FASTER!"