Me: chapter 3 is finally here! its about me in the Evil Club. im so excited!
Heylin Duo: (my 2 friends) we cant wait to see how you make fun of yourself, LIKE YOU MADE FUN OF US!
Me: chillax guys ive got some good ideas for myself. and by good i mean, awesom lies!
Heylin Trio: ON WITH THE STORY! and we own nothing! (all start crying) just Tom.
Readers: huh?
Me: you'll see, you'll all see...
Chapter 3. Katnappe
Katnappe: hello? somebody told me that there would be free cat grooming supplies... hello?
Know Your Stars
Know Your Stars
Know Your Stars
Katnappe: heh- hello? wherever you are dont make me use my super kitties!
Katnappe, has dog envy...
Katnappe: eeww i hate dogs why would i have dog envy?
Katnappe, has a boyfriend named Tom...
Katnappe: TOM? I HATE TOM! HE ALWAYS STALKS ME, AND COPIES EVRYTHING I DO!
Katnappe, is a mutant alien who desguised herself as a cat-crazy human...
Katnappe: o you are gonna pay whoever the crap you are! SUPER KITTIES, ATTACK!
Jack: HEY! you stole my line... and replaced Jack-bots with Super Kitties...
Katnappe: when the heck did you get here!
Jack: im the next chapter ya kno... im scared of what the authress will put me through...
Katnappe: whatever she does to you, you'll deserve it! (mumbling) spineless idiot...
Now You Know, Katnappe, the mutant alien, who's dating a Tom-cat, and has dog envy...
Katnappe: you kno nothing about me! oh when i get my paws on you...
Jack: watch your mouth, Ashley...
Katnappe: watch your mouth Whiney-Boy! and the name's KATNAPPE not ASHLEY! (starts scratching Jack's eyes out)
Jack: AHHHH, OW, AHHHHH, OW, AHHHHHH, OW, AHHHHHHH, OW... (continues on and on and on)
Me: Like I said, im gonna try to complete this story tonight. next chapter, if you didnt already know: Jack Spicer.
Heylin Trio: R&R!