A/N: I had other fics to update so give me a break. Actually I was going to update this only after I updated 'one moment in time' but then I decided I'm probably never going to finish that one so I updated. Thanks to all my wonderful reviewers, may you continue to instill confidence in me, bless you all!

Disclaimer: I misplaced the documents which heralded me as supreme owner of beyblade so unless I find them again I own zilch.

As usual italics will mean thoughts.

Day 5, 8:00

Sixteenth call

Kai and Tyson (when I initially started this fic I was never planning on putting a KaiTy call but then some reviewers seemed to want it so I decided to give it a shot. It's not long considering Kai isn't king of conversation.)

Ring ring

Ring ring

"H'lo?"

"..."

"Um, hello?"

"..."

"Is this a prank call?"

"No."

"Then who is it?"

": takes deep breath: you can do this it's Kai."

": A clatter is heard:"

"Hello?"

"Kai? As in Hiwatari Kai?"

": Sigh: yes."

"As in the bad ass, the ice block, the don't mess with me Kai the-"

"For the love of somebody YES."

"Are you sure this isn't a prank call?"

"Will you shut your fat face and stop that or do I have to get physical as in fracture some vital bones?"

"Okay now I'm convinced you are Kai. So how come mighty Kai decided to call me?"

"Because I was insane enough to agree to Tala's insane idea."

"Hello?"

"Because I- I-"

"Do you have speech problems? Wait a minute is that why you don't talk to people in general?"

"Don't kill him don't kill him you don't want to go to prison. Or maybe I could kill him and frame Tala for it..."

"Hey did you pass out or something? Are you there?"

":grits teeth: Yes I am."

"Then talk already; what's up with you buddy?"

"I-AM-NOT-YOUR "buddy"."

"Geez relax you sound like you are hyperventilating."

"That's a big word for you. Do you even know what that means?"

"It's something Kenny always keeps doing so after fifty uses I finally got to understand that word."

"Why am I talking to this moron again?"

"So why did you call me?"

"I'm trying to answer that myself, God I'm really going to kill Tala."

"Helllloooooo? Kai?"

"Is this even worth it?"

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIiiiiiiiii."

"I'm going to really kill you! What the hell did you do that for?"

"You weren't talking so I decided to yell."

"Okay first I'm going to smack his dumb face in then I'm going to tie him up and then I'm going to get myself a vat of boiling oil and then put him in and watch and-"

"Kai are you sure you don't have some medical problem? Are you zoning out on me?"

"Forget what Tala said I'm not going out with this doofus, I'm not interested in self torture."

"Kai did you even have a business with me?"

"Yeah I have a business with you; you get that that blond friend of yours to get his claws off my kitten."

"What Max? I'm not talking to him at the moment and besides your kitten is equally serious with him. Hey you know what Kai? Why don't you and I go out and show those two what's what."

"Over my dead body why am I getting a sense of deja vu?"

"Come on Kai I'm a pretty good looking :cheesy grin:"

"I think I'm going to be sick! To hell with Tala and his ideas. Even if Ray threatened to marry Max to get to me I wouldn't go out with this imbecile. I'm going to solve this on my own."

"Hey moody much did you pass out again?"

"I never passed out in the first place but I'll probably get a nosebleed if I keep talking to you what a pathetic waste of money on a ridiculous call."

SLAM

": Stares at receiver and shakes head: poor guy probably forgot to take his medications."

Click

A/N: In case you are wondering the last line was spoken by Tyson. I'm really sorry I couldn't make it longer. C'mon this was Kai and Tyson you simply cannot expect them to talk for long and if you've noticed most of it is Kai's thoughts.

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