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Chapter 11: Best Friends Do Everything Together
Dean lay on the floor and stared at the ceiling, still shocked at what had just happened. They'd been fighting like the two stark raving mad people they were and then all the sudden there was a random snog!
'Is Harry attracted to me? I mean, I know I'm incredibly irresistible and sexy but really, did he have to snog me in public! Atleast he could've done it when we were alone in the dorm or something... I guess he just couldn't resist.' He thought. He got up and took a seat on the couch still wearing his shocked expression. Seamus took a seat next to him and stared at his friend for a few minutes. Then he finally broke the incredibly awkward silence. "Dean... what was with that snog?" Dean looked at Seamus and came back from his own little world of thoughts. "I... don't know..."
'Alright, mental list of possibilities... 'Why Harry Would Snog Me'
1. Because I'm Dean Thomas, most incredible Gryffindor around.
2. Because he's attracted to me in one way or another.
3. He wanted to pass the snog that Ginny gave him so I wouldn't get even angrier. Stupid but the Boy Who Lived isn't all that smart.
4. He wanted to prove to himself that just because he finds Draco Malfoy attractive (I mean, don't we all?) doesn't mean that he's gay.
5. Wait... pass the snog? Pass the Snog. PASS THE SNOG! That... was... exactly... a... year... ago... OH MY GOD, I HAVE THE SNOG!'
Dean jumped off the couch and started pacing the common room; he always did that when he was seriously stressed out. Seamus stared at Dean some more trying to find out what was wrong with his friend. 'Dean Thomas goes mental once again... alright, I guess it's my job to find out what's wrong.'
"Hey Dean, why are you frantically pacing the room with your eyes about to pop out of your face?"
Dean stopped his pacing and gathered up the scariest glare he could manage though it hardly could qualify as a glare. It couldn't even scare a 1st year Hufflepuff! Anyway, Dean shot his oh-so-frightening glare at Seamus. Seamus sat there trying to conceal his laughter.
"Seriously Dean, what's got your wand in such a knot?"
"Because Seamus... I have the snog!" Dean sat down in the couch again and threw his arms up in frustration, nearly hitting Seamus in the face.
"Is that all? Why don't you just snog any random girl in the room? Just walk up, grab and snog." Seamus suggested.
"Are you kidding? I can't do that!"
"And why not?"
"Well... you see..." Dean stumbled trying to think of his explanation, "I... have a girlfriend. Yeah... and if I snogged some other girl, she'd get mad and then I'd be... doomed." he finished quite lamely.
"Doomed?" Seamus asked, raising his eyebrows.
"Yes, doomed."
"What exactly do you mean by doomed? Is it like, 'I got a bad grade on my test, 'mum's gonna kill me' doomed or is it, 'the world as we know it is coming to an end' doomed? You have to specify how much doom is actually being doomed. That way I know how much to charge for tickets!" Seamus said.
"For what?" Dean asked suspiciously. "Whatever. Anyway, it's 'girl-PMSing plus jealous-girl-out-for-revenge' doom."
"Let's see... PMSing plus jealous plus revenge plus... hey, Dean, is she good at jinxes or curses?" Seamus questioned doing a mental tally.
"Could you at least TRY and ACT like you care about your friend!" Dean pleaded.
"Fine..." Seamus sighed. "Alright... well, you'd only be doomed if she found out. Which she won't. So just go and snog any girl. How about that one over there?"
"I can't. That's one of Ginny's friends." Dean said sadly.
"How 'bout that one?" Seamus said pointing to some random fifth year standing by the fireplace.
"Ginny's friend."
"Any other girls in this room you fancy that are not one of Ginny's friends?"
"Nope... all Ginny's friends. Hey wait... I've got an idea."
"What's that?" Seamus said.
"I could always snog a guy. I mean, it's for Pass the Snog day and all so it's not like anyone can make up rumors."
"Alright..." Seamus said cautiously, "but the only boys in the room are Neville and I. Want to give Neville a good ol' peck on the lips, eh?"
Dean stared at Seamus and let out a small chuckle, "Yeah... I'll go snog Neville."
Dean walked up to Neville and stood quite closely to him. "Hello Neville."
Neville looked around warily; Dean never acted like this around him before.
"So, how are you this fine afternoon?" Dean said with a small smirk.
"Um... just fine..." Neville responded, "Dean... you're kind of invading my personal bubble."
Dean stepped forward so their faces were 2 inches apart. "Am I invading your personal bubble now?" he whispered.
Neville's eyes grew and he started stepping backwards as Dean came closer and closer until Neville had hit the wall. 'I can't believe I'm doing this.' Dean thought. He stepped closer until his lips had almost touched Neville's... and then, his lips had touched another surface and they had snogged and snogged and snogged. "Thanks Neville... by the way you have to pass the snog." Dean said, opening his eyes at the exact same time. But when he opened his eyes he was facing the cold, gray wall of the Gryffindor common room.
"Sorry Dean but I don't think walls can have the snog." Seamus said bursting out laughing from his place on the couch. Dean turned around and saw the Seamus amusedly smiling back and Neville walking down from the boy's dormitory, looking at Dean and running towards the entrance hole.
"Damn it... who am I going to snog now?" Dean said.
"Well... go down to the Great Hall, there's tons of people there and I'm sure you'll find someone to snog there."
"Nah, I don't have enough time. Hey wait... Seamus, you're my best friend, right?"
"Yes, of course!" Seamus replied, completely oblivious to where Dean was going.
"And best friends will do anything for each other?" Dean said suggestively, raising his eyebrows and smirking.
"Yeah..."
"Then what are you waiting for? Snog me!" Dean yelled, stepping forward to Seamus.
"Hey wait! I will not snog you! You're my best mate!" Seamus replied.
"But... no one will see us and no one will know except us and the portraits!"
Seamus took one glance at the portraits who took that as their cue to turn away and snicker among themselves. "Alright... come here."
Dean walked over to where Seamus was sitting and smiled. "Um... here it goes..."
They leaned forward and indulged in the best kiss two best friends can have. They snogged for minutes forgetting that they were just friends passing the snog. Finally, they broke apart and sat there in silence.
"I never knew you were such a good snog, Seamus."
"Yeah, I didn't know that about you either."
The two boys stood up and walked off in their own directions. This snog was just another moment between two best friends or maybe it was more? You never know what happens behind the closed dormitory doors.
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"Dean and Seamus!" George exclaimed while Fred laughed staring at the screen, "That's Ginny's boyfriend and Ron and Harry's roommates!"
"I knew that's what went on in the boys' room!" Fred yelled. They both stared at each other and started laughing hysterically.
"Hey, Fred, do you think this is exposing the readers to high amounts of slash that everyone loves?"
"Yeah, but too much slash isn't a bad thing."
"True..."
They both stared at the screen once more and burst out laughing. Oh, what a wonderful day this would be.
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Seamus walked into the Great Hall with his head held up high. "I am such a ladies man," he thought, "This is going to be So easy, the girls will just be lining up to snog the wonderful and spectacular Seamus Finnigan. Just as he entered, looking quite cocky and pompous (sort of like Percy), the majority of the girls in the Great Hall took once glance at him and left, as if they knew what was on his mind. Seamus sighed, 'Guess my handsomeness made them all shy. Oh well, they'll be back for some of my hot Irish sexiness.' He shrugged and sat down to eat his lunch.
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