Day 3, 5:35 P.M

Fifth call Tala & Kai

Ring ring

"Hello?"

"Hello Kai! It's Tala."

"And what do you want?"

"Nice to hear your voice too."

"Put a lid on it Tala what do you want?"

"My aren't we in a good mood today?"

"Either you talk something constructive or keep the damn phone."

"I take it things didn't go too well with your kitten."

"Don't call him that."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm the only one who can."

"Have you got an officially written document from the goverment stating that?"

"No."

"Then I can call him that if I want to."

"Grrr…"

"My somebody's very articulate today neh? anyways may I enquire as to what happened?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"Nothing."

"O-kay, what happened with the interview?"

"There was no interview."

"What do mean?"

"What I mean is Ray wanted to take the interview of the student council leader. He thought that was me."

":manic laughter is heard:"

"What's so funny?"

"You-student :choke: council :gasp: leader :again laughter is heard:"

"Yeah I laughed as well and-"

":laughter ceases: you laughed?"

"Yes I did."

"No you didn't."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"I'd like to continue but at this rate the phone bill will bleed me dry, so continue then what happened? Did you start making out?"

"Hell no, I offered him tea."

"Great Hiwatari! You know what? You should write a book on how to score with your crush -chapter one- offer them tea, the art of offering tea goes way back to the ancient japanese tea ceremonies-"

"Do you want me to continue or are you going to amuse yourself with your limitless sarcasm?"

"Oh please continue your love life seems a lot more amusing."

"Well, as I was saying I offered him tea and he spilt his on the floor and he bent down to mop it up and when he raised his head he bopped it against the table which caused the table to tilt which caused the tea cups to shatter which caused him to mutter apologies and which finally caused him to pelt out of the door."

"Whew! That's quite a tale."

"Yes it is, but he looked really cute when he started blushing in embarrassment which caused me to feel these butterflies in my stomach. And he looked absolutely adorable when - well he looks adorable all the time and I got this fuzzy feeling all over when he looked at me and-"

"Er Kai would you stop please? I just ate."

"Hn fine but you know I saw Ray once in school today and I'm pretty sure he saw me and then he just ran off. Why do you think he's avoiding me?"

"Now let me see; you act like a cold-hearted bastard, you barely speak two words to anyone except me, you beat the shit out of people who annoy you, hmm now what possible reason could he have to avoid you?"

"Oh very funny! At least I'm making some headway but I don't see you getting anywhere with Bryan."

"Au contraire my dear friend I'll have you know that your kitten and his friend Tyson and others helped me out there."

"I thought I told you not to call him tha-wait a minute you took Tyson's help? Are you insane? Wait let me rephrase that you are insane."

"Actually it was on the spur of the moment."

"What do you mean?"

"I wrote Bryan a letter."

"You wrote him a letter? How ingenius! pff what did it say? Wait on second thought I don't wanna know."

"Oh no you don't, let's just say it contains a whole lot of mush and fluff not my style really but I've heard it works."

"It might have worked if Bryan was a barbie doll, heavens above he'll puke all over the stuff!"

"Maybe, but he'll get the message."

"I don't seriously care about that but where do Tyson and Ray come in."

"Actually I sat beside Tyson at lunch today poor kid seems Max was pissed off at him for some reason. Anyway I gave him the letter to give to Enrique who is in his literature class who will in turn give it to Oliver who is in his French class, who will give it to Ray who sits by him in cooking class, and Ray will give it to Bryan who sits by him in history. Simple as that."

"Very simple Sherlock. What did Bryan say?"

"I didn't meet him you see their last hour was history but I had last hour free so I came home early :beepbeep: hey did you hear that? it means I'm getting another call :beepbeep: it must be Bryan I'll hang up then."

"Bye."

"Bye."

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