M A/N: Happy Ramakwanzachrismaka everyone!
Chapter 8 In the Hospital Wing
Pansy and Blaise walked up to the hospital wing hand in hand. Blaise had always liked Pansy but she had always been with Draco. It wasn't that he was afraid of Draco, it's just Draco had connections. I mean, his dad is a death eater, he could probably ask Voldemort to smite him or something. 'Pansy's the one who made the first move... so Draco can't possibly get mad at me.' They walked together gazing into each other's eyes and taking turns grinning at each other. Even though they were covered in some random potion they didn't care, they were happy.
Crabbe followed behind, furious at himself and at Pansy. "Stupid…. dumb…. retard…. wimpy baby…. crying…." he mumble under his breath. All he wanted to know was how Pansy could fall for Blaise. 'Sure, I may not be the best Slytherin but couldn't she show some interest in me? Oh, who am I kidding... I look like a rabid gorilla and my IQ is a little higher than a sponge.'
They walked for a few minutes longer - Pansy and Blaise continuing their incredibly sickening romantic staring contest and Crabbe following behind, wallowing in self-pity.
Finally, they reached the hospital wing. Madam Pomfrey was tending to someone inside of a white curtain while Ginny sat outside looking anxious.
She looked at the three who were standing quite pathetically in wet robes that were dripping with an unknown, gross-looking substance. "Madam Pomfrey... some people are in need of your care." She glanced at Crabbe whose face looked like charred lace. "... desperate need of your care."
Madam Pomfrey bustled out and looked at Crabbe. 'Oh dear...' she thought. "Alright, come with me." Crabbe followed her leaving Pansy and Blaise outside with Ginny.
"I love you my Blaisey-waisy-poo."
"I love you too Pansy-kins."
The two giggled like two schoolgirls and Ginny rolled her eyes, become nauseous at the scene in front of her. She cleared her throat loud and obnoxiously so that it could even rival Umbridge's.
The two snapped out of their trance and glared at the poor girl.
"What do you want?" asked Pansy.
"Well, I'd like for you to stop acting so... disgusting. I'm going to be violently sick if you continue."
"Good thing we're in the hospital wing then," Pansy said and continued to stare lovingly at Blaise. Madam Pomfrey stepped out followed by Crabbe whose face had gotten red and puffy, a side-effect to the potion she used, so he looked like a giant red balloon on legs. Pomfrey nodded at Pansy and said, "You next, dear."
Pansy stared at Crabbe and shook her head violently.
"Oh, don't worry. I promise you won't look like that."
"O-okaay..." she replied, still looking at Crabbe.
'She can't take her eyes off me! Yes, take that Blaise.' thought Crabbe, obviously not knowing that his head looked like a large, plump berry. He stood up straight and smugly looked at Blaise.
Blaise and Ginny stared at Crabbe and burst out in laughter. A rabid gorilla with a plump red head trying to look tough? Crabbe looked down and frowned. 'Ouch, my non-existing pride.'
Crabbe, desperately changed the subject... 'So, Blaise, enjoying Pass the Snog day?'
Blaise's eyes widened and he looked as if they were about to pop out of his sockets. "PASS THE SNOG DAY! You're kidding me, right?"
"No, my brothers spent the past year trying to make the spell, not like last year." Ginny said, "Well, it worked and today's Pass the Snog day. Pansy snogged you, right?"
Blaise nodded. "Yeah, well, you've got the Snog."
Blaise shook his head. 'Oh, I'm guessing I've only got a few minutes left. Alright, who should I snog? Crabbe? NO! Ginny? No, she's a Gryffindor! Madam Pomfrey? Well, she's the only one... Uck... I can't believe I'm doing this but I guess I'll have to. Who knows what the side effects are?'
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Back at the Weasley's shop...
"Eight minutes, Fred. EIGHT MINUTES!" George exclaimed.
"I know the tension is killing me!"
George looked at Fred. "Is it really?"
"George, just shut up and pass the popcorn." Fred said. George threw the bowl of popcorn at Fred, or at least tried to; it ended up spilling all over the ground. Fred sat on the floor and ate the popcorn one piece at a time. "Thanks mate."
"Anytime."
- - -
While the whole popcorn fiasco was going on, Pansy had come out of the curtain completely healed with her face looking like it normally did. Madam Pomfrey looked at Blaise and said, "You next." Blaise followed and sighed... 'Here it goes.'
"Sit on the cot and put the towel on your face while I go get the potion to help those burns." She walked toward her cabinet and took out a bottle while Blaise picked up the damp cloth and placed it on his head. 'How should I do this? Just grab her and snog her? Yeah, that'll work." Madam Pomfrey came closer, lifted the towel and began placing the potion on Blaise's face.
Blaise leaned forward and was 3 inches away from Madam Pomfrey when she yelled "BLAISE ZABINI! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING!" She stepped back and glared at him. "That's 50 points from Slytherin. Attempting to snog the school nurse... you must be out of your mind."
'I need to snog someone! Oh... well, here it goes.' Blaise jumped off the cot and ran out. He spotted his target and ran up to her. 'Hope this time it works.' He pushed her up against the wall and snogged her senseless until 40 seconds later, he released her. "Happy Snog Day, Ginny." He went back to Madam Pomfrey and finished getting healed while Ginny stood against on the wall panting and Pansy stood four feet away, both shocked and appalled by what had just happened.
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"GINNY!" the twins shouted in unison.
"That's worse than Ron!" Fred shouted, "Wait, no it's not."
"Who knows who else she's snogged!"
"She snogged a Slytherin!"
"Oh, wait until she hears from us about this."
"I can't believe this!"
"You think I can!"
"GINNY!"
- - -
Ginny swore she heard a voice calling her name from far away. Pansy stared at Ginny. "You just snogged my boyfriend and you're just going to stand there? At least apologize to me!"
"For what?"
"For snogging my boyfriend in front of me!" whined Pansy.
"Yeah, apologize to her!" Crabbe said. 'I am SO getting points in her book for this.'
"SHUT UP!" the two girls said together. '...Or not.'
"Whatever, I don't need to apologize to you. He's the one who just randomly snogged me. Ugh. Well, I need to go find someone else to snog. Bye." Ginny said smirking as she left with a bounce in her step, she headed down to lunch.
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"Who was it again... who snogged our poor, innocent Ginny?" Fred said playing the role of the protective brother.
"According to the Wall o' Snogness, Blaise Zabini," George informed his infuriated brother.
"Blaise Zabini... BLAISE ZABINI! Isn't he a girl?"
"That is wrong on SO many levels, Fred." George said shaking his head in awe.
A/N: So there you go, and for those of you who sent me guesses as to what the potion does YOU'RE ALL WRONG! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!