Okay so on with the next chapter, this one is my personal favourites and I loved writing it so I hope you enjoy reading it. This one's really long!
Disclaimer: not this shit again – I don't own beyblade.
Day 2, 5:15 P.M
Second call Kai & Tala
ring ring
"Hello?"
"Kai here. Is this Tala?"
"No, it's the chief officer of the NYPD, of course it's Tala fuzzbrain! You called my number didn't you?"
"Was that supposed to be a joke?"
"So what if it was?"
"Then it's not very funny."
"You wouldn't know funny if it gave birth to you! Anyway is there a particular reason for the call or were you missing the sound of my voice?"
"Yeah I was missing the sound of your voice like I miss having Tyson and the measles at the same time."
"All right Mr. Sarcastic what's your purpose?"
"It's simple I-I-I…"
"I,I… I've got it so far would you mind continuing, now where were you? Ah yes I."
"All right :takes deep breath: Ineedyourhelp."
"Would you mind repeating that? More slowly please."
"I need your help."
"Is this Kai?"
"Yes it is dumbass."
"Oh my God did I just hear right then? The almighty Kai Hiwatari asking li'l ol me for help."
"Would you stop that or I'll hang up."
"Oh no no please don't hang up this is too precious to miss. But are you sure I dont need to call for a doctor?"
"Would you put a sock in it?"
"Okay all jokes apart what is it?"
"Well, it's Ray-"
"Ray? you mean that Chinese kitten you've been eyeballing and secretly drooling over?"
"Yes-"
"You mean Ray? That incredibly goodlooking guy with the red bandanna?"
"Yes-"
"You mean Ray? That martial arts expert who is so incredible in gym classes who-"
"WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN TO ME?"
"Okay easy Kai don't get your blood pressure up now."
"I must have been out of my mind to call you."
"My thoughts exactly! Recently I have been in a great deal of worry over your mental condition Kai you should-"
"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME, SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION AND JUST PLAIN SHUT UP!"
"All right, all right, take it easy, at the rate you are yelling that poor old lady in your neighbourhood must be crawling under her bed out of fear hugging her cats for comfort right now."
":Mutterings: all right Kai take deep breaths don't kill Tala don't kill Tala don't kill Tala don't ki-"
"Kai you still there?"
"Of course I'm still here jackass."
"Are you feeling all right?"
"Apart from the fact that I want to kill you just dandy."
"Umm ok so what was it you wanted my help with?"
"..."
"Kai?"
"Just thinking if I could handle asking for your help and keeping my sanity intact at the same time."
":Sighs: I won't play the fool anymore so what is it about Ray?"
"Well I met him in school-"
"You met in school! I would never have guessed!"
":warningly: Tala."
"Sorry, continue please."
"Anyways he met me-"
"I thought you said you met him?"
"Does it matter? As I was saying he met me or I met him, whatever, and he said he wanted to take my interview for the school newspaper-"
"We have a school newspaper?"
"Apparently we do."
"He wants to take your interview? What for?"
"How the hell should I know? I just told him to come over here so he could take the interview."
"So what's the problem?"
"What's the problem? What the hell do I do?"
"What do you mean what the hell do you do? Give him the interview."
"Are you an idiot or are you an idiot?"
"Gee there isn't a lot of choice."
"Tala I'm warning you."
"Look I really don't see the problem here."
"Then you are stupider than you look and sound, Tala I have a crush on this guy and he's coming to my apartment."
"So that's a bonus isn't it?"
"What do you mean?"
"Looks like I'm not the only one who looks and sounds stupid! The guy's coming to your apartment what more do you need?"
"But I barely spoke to him before I don't even know if he likes me."
"Of course he does otherwise he wouldn't use a lame excuse like that to meet up with you."
"How do you know it's a lame excuse?"
"Come on Kai the guy's like so popular! Do you seriously think he works for a school paper that's not even heard off?"
"Some students have heard of it. It's called the Beagle or something."
"Who cares about the name? We're getting sidetracked here. The main thing for you to do is to act cool and give him the stupid interview and don't act like a bastard like you usually do."
"Oh thanks a lot."
"I know you're being sarcastic but don't mention it besides what else did you have in mind besides what I just told you to do?"
"Nothing really that's why I called in the first place."
"Well you can do just one more thing :grins slyly:"
"What?"
"Back him up against the wall and kiss him senseless!"
"Are you out of your mind? He'll probably hit me on the head with a table lamp or something."
"Hey you were asking me for options so I gave 'em to you, one, go through with the interview politely and then close the door on him, two, like I just mentioned kiss him senseless, three, tell him to get the hell out and slam the door on his face and four go through with the interview and drop subtle hints in between or ask him out for a drink or something."
"Thanks for the options. I think first and fourth are my best bet."
"Exactly what I was thinking though I still think you should go with the second."
dingdong
"That's the doorbell, it's him I guess, maybe I should just let him in and let things happen on their own accord."
"Good luck, bye"
"Bye"
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