The Texas Chainsaw suckater!
IT was a dark and dreary day as the stoners rolled down the highway having a pre-horror movie joint. All of the sudden some weird looking complete stranger was walking on the highway.
"Pull over you dick! Maybe she needs help!" said the hot looking yet stupid heroine who normally manages to survive everything.
"All right gees! God it must be her time of the month or something." he muttered to him self in fear of being bitch slapped for he is a pansy.
They slowly brought the car to a stop by the complete and total stranger who is probably packing heat because she may live on the west side. The heroine who was probably on heroine because she was stupid enough to make the pansy pull over ran the complete stranger who was packing heat up in the dress perhaps in the area.
"I want to go home." muttered the insane bitch who was a complete stranger most likely packing heat up her dress because she needed it for protection if any other crew rolled up in their pimped out car doing a drive-by you know how it is on the west side of Texas.
"Is it far?" asked the stupid heroine who was on heroine.
"We'll give you a ride." said the dumb ass who obviously hasn't ever watched a horror movie.
As they drove along and came closer and closer to their inevitable doom the crazy chick who was packing heat for the west side said "I don't want to go back. Don't take me back." and pulled out a gun and shot herself. I don't know maybe she had debt or personal problems, maybe leather face rejected her who knows the point is she shot herself.
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Yep that's it for now wait for chapter 2 coming soon to a overpriced theater near you.