A/N: yes! We have reached to 200-review mark. Music starts do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! Changes music celebrate good times come on! Okay musical montage over! Anyway thanks to everybody who reviewed, and I forget who asked me but we will be posting a snog list at the very end of the story, so for now, I'm sorry but you just have to go back and reread. (hint: the snogs are normally toward the end off chapters) thanks so much for making this story a success everyone, and now on with the show!
CA/N: Squee! 200 plus reviews! throws juice boxes Anyway, after you're done reading remember to review and read the authors/coauthors note at the bottom.
Chapter 16: Remember Last Year?
Colin Creevey loved spy movies. His dad loved spy movies. His brother loved Star Wars (but that's not important seeing how this chapter is about Colin). Anyway, the important thing to take away from this paragraph is that Colin Creevey loved spy movies.
Colin, now having the snog, was off and where else was he headed to but to find Harry Potter. 'Maybe he'll let me take a picture of us together!' thought Colin happily.
The little fifth year scurried around; he could not seem to find Harry anywhere. Not in the library, not with Ron or Hermione (who were in the library so that should have been obvious) or out on the Quidditch pitch, in the Great Hall, or even the common room.
'Okay...' Colin thought to himself; he was beginning to think that Harry had been tricked into doing something by Voldemort (again, honestly does that boy ever learn?). Colin sighed. 'I guess I'll just have to save him.'
He was about to run into his dormitory to get his James Bond outfit on (a necessity when doing spy work) and start his search and rescue mission for Harry. But, as he was running, who would he happen to run into but, the one-and-only One of the Millions of Boys Who Live Everyday (A/N: also known as Harry Potter honestly did you guys not read the last chapter?).
'Damn it!' thought Harry. "Oh, hey Colin!"
"Hiya Harry. I was just about to come looking for you; didn't know where you were, you see. I thought you were hurt or Voldemort got you even though you'd kick his ass... you always do! Anyway, I was just going to go put my spy outfit on so I could save you but seeing as you don't need any saving can I ask you for a picture?" Colin said excitedly and as quickly as possible.
"Oh... I was just looking for Dean. I mean, Ginny... no Dean. Oh, screw it! I'm looking for both of them." Harry said. After stopping for a minute to actually process what Colin had said... "NO! YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY MORE PICTURES OF ME! I DON'T CARE WHAT SHRINE OR MONUMENT YOU'RE TRYING TO FINISH! NO! NEVER EVER AGAIN! THE LAST TIME I GAVE YOU A PICTURE YOU USED THAT MUGGLE PHOTOSHOP TO PUT MY HEAD ON OLIVER WOOD'S BODY AND IT ENDED UP IN THE DAILY PROPHET! NEVER AGAIN, COLIN, NEVER AGAIN!"
Colin's eyes widened in shock and welled up with tears. Harry, being the smart guy he is, noticed this. "Oh, I'm sorry Colin... don't cry!"
"Harry, could I do something to you?" Colin asked, tears slowly stopping.
Harry's eyes widened. "Um... it depends..."
"You see Harry - I don't know if you are aware of this - but it's Pass the Snog Day and..." Colin began.
"Oh." Harry chuckled, "Sorry Colin, I've already had the snog. Ginny snogged me and I snogged Dean."
'What!' Colin thought, 'he snogged another man... but I thought what we had was special!' He gave Harry a glare even though Harry didn't notice and stomped off.
"Bye Colin!" Harry said, shrugging and returning to search for Dean and or Ginny.
'Okay Colin, just calm down...' the boy told himself, 'you'll find someone else to snog. It'll be easy as pie! I mean, who wouldn't want to snog a fine specimen of man such as yourself?'
As Colin entered the common room, he saw Hermione in an armchair in the corner doing what else, but reading.
"Uh... Excuse me, Hermione, but you wouldn't happen to remember who Harry snogged last year, would you?"
"Yeah... Parvati Patil." She said, looking suspiciously at Colin, "Why?"
"No reason, thanks a bunch!" said Colin as he hurriedly left the common.
"Boys..." Hermione sighed and continued reading.
'Okay, Colin.' He thought to himself, 'Your mission is to snog Parvati Patil. But how? How? Ah! I've got it! WWCAD? What would Charlie's Angels do?' Colin smirked and set off on his way.
- - -
"Is that... what I think it is?"
"Yeah... it is."
"Uhm... George, what have we done?"
"Well... we've, apparently, let the infatuation potion mix into the pass the snog potion. That's what we've done! Now everyone will obsess over the person they snog and and... oh man... Fred, we've gotta find an antidote. Ginny's going to obsess over Harry... Blaise is going love Ginny... We're going to have love tri... wait... not triangles. FRED! THIS IS BIGGER THAN TRIANGLES!"
"Bigger than triangles!"
"Yes! It is as big as nonagons!"
"TO THE OFFICE!"
- - -
Colin, in full super sexy spy mode (well, as close as possible because after all, it is Colin) went looking for Ron who he eventually found, making out with Lavender. Colin poked Ron, tapped Ron and finally slapped Ron in the back of the head which resulted in Ron surfacing for air.
"Oh, hello Colin. What can I do for you?" Ron said, still trying to catch his breath.
"Actually, I didn't really want to talk to you. Unless, of course, you've got any pictures of Harry I can…." 'No Colin... focus' he said to himself. "Actually, I wanted to ask Lavender a question."
"Oh."
"Hee hee, um yes?" Lavender said in the perky cheerleader voice that makes me (the author) want to kill her.
"Would you happen to know where I can find Parvati?" Colin questioned.
"Totally. She's like, with her sister in the library. You know they like never get any time together anymore so, yeah!" (A/N: resisting urge to strangle)
"Thanks a bunch!" Colin said and headed toward the library.
- - -
Ginny, who was doing her best to stalk Harry, was hiding in a corner while Harry had a chat with Hermione. She was asking him all these questions about why Harry wanted to find Dean so badly and interrogating him in her oh so threatening way.
Ginny was standing there, envying Hermione since she had the capability to talk to Harry without sounding like an idiot, when a hand grabbed her shoulder and turned her around. She went to scream but a hand covered her mouth.
Ginny turned and saw that she was face to face with the one-and-only Blaise Zabini. She groaned into his hand, which he had released, though his hand on her shoulder remained.
"Now hear me out." Blaise said desperately, "Ginny, this isn't a joke. It's not like Draco put me up to this or something because I mean, of all people, why would he want me to pick you? Anyway, I just haven't been able to stop thinking about you since our snog in the Hospital Wing and I know Pansy is in love with me – God, she won't leave me alone – but... I love you. Did you ever have that Ginny? Where someone just can't take a hint that you're not into them in that way so they keep following you no matter what? Because, if so, can you tell me how to get rid of her? Please? I just want to spend more time with you."
Ginny contemplated being nice to him but she remembered what had happened last time she had done that. "Why, yes Blaise. I have had people like that. The worst part is when you tell them you're in love with someone else but they just don't take the hint."
"Exactly!" Blaise said nodding in agreement.
"And you want to know the best way to get rid of them?" Ginny asked. Blaise nodded in return. "You do this." Ginny said, turning around and walking away with Blaise standing silently, his mouth agape and tears welling up in his eyes.
- - -
Colin made his way to the library and found the Patil twins with their heads huddled together, deep in discussion, giggling. Colin couldn't help but smile; he loved to see siblings get along. And then Colin began to do one of the most dreaded things on Earth. Yes... he began... to think.
'Good morning, angels.'
'Actually, it's afternoon, Charlie.'
'Right then, good afternoon angels.'
'Good afternoon, Charlie!'
'Today's mission is to snog our target: Parvati Patil. By doing so, gain some of the precious Harry Potter DNA.'
'You got it, Charlie.'
'Good luck angels!'
'Thank you Charlie.'
- End corny parody -
'Okay Colin, all you have to do is go up and snog her. That's it, you can do this!' Colin said, making a feeble attempt to psyche himself up.
Colin pulled up his pants and marched up to Parvati. "Excuse me, did you snog Harry Potter last year during Pass the Snog day?"
Parvati thought hard, "Um yeah, I guess I did." sounding shocked. "Why?"
"This is why." Said Colin as he pulled her into a snog, which is where he proceeded to shove his tongue down her throat. Parvati choked and her sister Padma looked on in horror.
Parvati pushed Colin away from her and slapped him across the face. "Don't you EVER do that again!"
"Wow, was he really that bad?" Padma asked.
"Let me just say that I don't envy Potter, if he got snogged by that git last year." Parvati said (ouch poor Colin).
Colin was both extremely happy and extremely sad, 'I got Harry's saliva, I can taste the hero!' He smiled wide. 'But do I really snog that bad?' he left the library very confused.
- - -
"Oh that poor girl!" Fred exclaimed.
George rushed in from the side room where he had been searching for information about the potion. "What!"
"Colin snogged Parvati!"
George's face twisted in disgust. "OH THAT POOR GIRL!"
"Yeah... although, on the bright side, we've gotten that whole incest scene out of our heads!"
"... And now it's back."
A/N: thanks everyone sooo much, again for being so nice and reading and reviewing and guessing. My co-author and I were thinking of doing the often overdone Truth or Dare fic? What do you guys think? Yes or no? Suggestions on either this fic or the possible Truth or Dare would be greatly appreciated! Thanks!
CA/N: uhm, were we? I don't remember thinking of doing that. Hm... damn you bad memory. Anyway, I THINK EVERYONE NEEDS TO GIVE MAJOR PROPS TO THE AUTHOR FOR NOT TALKING FOR ONE ENTIRE WEEK. She was told to shut up by her German teacher and she didn't talk for a week and I'm very proud of her. hugs oh wait she's allergic to hugs... Anyway, REVIEWW! And sorry this chapter took a long time, it was due to my laziness. If it weren't for that, this chapter would've been up a week ago. And this shall be my last co-authors note so FAREWELL, dear readers and reviewers! bye XD
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