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Day 3, 6:35 P.M

Eighth call Tala & Tyson

Ringring

"Hello?"

"Tyson I'm going to kill you."

":sighs: talk about déjà vu."

"You know the meaning of deja vu?"

"Yes I do. I'm not an idiot."

"Could have fooled me but that's not the point I seriously am going to kill you."

"But why?"

"Because you numbskull you gave my letter to Enrique to give it to Oliver to give it to Ray to give to Ian."

"Isn't that what you wanted?"

"No! I gave it to you to give it to Enrique to give it to Oliver to give it to Ray to give to Bryan."

"Bryan?"

"Yes Bryan."

"Oh well you see I was pretty bummed out about Max and when you said Bryan I only heard the AN and I thought you meant I-AN not Bry-AN."

"That's just your problem Tyson you shouldn't think."

"Hey it was a mistake anybody could make."

"Then why isn't it somebody else for a change?"

"How should I know? Good lord I need to lie down."

"Don't worry the next time we meet you'll be lying down all right - for good."

":gulps: come on Tala, what's a little misunderstanding between good buddies?"

"Since when were we good buddies?"

":nervous laugh: since just now?"

"Nice try but it wont get you off the hook."

"Oh come on Tala please I've got enough problems without you on my back as well."

"Oh really? What kind of problems?"

"Well the fridge is clean out of food, my feet are killing me so's my back, there's Max who's still pissed off at me, Ray who's mad at me and-"

"My my you do have your priorities sorted out don't you? By the way speaking of Max :smirks evilly: I met him today and you were right he was pretty mad."

"What did he say?"

"I'm not too sure :smirk widens: but I think he said something about having enough, he's sick and tired of you and wants to find someone else."

"What?"

"Oh and he also mentioned in passing that you are loud-mouthed, you eat like a pig and some other things which sounded a little personal."

"What? How could he say all that about me? He's found somebody else? But who? How? When? Wha? I really need to lie down and this time I think I want to accept your help."

"Sorry I'm busy right now though the offer is tempting."

"But are you sure about this?"

"Pretty much."

"Do you know who-? I mean who-?"

"You mean who Max is thinking of going out with?"

"Yeah."

"Of that I can't be sure but I think it may be Ian."

"Ian? Ian? Max may be pissed off at me but Ian? Utterly gross."

"Who are you to say that? It's Max's choice."

"Look Max may be mad at me but he's not insane."

"Who says you have to be insane to go out with Ian? He's a pretty nice guy."

"Would you go out with him?"

"Hell no I'm not insane."

"But you just said-"

"Forget what I said and besides the thing about Ian is just my guess it could very well be someone else, the current issue is what are you going to do?"

"Oh I don't know."

"If you ask me I think Max is trying to make you jealous."

"Hey you're right what gives Max the right to that? You know something Tala - if he can do it I can do it."

"Way to go Tyson! But who will you go out with now? I mean Max probably had serious mental problems to have to go out with you."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"If you had half a brain you would know what I mean."

"I know what you mean but I'll show you! Now who can I go out with? Kai?"

:uncontrollable laughter is heard:

"What's up with you?"

"You want to go out with Kai?"

"What's wrong with that?"

"Oh nothing at all unless you want to get pushed off a cliff not to mention a certain kitten will scratch your eyes out."

"You're right! Who else is there Kenny?"

"You've got to be kidding me!"

"Lee?"

"Oh puhlease"

"Maybe Bryan?"

"If you even think about it I'll fix you in a way that you can't walk, talk, dance, hum or so much as move got that?"

"Loud and clear! Who else could there be? Argh this isn't working! But I'll figure out on someone."

"You know you don't really have to get someone else :smirks again:"

"What do you mean?"

"You could only pretend."

"Huh?"

"Oh you know spread a rumour you don't have to go out with that person you'll just have to make Max think you are going out with someone."

"That sounds complicated."

"To your infinitismally miniscule brain it would."

"Why I'll show you! Tomorrow I'll make Max sorry he ever tried this corny make-him-jealous trick on me."

"You do that."

"Wait a minute why are you supporting me I thought you wanted to kill me."

"I'd forgotten about that but if you wanted me to-"

"Forget I said that and thanks for telling me about Max."

"No problem; what are friends for?"

"I dont really know the answer to that."

"It was rhetorical."

"Oh ok."

"You dont even know what rhetorical means do you?"

"I do to."

"Do not."

"Do to."

"Do not."

:beepbeep:

"Looks like we'll have to cut this conversation short one of us is getting a call" :beepbeep:

"Yeah not like I want to prolong a conversation with you anyway."

"Bye Tala see ya around."

"I'd rather not."

"Humph bye."

"Bye."

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I don't hate Ian or anything he just seems like the guy everybody picks on. And Tala feels there are other ways of getting back at a person without doing any bodily harm.

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