Me: HELLO PEOPLES! thanx so much jackxspicer8 for being the very first reviewer! this chapter is dedicated to you!
Heylin Duo: dedicating a chapter to someone? thats not evil.
Me: big deal! its the name of one of our allies (sp?). well kinda an ally (sp?) i mean Jack DID betray us when Wuya ruled the world...
Heylin Duo: fine, fine, FINE!
Heylin Trio: ON WITH THE STORY! we own nothing...
Chapter 4. Jack Spicer
Jack: someone told me that there would be free robot parts?
Know Your Stars
Know Your Stars
Know Your Stars
Jack: is that you Mommy? Ashley? Tubby? Wuya? Chase?
Katnappe: the name is KATNAPPE didnt we go through this last chapter?
Jack: yes...
Katnappe: alright im outta here. see ya Whiney-Boy!
Jack: the name's Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius!
Jack Spicer, drinks out of the toilet...
Jack: who are you, and why would i do that? im afraid of being flushed down the toilet, so why would i drink out of it?
Jack Spicer, isnt really a boy...
Jack: you better belive it! im a man!
i was refering to you as a girl...
Jack: GIRL! look just becuz i scream like one and were make-up and hang out with a girl doesnt mean i am a girl!
Wuya: im not a girl! im a 1500 year old Heylin Witch! and you dont hang out with me anymore! i have Chase!
Jack: sorry...
Jack Spicer, is a lesbian, she's dating Kimiko...
Jack: I'M A GUY! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT!
Kimiko: (from audience) you perv! im not dating you! i never will either!
Jack: aww darn... WHY WON'T YOU GO OUT WITH ME! (starts crying)
Kimiko: not in your LIFE! or death! sadly though only in peoples fanfiction... WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE WRITE THOSE KINDS OF STORIES!
Jack: i like those stories... (puts on a goofy grin)
Kimiko: alrite thats it! (jumps onto stage and beats the cheese out of Jack)
Now You Know, Jack Spicer, the boy who's really a lesbian that drinks out of the toilet...
Jack: (still getting beaten (sp?) up) NO, OW, YOU, OW, DON'T! OW.
Me: well there ya have it! chapter 4 of Know Your Stars, A Heylin Moment.
Heylin Duo and Readers: YAY! WE WANT MORE, WE WANT MORE!
Me: chillax peoples! the next chapter is goig to be Chase Young.
Wuya: (hearts in eyes) yay! i love Chase, i love Chase... (continues)
Heylin Duo: (me and one friend this time) R&R!