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Chapter 7: To Stop the Bad Guys and Unite!

We cut to Hillwood City and Helga and Gerald find Gordon, but not Arnold.

Helga: Hey, where's football head? He was just here a minute ago.

Gerald: Maybe he forgot something at his house?

Helga: And leave his stupid fat cat here?

Gerald: You mean Gordon.

Helga (scoffs) Whatever. If you need me, I'll be right over there. (points somewhere else)

Gerald: OK, whatever.

Helga: (goes to a place and to herself) Arnold. What a dork, what a nimrod. And yet...(brings out her locket with Arnold's picture) I love you! (dreamily) How I love your football shaped head, your black beady eyes, everything about you. (sighs then hears wheezing from Brainy, gives him a backward punch)

Gerald: Hmm, maybe Arnold had to...nah. Or maybe he...nope, not today. Or how about...no! Man, where's ARNOLD!

Gordon: Uh, I'm not to speak, but um, he feel in the portal! (Gerald looks flabbergasted)

Gerald: Please tell me I'm hallucinating.

Gordon: You're not hallucinating.

Gerald: I told you to tell me I am! (scoffs) Why am I even talking to you?

Gordon: Because, I know where he is! Arnold fell into the portal when you and the others were inside! Trust me, lad!

Gerald: OK. (yells) Helga!

Helga: What!

Gerald: Get over here!

Helga: OK! (to herself) Man, what is it this time? (Helga comes over to Gerald and Gordon) All right, what is it? Can't you see I was busy?

Gerald: No. We got ourselves a talking cat!

Helga: What!

Meanwhile in Ocean Shores, Twister, Reggie, and Sam come back to where the portal was. Otto wasn't here, but Mr. Blik was.

Twister: Hey, where's Otto?

Reggie: Maybe he wanted to surf.

Twister: Without us?

Sam: And leaving his cat here?

Mr. Blik: That's Mr. Blik to you! And your friend, just fell in the portal! (the others look flabbergasted as Gerald)

Twister: Tell me that didn't happen.

Reggie: It happened.

Twister: I told you not to tell me that!

Sam: You know, blacks cats are bad luck. Maybe this is part of it.

Mr. Blik: I'm not bad luck, you nimrod! You kids have to trust me! Your friend, Otto, fell into the portal, into my world!

Now, Reggie, Twist, and Sam were confused and shocked at the same time.

Switch to Bikini Bottom, and Patrick and Sandy return with all the tools. SpongeBob is not here, but Waffle looks at them blankly eating cookies like the accident never happened.

Waffle: Hi there.

Sandy: Waffle, where's SpongeBob?

Waffle: I don't know.

Patrick: (panics) SpongeBob's missing! Call in the army, call the navy, and someone, call my mommy! (panics until he hits Sandy's tree) I'm OK.

Waffle: Oh, I remember now. He fell into the portal.

Sandy: But that's impossible! It's not finished! Unless...(looks at Waffle in a mad way) Waffle!

Waffle: (shaking in fear) What?

Sandy: Did you mess up my portal?

Waffle: Um...

Sandy: 'Cause I'm gonna cause you so much pain! I will...

Patrick: (points) Hey look! The portal's working!

Sandy: What?

Waffle: What? Splee!

Sandy: That bad! Or good. Or...I don't know!

The three portals from Bikini Bottom, Hillwood City, and Ocean Shores opened up into a three-way connection. Everyone saw each other and the three Catscratch brothers...

Gordon: Blik! Waffle!

Waffle: Gordon! Blik!

Blik: Tall! Fatso!

Waffle and Gordon: Hey!

Helga: Criminy! Now I really must be hallucinating!

Twister: Oh why does this keep happening to me!

Sam: I don't know!

Gerald: Great. First, Arnold disappears. Then, Gordon can talk. And now, two other portals had opened up on ours, and we see a starfish, a squirrel, and three other kids that can pound us right now! And those two other cats.

Patrick: What is the meaning of this? Everything I knew was a lie!

Waffle: Me too!

Mr. Blik: Shut it.

Waffle: OK.

Gordon: I'll say. First, Blik, Waffle and I started to fight. We end up in different worlds. The people who took us got into our world. The villains have been taken away, and now, we're all doomed!

Helga: How do you know this?

Gordon: Um, long story.

Mr. Blik: Great, just great! How are we gonna get to those kids!

Suddenly, the three vortexs open Blik, Reggie, Twister, Sam, Patrick, Sandy, Waffle, Gordon, Gerald, and Helga into the mansion hallway.

Gerald: That was weird.

Twister: Yet amazingly convenient!

Reggie: Hey, do you guys hear something.

Patrick: Yes.

The sound gets closer and closer. It was Otto screaming excitingly riding on the stairs a huge cart. The others ducked as Otto missed them. Then he stops.

Otto: That was awesome! (turns around) Guys, is that you? And who are they?

Then, SpongeBob and Arnold come down with different carts screaming like Otto. The two pull to a stop and get out.

SpongeBob: Whoo! Let's do that again! (laughs)

Arnold: (sees the others behind him but Otto) Uh...

SpongeBob: What? (turns around) Oh...

Sandy: SpongeBob!

Sandy: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Sandy! Patrick!

Reggie: Otto!

Twister: Rocket Boy!

Sam: Otto!

Otto: Reg! Twist! Squid!

Gerald: Arnold!

Helga: Football-head! I mean, (scoffs) football-head.

Arnold: Gerald! Helga?

SpongeBob: (looks at Reggie dreamily) Wow.

All of them start to hug each other. Waffle wants to join in, but Mr. Blik grabs him.

Blik: We're not supposed to join them, you boob!

Waffle: I'm not a boob! Whatever that is.

After the rest are all done hugging and cheering, they stop and Helga is the first to speak.

Helga: OK, you cats, spit it out! What is going on here!

Blik: Don't look at us, pony tail! We don't even know how this got started!

Waffle: I remember how. (Blik nudges him) Oof!

Otto: Well, I guess we should get all home.

Reggie: We can't! It was a good thing we found you!

Patrick: Yeah. So, now what?

Voice: (overheard) Oh, you'll do plenty!

All: Huh?

Otto: All right, you dork! Come on out so I can see your face!

Blik: Yeah, don't be a chicken!

Gordon: Blik, I don't think that's gonna help.

Arnold: Yeah, Otto.

SpongeBob: We're doomed!

Waffle: Yeah, doomed!

Otto & Blik: (in unison) Shut up!

Girls: (to themselves, in unison) Why are they so familiar?

Just like the bad guys, a black mystic smoke took them all away, ending the chapter.

Sorry if this took me so long! I know that the chapter title doesn't fit in this, but I just make it up along the way! SOME FLAMES PLEASE and write the best reviews!