The texas chainsaw suckater chapter 2 The insane cop who cant get a girl.
"Pull over!" the idiotic heroine shouted. "She shot herself!"
"Duh we heard the gun shot!" shouted the pansy who was behind the wheel.
They all got out of the car and started freaking out. Oh god what are we going to do was the word shouted out almost every minute. I know thought the heroine thought to herself we'll deal with personal problems first by throwing out the pot stuffed into the piñata. That would be better than getting a phone and calling someone.
The dumb chick who surprisingly isn't blonde threw the pot into the corn field.
"Hey those were our last jays asshole!" shouted all three guys in unison.
"We have to drive this body somewhere." stated the heroine.
Next thing you know their on the road with the body in-between them flopping around. I'm mean this is a part in the story where your like what the hell I mean couldn't someone just look through the window who was passing them and see this? What ever anyway the reach the gas station and walk in and are all like "some bitch killed herself in are car we need help do you sell body bags?"
Go to this one dudes house and the sheriff will be by soon. Ok they said without a second thought as they walked off. Well technically drove off but who cares.
They later arrived at the place and the sheriff showed up as planed.
"You the city slickers that have the dead body?" he asked
"Uh yeah its in our car." said the random chick that they picked up before the movie started.
"Ok I got some trash bags on of you want to help me?" he asked
"Ok I'll do it." said one
The sheriff started groping the body.
"Just a perk of the job every now and then I get to cop a feel." he said "Want a try?"
"no thanks man you should just find a dating web page." the boy said.
"tried to but I have dial up." said the sheriff
to be continued
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