Dear Readers,
I don't own the characters, but I do own the conversation.
I'm sorry that I haven't updated in a long time, but chapter five is in the works, I'm praying that it'll be good. So anyways, I thought I would give you a conversation to humor you, and hold you over…
This is really a conversation that I had with a friend; however I'm changing names to fit the little ficlet.
Hermione: You know the new thing with fan fiction in the Phantom of the Operah world is fic's where the main characters are vampires.
Ron: Eww, that's weird! Well, I dunno, just kind of creepy.
Hermione: No its not! Its really cool.
Ron: I'm sure.
Hermione: My thing is, is that they are kind of different about how you become a vampire, or die.
Ron: How so?
Hermione: Well, one says that if a vamp bites you, then you die, but another says that if a vamp bites you then you become a vampire.
Ron: I think it's a combination. Do you watch Angel?
Hermione: No.
Ron: Well, they give you a really good idea about that.
Hermione: So what's the new craze for Harry Potter fan fiction?
Ron: Umm…there isn't, just fluff, drama, yeah.
Hermione: Oh, 'cause first it was the modern day, then it was the period, and now it's the Vampire. I'm waiting for a werewolf, I think that'll be interesting.
Ron: The thing is, is that with Harry Potter its already in there.
Hermione: There isn't vampires in Harry Potter.
Ron: Yes there is, Luna's always on about them.
Hermione: When?
Ron: In Half Blood Prince, the Slug Club Party.
Hermione: Oh, that's not a big deal, Luna said it, and how do you know?
Ron: Luna doesn't just talk to you.
Hermione: Oh. But it's so cool with Phantom, because it just is. With Harry Potter you don't have that alternate universe, what if Harry Potter was a Vampire type thing…What if Harry was a vampire?
Ron: I'd laugh…and sleep with one eye open.
The end!