Tiny Toon Adventures Presents:
J-Pop Pandemonium (Featuring HiHi Puffy AmiYumi)

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Act 3: Puffy Fanatic Panic
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It was early yesterday morning when the sun began to peak behind the grassy hills of Acme Acres and shine its glorious golden light upon the cartoon landscape. Along with the silent sun, another figure popped from behind the placid hills: a purple retro tour bus came barreling down the highway, soon passing a big billboard with "Welcome to Acme Acres" written on it. The bus went clamoring through the sleepy town, even passing the Acme Looniversity. Finally, the bus made its way to the Acme Coliseum, pulling into the backlot area. It then came to an abrupt, complete stop. As soon as the motor died down, the bus doors opened and three figures stepped out. It was none other than the two famous Japanese popstars Ami and Yumi, along with their greedy manager Kaz.

"Well!" Kaz announced proudly, "This is the Town: Acme Acres!"

Ami and Yumi looked around a bit.

"Looks like a whole wide world apart!" Yumi said disinterested, placing her hands on her hips.

"That stands alone as a cartoon work of art!" Ami replied gleefully with hands together.

"How did we ever get booked at a dump like this?" Yumi asked.

"Well the other big towns were full!" Kaz replied, "Townsville, Aron City, Endsville, Orchid Bay! This was the next best town I could find in such short notice!"

"Well, I'll admit one thing," Yumi said crossing her arms, "It sure beat playing at that tourist trap of an amusement park Happy World Land!"

"C'mon Yumi!" Ami responded, "It wasn't that bad!"

"Ami," Yumi replied, "That place had only six rides and over four-hundred gift shops! What's worse is that Kaz insisted we ONLY ride the monorail!"

"You don't want to overdo it on the first trip!" Kaz lectured, waving his finger at Yumi, "You'll get bored and never want to come back!"

"I don't want to go back period!" Yumi replied angrily.

"Well lets just put that tour stop behind us now!" Ami replied, trying to cheer up Yumi, "We can have lots of fun here! It sure looks fun anyway!"

"Right!" Kaz added, "You two can go traversing the town while I collect the ticket money!"

With that, Kaz left prancing towards the back door of the coliseum.

"So what's there to do in this town?" Yumi asked.

Ami thought for a moment.

"We could go to that huge mall we passed on the way here!" Ami suggested.

Yumi rolled her eyes.

"At least it beats nothing!" Yumi said.

And so Ami and Yumi went to the mall where they spent five hours on a shopping spree. At the moment, the two walked out of a department store and into the mall area. They both were holding bags in each arm.

"Well," Yumi said, "At least they have good shops here!"

"Yeah!" Ami agreed, "And I found the cutest thing too!"

Ami then pulled out from one of her bags a purple doll with red ear muffs.

"A Smufy Muff Doll!" She squealed, "Aren't they the cutest?"

"Sure" Yumi said, rolling her eyes, "If by cute you mean nauseating!"

The two then passed a pet store where one particular redhead was harassing the pets. Elmyra was busy playing (or in normal terms torturing) one of the store's dogs. She had him in a tight death grip, hugging him as he struggled for a breath of air.

"It's a good thing it's a teacher's day, Mr. Puppy!" Elmyra cooed, "Now I can spend all day here playing with you and all of your animal friends."

Elmyra then turned her attention to the store window, where she saw the two pop stars pass the store. Elmyra then gasped in excitement.

"Is that who I think it is?" Elmyra squealed as she dropped the dog (who ran away for his dear life after landing on the ground) and pulled out a teen magazine from behind her. She flipped through the pages until she reached a page pinup of Puffy AmiYumi.

"It is! It is!" She exclaimed as she ran out of the store. She squealed to a stop in front of Ami and Yumi, who were startled by Elmyra's sudden appearance.

"You two are Ami and Yumi of Puffy AmiYumi!" Elmyra exclaimed.

Ami and Yumi just stood there for a few seconds. Yumi then gave a disturbed laugh.

"Well, It's nice to see one of our fans while we're in public trying to enjoy a personal life!" Yumi said both disturbed and annoyed.

"Are you kidding?" Elmyra replied, "I'm one of your biggest fans!"

Ami leant over to Yumi.

"Sounds like someone we know" she whispered to her.

At that point, Elmyra took her magazine showing the duet their pinup.

"See!" Elmyra said, "I even keep a magazine with your picture in it around with me. That way, when I get to meet you two I can get your auto-mo-graphs. Just look at you two in this photograph."

Elmyra then zoomed the magazine in and out at Ami and Yumi's faces, getting eerily closer every time. Elmyra then began to slap the magazine into their faces.

"KISS YOURSELVES!" she chanted, hitting them both in the face wit their pinup, "KISS YOURSELVES! KISS YOURSELVES!"

Yumi then pushed Elmyra away, quite annoyed at her, as she uttered a Japanese curse word.

"KNOCK IT OFF YOU BAKA!" Yumi exclaimed.

"Can I have your auto-mo-graphs?" Elmyra asked.

"Sorry!" Yumi said, "We don't do autographs on demand like that!"

"C'mon Yumi!" Ami said, "Can't we just sign her magazine?"

"If we gave her an autograph, then everyone in the mall would want one as well!" Yumi answered.

"Please?" Elmyra pleaded in a eerily, sweet voice.

"No!" Yumi snapped.

"Pretty Please?"

"No!"

"PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!"

"ALRIGHT!" Yumi screamed as she snatched the magazine from Elmyra. She then hastily signed it and passed it to Yumi, whom also signed it. Yumi then grabbed the magazine and shoved it into Elmyra's arms. "HAPPY?"

"Much!" Elmyra gleefully said, "Thank You!"

"Douitashimashite!" the two said, which meant 'You're welcome' in Japanese.

"Wanna be friends?" Elmyra asked, getting too uncomfortably close to the two.

"Anone?" Yumi exclaimed, "I'm sorry, but I'm already friends with an annoying redhead!"

"Huh?" Ami asked.

"Nothing!" Yumi replied.

"But we can be such good friends!" Elmyra said, "We can hang out together, sing karaoke, play with my pets, go shopping, play bobbing for apples, enter a chili cookout contest, get married, talk about cute boys…Oh!"

Elmyra then turned around and grabbed something from her back pocket. She then pulled out three IV bags.

"We can even exchange each blood!" she exclaimed with joy. But when she turned to face Ami and Yumi, they had turned running far away from her as possible.

"WAIT! COME BACK!" she shouted, "I lose more friends that way!"

Elmyra then went off in hot pursuit of the duet.

Meanwhile, at the food court, Buster was standing in front of a hot dog cart ordering his food.

"I'll have one carrot dog please!" He said holding up one finger.

The server took a pair of tongs and used it to grab a steaming carrot from the cart's bin. He then put the carrot in a bun and squirted some mustard on it. He then handed the "Carrot Dog" to Buster.

"Here you go" he said.

"Thanks bud!" Buster said handing over a dollar, "Keep the change!"

Buster then stepped away from the cart. He was about to take a bite from his snack, but suddenly, he heard some Japanese squeals and screams coming towards his direction. He looked up in confusion as he saw Ami and Yumi run towards him. In a blur, the two J-Pop Pop stars passed the bunny in a rush. The wind from their running made Buster spin around really fast. He stopped suddenly, stars twirling around his head, quite dizzy.

"COME BACK!" Came a shout, "I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND!"

Buster looked at its direction, horrified to find Elmyra running towards him. Elmyra then knocked Buster over as she ran past him.

"SorrybluebunnywunnyNotimetoplaytodayGottacatchthepoppywoppystars!" Elmyra exclaimed as she left, running after Ami and Yumi.

Buster painfully picked himself up. He dusted himself off and quickly went back to his snack, which was still in condition. He almost took a bite out of it, but the carrot fell out of the bun right as he put his mouth near it. He stared at the fallen, now dirty carrot in slight despair. He then scrunched his face angrily.

"I guess I have to play hero now!" he said.

Ami and Yumi continued to run away with Elmyra right behind them. Just then, the two tightly turned a corner and dove into a trash can. Elmyra passed by the trash can, totally unaware the two were hiding inside it. Ami and Yumi then stuck their heads out after they were sure it was safe.

"Wow!" Ami said, "Glad we got rid of her!"

"Yeah!" Yumi agreed, "She's more annoying than Harmony!"

On that note, a small girl with curly blonde hair wearing green overalls and a pink shirt with a green bow on her head popped her head out of the trash can. The two screamed in horror.

"I'm your biggest fan!" she said in an eerie voice.

"AH! HARMONY!" the two screamed as they jumped out of the trash can and several feet in the air before landing on the ground.

"What are you doing here?" Ami asked, horrified.

"I ALWAYS catch your concerts!" Harmony said, "I follow you two around everywhere you go!"

The two then turned white for a split second, and took of running. Harmony took pursuit.

"I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!" she screamed, running after them.

Ami and Yumi ran for some time. Suddenly, they froze dead in their tracks. Standing right in front of them was Elmyra!

"I WANN BE YOUR FRIEND!" she exclaimed, holding out her arms.

Ami and Yumi yelped and turned around on their heels. They sprinted forward, but before them was their other crazed fan, Harmony!

"I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!" she said.

The two were surrounded by two fanatics. Both Elmyra and Harmony came charging at Ami and Yumi with outstretched arms. The two held each other, totally terrified and shaking in their shoes!

"This is the end old chum!" Ami exclaimed.

"It's been nice knowing you!" Yumi cried.

Elmyra and Harmony each leapt towards the two. The singers braced for impact. Suddenly, a trail of dirt came up from behind them. A furry blue arm with white-gloved hand popped out from the ground and grabbed the two pop stars. It pulled them into the ground. With that, Elmyra and Harmony crashed into each other. They both fell on the ground with stars floating over Harmony's head and birds over Elmyra's.

"Oh!" squealed Elmyra, "Look at the pretty birdies!"

Elmyra then took one of the birds and squeezed it tight in a hug.

Meanwhile, underground, Ami and Yumi found themselves in a dark tunnel. They were quite dazed and confused.

"Where are we?" Yumi asked.

"Safe from those two lunatics!" said a voice.

The duo turned around to see Buster Bunny.

"You can save your thanks!" he said, "Just doing my civic duty!"

"Wait a sec!" Ami said, as she realized something, "This all seems so familiar now! I know where we are! This is Acme Acres from the cartoon Tiny Toon Adventures!"

Yumi then realized what Ami was saying.

"Oh yeah!" Yumi replied, "And that weirdo must have been Elmyra, the animal lover and abuser!"

"And you're Buster Bunny!" Ami said, pointing at Buster, "I watched your show when I was a little girl in Tokyo!"

"Same here!" Yumi said, "We were big fans of your show!"

"WERE?" Buster asked.

Ami and Yumi became embarrassed.

"Well," Ami said with a sweat drop, "We moved on to bigger things!"

"I'll just forget you said that!" Buster said sarcastically.

"Mr. Bunny," Ami said, "We just have to thank you for saving us!"

"You really saved our hides back there" Yumi stated.

"All in a day's work!" Buster replied. "But now that you mention it, you two can do me a little favor!"

"Like what?" Ami asked.

"I have three girl friends that are big fans of you two!" He said, "And they really want to see your concert this Saturday…"

"Not another word!" Yumi said, holding out her hand. She then grabbed three tickets from her pocket. "Here yah go!"

"Thanks!" Buster said, taking the tickets.

"Don't mention it!" Yumi replied.

"And tell Babs, Shriley, and Fifi that we want to meet!" Ami said, "We would really love to see our favorite Tiny Toons!"

"Okay!" Buster said. He then realized something. "How do you know it was those three?"

"Do you know any other three girls?" Yumi said.

"Good Point!" buster replied.

I know I said only one act to go, but this was a pretty long act. So, we have one more act to go. The next one will be the last. Hope you all enjoy it!

I know I'm a bit late, but I have been busy with other projects (not to mention being plain lazy). One project I'm working one is a Tiny Toon sprite comic: Tiny Toon Adventures: The Sprite Comic (simple title, neh?). You can find a link to it, along with my other sites and accounts, on my author page! Until then review, review, and review! Please! I'll sick Harmony and Elmyra on you if you don't!