Kuro Himitsu: This is not, I REPEAT, this is NOT what I have written. This is

still part of the ex-authoress's story until after chapter 8. So, everybody, please

clap and thank her that you are able to read such a wonderful story D

Chapter 4

The 28 of August was uneventful, so to speak. For Kurama and Hiei, their
time was spent lounging about and packing their things at a slow pace. Hiei
had all his extra clothing and such stored in Kurama's closet, so whenever
he needed to change, he could easily slip into the room and do so.

They were currently in Kurama's bedroom, Hiei sitting on the bed and Kurama
looking for the right type of outfits to bring.

"I want to look elegant but I don't want to look too vain or bring
unnecessary attention to myself…" He continued to trifle though his
clothing. When he had found that he could easily return to his demon form he
had purchased as many outfits as he could get a hold of.

"Kitsune, I don't think its possible for you not to bring unnecessary
attention to yourself." He said pointedly, "You're over seven feet tall and
look like a giant humanoid fox."

Kurama turned his head to glare at him," I am not a 'giant humanoid fox' I
am a youko. A very sexy and powerful youko." He said and turned back to his
work with a small pout on his lips.

"Right kitsune, a very vain youko, that's what you are." Kurama turned to
remark once again, but stopped. Hiei had one of his rare smiles on, Kurama
more than willing, smiled back.

"I'll settle for that then." He said cheerfully. "Now what do you think of
this?" He held up a large blue cloth, trimmed with gold.

"Anything looks good on you Kurama, why even ask." The koorime said dryly.
The fox chuckled quietly, setting the blue cloth down, he walked over to
Hiei and sat down next to him.

"Hiei," Kurama said, his face showing complete seriousness. "I love you with
all my heart, and I want to be with you for eternity." Hiei blushed. Kurama
was making him anxious. 'What if he wants to get rid of me!" he thought, his
heart racing.

Using his right hand, he pulled Hiei's face close to his and said, "I want
you to be my mate Hiei."

The silence was deafening. Kurama was nervous. If Hiei said no then they
couldn't be together anymore. If he said yes, it would be the happiest time
of his life and probably Hiei's too. His green eyes staring intently into
red orbs, searching for any sign of acceptance or rejection.

'Inari, Hiei. Please answer, I think I'll have a heart attack if you don't."
thought Kurama. As if reading his mind, he answered.

DAYSGOBYANDSTILLITHINKOFYOU,DAYSWHENICOULDN'TLIVEMYLIFEWITHOUTYOU
"Yusuke, Kuwabara, I'm going to give you a tattoo." Botan said, her usual
bubbuliness in tact. Their jaws must've dropped at least a foot.

"A t-tattoo!" Kuwabara said, "Shizuru will kill me if she knew I got a
tattoo!"

"What the hell do we need a tattoo for!" Yusuke shouted. Botan smiled
nervously at the two, taking a step back.

"Its only temporary. It'll come off once you return home." She said calmly.
"You can't speak English, now can you Yusuke?" He shook his head. "This
tattoo will allow you to speak fluent English while still letting you speak
Japanese."

"Nice sales pitch, Botan." Yusuke said sarcastically. She hit them both over
the head with her oar.

"What the hell did I do!" Kuwabara shouted angrily, waving his arms about
like a mad man.

Botan waved him off like he was crazy, continuing on with her little sermon.

"Now then, you get to pick where the tattoo will be. But let me give you
some advice before you decide. The closer the tattoo is to your head the
better your English will be." She looked at them solemnly," As in you can't
put it on the heel of your foot."

"Why would we want to put it on our feet?" Yusuke asked, rubbing his sore
head. Botan laughed nervously.

"Hehehe… Because it's a… picture of…. Koenma-sama." And that was enough for
Yusuke Urameshi.

He waved his hands in front of his face, "There is no way in HELL that I am
gonna have diaper boy on me!" He shouted angrily. He stormed off, but before
he could get a foot away, Botan pulled him back and knocked him out. She put
her hands on her hips triumphantly and looked at Kuwabara menacingly.

"You want a tattoo, don't you, Kazuma." He nodded his head fervently.

"I want Koenma on me." He said, his voice cracking.

"Good."

40 minutes later

Yusuke scratched at the tattoo furiously, though it was quite hard for it
was in the middle of his back.

"Damn it, Botan!" He screamed.

"Now, now Yusuke you don't see Kuwabara complaining." In fact Kuwabara had
yet to say a word. He was standing a good few feet away from them.

"What's wrong Kuwabara?" Botan asked, feeling a bit guilty for treating him
badly. He looked up, and in an instant he was back to normal.

"Are we leaving now!" He asked eagerly. Yusuke and Botan looked at each
other. Botan was the first to snap out of it and return to her normal
chipper form.

"Yes! We're going to take a portal to a wizarding town in London, named…"
She took a minute to remember, "Diagon Alley!"

1 hour later

"I think I'm going to be sick." Botan stated, holding her hand to her mouth.
She was a sickly shade of green, Yusuke and Kuwabara looked as if they were
about to pass out.

Diagon Alley, is a town that just by looking at it you could tell it was ver
ancient. At first glance the buildings may seem decrepit but after taking in
the scenery, the buildings become elegant and have a sort of knowing air
about them. The trio had just exited a large white stone building in the
middle of he town. The building was a bank run by litle goblin people.

And of coarse being the twodull-witted boysthey are, Yusuke and Kuwabara
couldn't help but to make ghastly jokes and imatations of the goblins. This
would not have been so bad if it weren't for the fact that they did these
things right in front of he goblins. Now as for Botan, who had accompanied
them, she was toobusy talking to the goblin bankers to notice the immature
acts of the two behind her.

But to the horror of Yusuke, Kuwabara and Botan, the goblins had seen this
and as a 'treat' the goblins sped up the little train you were to go on to
get your money. And took many, many detours on the way to the vault and the
way back. But on a slightly brighter side they had received two large bags
with many galleons inside.

"I would rather be dirt poor then go back in there with with those demon
things!" Yusuke shouted, drawing attention to himself and the others. Not
that they weren't already, for Botan had neon blue hair and the three of
them were wearing odd clothes that the English folk had never seen.

Botan swiftly wacked Yusuke on the back of the head. "Yusuke!" she said in a
sharp whisper. "Don't talk about demons here! They don't exist as far as the
wizarding community knows! So don't talk about these things in public!" She
looked around nervously, grinning at the bewildered public, who just avoided
the group altogether.

"Where are we going now?" Kuwabara asked, compeletely ignoring the two as he
stared at the buildings.

Botan flipped out her notebook and started searching through the pages. "Ah
Ha!" she said pointing to a page. "We have many things to do Kuwabara,
Yusuke. SO, I suggest we get a move on because at 5 o'clock sharp we are to
meet Dumbeldore-sama at..." she turned the page. "At the Leaky Cauldron."

"Is that the place we came in at?" Kuwbara asked. Botan nodded, ushering
them to move forward.

"Now let's get going we have lots to do!" She chirped.

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For Botan and the Spirit Detectives the day was spent much like this. At the
wand shop, which was run by an elderly wand maker, they had reserved special
wands. Now these wands were specially made for them. Since the detectives
have never used or even seen magic, these wands would perform any spell for
them. All they had to do was hold out their wand and it would perform the
right spell, or whatever it may be, at the right time.

At the robe shop, Yusuke had been especially reluctant, more than Kwabara at
least, to wear the clothing, but Botan had insisted that they would be
caught if they were found wearing their normal outfits.

The book store was the shop that bored the detectives the most, except for
when the boys had found out that they could hex people and that there were
tons of books on the subject, though if anyone even met them the knew they
weren't going to read them. Botan had managed to get them both out of there
before anyone would become suspicious.

"We've arrived!" Botan said, with less enthusiasm than when they had first
arrived. Spending a whole day with two... not so smart people can really
grate one's nerves.

"Where?" They asked at once. And Botan reminded them by hitting them both on
the heads with one fatal swoop.

"To meet Dumbeldore you IDIOTS!" She roared, clapping her hands to her
mouth. She gave a weak grin to the few opeople that were near.

"Now come on!"