A/N: thanks for all the reviews, and just like I promised, here's a chapter nice and fast, you see how easy that is?
Chapter 6 Pansy Problems"I must go inform Professor McGonagall, class dismissed." Said Professor Sprout as she ran out of the greenhouse into the main building of Hogwarts.
"Right then," said Millicent Bulstrode, she loved seeing Malfoy in pain, "if it is Pass the Snog day then why didn't you just snog you're girlfriend, you know Pansy."
"HEY you're right Millie! Why didn't you snog ME Draco?" Pansy whined, "Is it because I'm not a good kisser, because I can get better."
Oh far from it thought Draco, Pansy has to be the best kisser I knew. She did this thing…well anyway we won't get into that. But now that I think about it that kiss with Crabbe was really nice, why hadn't I done that sooner…oh well maybe I'll do it again sometime."No it's not that, it's just…." Draco said.
"It's just what?" Pansy squealed she was in hysterics, "just that you didn't want to kiss your own girlfriend, you were just THAT desperate for something new that you decided to see how you best mate kissed? I HATE YOU DRACO MALFOY!" Pansy walked around the table and with all her might slapped Draco across the face. She turned away and went toward Millie.
Draco heard her mumble, "I should have gone out with Blaise when I had the chance."
Draco's first reaction after all of this was of course ouch, but after that he thought he would have been mad at Pansy or at least disappointed with her for making such a scene but he wasn't. His mind just kept slipping back to his kiss with Crabbe, why had he never noticed Crabbe's beautiful brown eyes, the were so rich they almost looked yellow, like honey. Wait was he just talking about Crabbe's eyes! And why wasn't he trying to get Pansy back.
Draco cleared his throat, "does that mean it's over between us?"
"Normally I would have said no, but seeing the way you were just ogling Crabbe, I have to say yes Draco. Why couldn't you just kiss me? What did I do? I THOUGHT I LOVED YOU DRACO!"
Crabbe turned to Goyle and said " so all of this just because Draco kissed me, I mean it wasn't as if he enjoyed. Neither did I." Crabbe shuddered at the thought.
"Yea," said Goyle thinking about it, or trying to think about it, " it's pretty much all your fault, or at least it's Draco's fault that he snogged you and not her."
"Hang on, watch this" Crabbe said, pulling up his pants trying to look manly. He stepped over to Pansy, pulled her out of Millicent's arms. Pansy's cheeks were all wet; Crabbe whipped then clean in an almost human way and then pulled her into his chest. He then proceeded to snog her in a way that seemed almost gorilla-ish, Pansy quickly pushed away and spat off to the side.
"EWWWWWWWWWWW," she shrieked. "Why'd you do that?"
"Well you were upset that Draco snogged me instead of you, so I snogged you that way in some distant form Draco snogged you." Crabbe concluded sounding unnormally smart.
Fred and George gasped as the dashed line moved from Crabbe and went to the now highlighted Pansy.
"Draco's gonna kill him," said Fred.
"Thanks mate, that was real nice," said Draco patting Crabbe on the shoulder. The whole herbology class, who were still in the greenhouse because of all the interesting things that happened, stood in awe.
Pansy then proceeded to slap both of them. She turned back to Millicent for comfort.
Draco caught himself staring at Crabbe and almost crying because Pansy had slapped him and Crabbe gently touched his cheek where Pansy had slapped him, for his first kiss with a girl he didn't think he did that bad…. he'd never was his cheek again.
"Fred, I think we've made a terrible mistake," said George. "We are going to leave horrible images in the minds of the poor innocent fan fic readers."
"You know George", Fred said slowly shaking his head, " I think you might be right."
A/N: sorry this is really short, this only so much you can say about Crabbe, the rest will be longer I promise. Has anyone caught on to what the mystery potion does yet, hope I didn't make it too too obvious, oh well. R and R!