Honey, I Accidentally Burned Down the House
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Rating: K+
Warning: Character are a bit OOC
Summary: Naruto is married to Hinata. One day after coming home for a mission Naruto notice that his wife was not home so he cooked dinner for himself. But after he finish cooking he accidentally let a oily towel near the fire.
"Hinata!" yelled Naruto. He just came home from a stupid long mission and he was hungry. Naruto thought that he was coming home to the sweet smell of his wife's cooking but found no food and no wife.
"Ugggggggggghhhhhhhh, that old hag probably kept her there" he said very angry that he could not find any food. Naruto went in the kitchen and got out one of his wife's cook book. "Hmmmmm, there's chicken salad, chicken flavor ramen, there's" "WAIT!" "Chicken flavor ramen?" "Let's see how you make it" Naruto said/read/asked.
"You need some chicken flavor powder, some boil water, a pot, a hot stove (duh), and uncooked ramen" he read out loud. Naruto went to the cabinet and got out the chicken flavor powder, a pot, and uncooked ramen.
He got the pot and put on the hot stove. Naruto waited for a couple of minutes but still no ramen. He looked at the cook book again. "After getting everything and turning on your stove, put some water in, and then add the ramen" he read the second part. He waited what seems like forever and the ramen was suddenly done.
Naruto read the book again; he added some chicken flavor and decided to add a few stuff of his own. He added some peppered, hot sauce, and a bunch of cooked beef.
Naruto put all of the stuff away. While putting the stuff in the cabinet he knocked down the cooking oil. The stuff spilled everywhere. Naruto got a towel, started to clean the mess and then set the towel near the stove that still had the fire lit.
Naruto sat in front of the t.v, when he smelled smoke. Naruto got up, walk to the kitchen only to see half of it burned. The fire was still burning and it was spreading fast, he took off his jacket trying to stop it, only to get the jacket on fire. Naruto threw the jacket in the living room. He got out the fire extinguisher push down and sprayed himself. "aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my eyes! MY EYES THEY BURN!"he screamed running around like the idiot he his.
Naruto finally stopped his running, pick up the extinguisher and put out the fire. He thought that he was finish, but when he set foot in the living room there was more fire.
Hinata opened the door to her lovely home with a very sweet, happy smile on her face. When she came in her lovely house was part black and burned. Hinata's sweet, happy smile turned into a dangerous, evil smile.
"NARUTO UZAMAKI!" Naruto heard his wife screamed. Uh oh 'I'm so dead' he thought. "Yes, dear" Naruto reply weakly. Whoever could've thought the oh so great Naruto would be scared of his wife. But after what he did of course he would be scared.
THE NEXT DAY
Naruto sneaked out of his rebuild house (which he had to do) trying not to wake up his wife. He was cover in bruises and his hand was swollen from being hit many times with the hammer.
Naruto went to Sasuke's mansion, where he shared with his wife, Sakura. Shikamaru,Neji,Sasuke, and him always meet before training. He told the boy what happened and they busted out laughing.
"Naruto, did you ever know that if you angered her you would go through hell" said Neji. "Yeah , thanks for the advice teme" Naruto said sarcastically.
This is actually my first HinaNaru fic. I'm not very good at writning about them. So if you want to flame me go ahead. But if you like it plz. review!