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Chapter 3: Waffle Bottom

Waffle lands in a treedome. He wakes up and sees everything weird. Even himself.

Waffle: Where am I? Ohh, what is this place?

He sees a portal that doesn't look complete.

Waffle: Splee! Another portal!

Voice: Who's out in my treedome! Is that you Patrick?

Waffle hides near the portal white he sees the person coming out. It was a squirrel wearing a purple bikini. Waffle closed his eyes.

Sandy: Hello? Anyone here?

Waffle: (comes out) Hi squirrel. Why are you wearing a bikini?

Sandy: (gasps) Why, come over here!

Sandy tries to catch Waffle using a rope and knocks down many things. Then, Waffle gets surrounded in the dome.

Sandy: Now, who in a world just who you think you are?

Waffle: I don't know. I mean Waffle, you squirrel. Please don't eat me!

Sandy: Why, you're a nice little critter. The name's Sandy Cheeks.

Waffle: Splee! Where am I?

Sandy: In Bikini Bottom, of course! Hey, how did you get in here anyway?

Waffle: I landed. From a portal.

Sandy walks over to her invention and points at it.

Sandy: You mean this one?

Waffle: No.

Sandy: Hmm. Well, you're welcome to stay here, Waffle. I'll make some cookies and iced tea. Also, I'm gonna call over some friends. They will love to meet you.

Waffle: Splee!

Sandy bakes some cookies and makes some iced tea. Then, she called SpongeBob and Patrick. A couple of hours later, SpongeBob and Patrick ran to Sandy's treedome.

Patrick: Man, I can't wait for the big surprise Sandy wants us to see!

SpongeBob: Yeah, she said a new friend in Bikini Bottom.

Patrick: Oh, I can't wait!

Both friends giggle as Sandy opens up the door. The boys have on water helmets and go inside. The three see Waffle eating cookies and having iced tea. Waffle turns around.

Waffle: Hi there.

Patrick: Ahh! A furry thing!

Sandy: What's wrong with furry things?

Patrick: (points) Look, a burglar!

SpongeBob: (to Waffle) Hi! My name is SpongeBob SquarePants. And you must be Waffle, right? Sandy told us about you.

Waffle: Wow. Am I underwater?

SpongeBob: Yes. That is why I'm wearing my water helmet. It protects me from drying up. Patrick, too.

Waffle: Fascinating.

Sandy: (to Patrick) So, what did you say about furry things? (strangles him)

Patrick: Nothing. (Sandy lets go and Pat gasps)

Sandy: Well, we better show Waffle here what Bikini Bottom looks like.

Waffle: Splee! Yah!

SpongeBob: I'm in.

We cut to a scene where the four are walking in the middle of the town. Waffle is wearing an air helmet. SpongeBob tells them all everything about Bikini Bottom. Jellyfish Fields, houses, etc. They all get up between the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket. All their stomachs are grumbling.

Patrick: Oh no! It's the attack of the stomachs! They want to eat us now! (screams and panic, so does Waffle)

SpongeBob: No, Patrick. We're just hungry. We didn't get to eat in a long time.

Patrick: Right. I knew that.

Waffle: So, which food place do we go to? I vote for the one that has a bucket!

SpongeBob: No, Waffle! That food place belongs to Plankton, the most evilest villain around here.

Sandy: And besides, his food is bad anyway.

Waffle: What do they have in there?

Sandy: Chum.

Waffle: Eww. That's unhealthy.

Spongebob leads them inside the Krusty Krab. Waffle waves to the fish, but they don't react. The four go up to Squidward, the cashier.

SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward!

Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing here? And who's that guy? (points at Waffle)

Waffle: I'm Waffle.

SpongeBob: Yeah, he's a land critter like Sandy.

Sandy: Hi ya.

Waffle: Land critter?

Squidward: Great. Now would you kindly leave?

Patrick: No, we're hungry.

Squidward: And what do you want?

Patrick: UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH...(drools)

SpongeBob: Four Krabby Patties, please. And make it regular.

Squidward: That will be your job.

Waffle: You work here?

SpongeBob: Of course I do. But today's my day off. However, I guess it won't hurt. (pulls up his spatula)

Mr. Krabs: (coming out) That's the spirit, boy!

Waffle: Who are you?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! Meey my new friend, Waffle. And Waffle, that's Squidward, the cashier.

Waffle: OK.

Mr. Krabs: Keep up the good work tomorrow, boy!

SpongeBob: Eye, eye, Mr. Krabs!

SpongeBob makes four Krabby Patties for himself and his friends. Then, they leave the Krusty Krab and eat while walking.

Patrick: Mmm, this food is great!

Waffle: Yeah! I can show this to my brothers. (sadly) Brothers. (cries)

Sandy: Waffle, what's wrong?

Waffle: I miss my brothers! (sobs)

SpongeBob: Just tell us what happened.

Waffle: Well, you see...

Waffle explains to SpongeBob's friends about his brothers and what happened. The scene is now at Sandy's treedome again.

Waffle: ...And that's what happened.

Patrick: Wow, fascinating.

Waffle: I wanna go home! (sobs again)

Sandy: Don't worry, Waffle. The portal is almost done. After I'm finished with it, you can go home.

Waffle: Splee!

Sandy: Come on, Pat.

Patrick: OK.

SpongeBob: What can I do?

Sandy: Stay out here and don't touch anything! Patrick and I will get more tools.

Sandy and Patrick leave the scene to get more tools. Waffle goes near the portal.

SpongeBob: Waffle, what are you doing!

Waffle: Trying to go inside, the portal.

SpongeBob: Well, you have to wait longer!

Waffle: But I can't! I need to use the bathroom!

SpongeBob: That's no excuse!

Suddenly, Waffle makes the portal work. He tries to go in, until SpongeBob accidentally falls in. The portal closes.

Waffle: Ahh! What do I do now! I know, cookies!

I really hoped you liked this chapter. Sorry I didn't update in a long time, I didn't follow the rules right and this is punishment. Chapter 4: Gordon City, next up!Wasn't that great? NO FLAMES PLEASE and write great reviews! WARNING: THIS IS NOT A SLASH FIC. I hate slash fics! (Sorry to all)