Oh yeah I changed the summary! That's cos from this chapter onwards the real misunderstanding and confusion starts!
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Day 3, 5:50 P.M
Sixth call Ian & Tala (A/N: betcha didn't see that coming!)
Ringring
"Hello?"
"Hello Tala this is Ian."
"Ian?"
"Yes Ian. Don't tell me you don't know who I am."
"Ah yes Ian really short dude with a big nose? Of course I remember you."
"My nose is not big!"
"Yeah and Tyson hates to eat."
"Hmph, well anyway lets not argue I need to talk to you."
"Well duh that's the purpose of phones as far as I can remember."
"Ok here goes Tala I only like you as a friend."
"Huh?"
"I know this must be disappointing you but I just don't see you that way."
"..."
"But we could still be friends and I wish you luck, I'm sure that you will make someone else very happy."
"..."
"Tala are you there? I know this must be hard on you but I can't help it, I just don't swing that way and I really like you but only as a friend and not anything more."
"What in heaven's name are you talking about? Wait a minute are you saying that you and me?-ew."
"Ew?"
"Yes, ew as in eewww."
"Hey I'll have you know that my mom thinks I'm a handsome devil."
"Figures, the last I heard your mom was in need of an optometrist cos she could hardly see two feet in front of her."
"Oh I know what you are playing at! You are trying to get back at me by insulting me cos I rejected you."
"What? that's probably the most insane thing I ever heard! Me like you? Like I aforementioned eeeww. Where'd you get this cornball idea anyway?"
"Don't play dumb with me Tala. Ray gave me a letter today saying he got it from Oliver who got it from Enrique who got it from Tyson, you gave it to Tyson to give it to Enrique to give to Oliver to give it to Ray to give it to me."
"I never sent you any letter."
"But it says right here "to my one and only" followed by all kinds of mushy crap which made me wanna barf and then it was signed,"with all my love Tala"."
"I did write that letter but not to you I wrote it for Bryan."
"For Bryan?"
"Yes for Bryan."
"Oh well, and here I thought it was for me but hey are you sure? Cos its your loss."
"Yes I'm sure, you and me? Oh puhlease."
"Hey I'm not that bad!"
"Not that bad? Please Ian if I'd wanted to kiss you I'd need to get you a three foot high stool first."
"Hey I'm not that short!"
"Suit yourself, right now I need to hang up and call Ray and yell till his eardrums bleed for his mistake!"
"So we're still friends huh?"
"yeah sure whatever, bye."
"Bye."
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