The Lighter Side of Roy x Ed

by kytyngurl2

Roy x Ed. A series of short drabbles showing the lighthearted side of the Roy x Ed pairing. Sometimes fluffy, sometimes cracky, and ever so often, meta. Yaoi. Series of one shots.

5. Roy's Dirty Mouth

Roy's Dirty Mouth

"I said no! You are NOT going to kiss me until you wash your mouth out!" Ed 'hmmphed', placing his hands on hips as he glared at his lover. Taking a step back, he repeated. "Now go wash your mouth out! It's disgusting!"

Roy pouted and wiped a smear of white from his lips. "Not even one little kiss?" He looked hopefully over at Ed, trying his best 'Aren't I cute? You'll do what I want, right?' expression on.

And that was when Ed forcibly ejected him from their bedroom.

Grimacing, Roy headed to the bathroom... and his toothbrush. He knew full and well when arguing with the short-tempered and often over-sensitive blond wouldn't work.

Still though, Ed didn't have to get quite so irate about it. It had only been one little glass of milk.