Why Daddy Why

Arelenriel

Kratos did not know what to do. Here he was an Angel of Cruxis one of the Seraphim responsible for reuniting Tethe' alla and Sylvarant, and he was afraid of a room of pre-schoolers. " In in the bbb beginning there was a great tree that puh provided mana for all of the world. The peoples of the world fuh felt that the …" Oh forget it how many of you know Martel had a Little Lamb? Said Kratos desperate for a way to amuse a dozen toddlers.

" I know " Dirty Nikki ( Prince 1985) " stated Zelos with a naughty smirk. Kratos having heard that song played on the Welgaia radio station one to many times blushed to the roots of his red hair. He knew he could not risk a room full of four year olds singing that song for any reason whatsoever. Raine would kill him and return his many body parts to Anna in a garbage bag.

' Lloyd could you sing Martel had a Little Lamb for me?" Kratos asked his small son who was currently picking his nose and wiping his fingers in Sheena's hair. Before Lloyd could answer him Sheena turned around and hit Lloyd smack on the nose, and began to scream that Lloyd had cooties.

" Sheena stop that!" Lloyd go wash your hands right now!" shouted Kratos using every bit of voice control he had been granted as an angel. Lloyd went reluctantly to was his hands. What had he done wrong? Daddy never yelled at him like this before. Kratos sighed and picked both Sheena and Lloyd up. He knew that history lessons were going to be a disaster. Why in Derris Kharlan had he agreed to do this. Then he looked down at Lloyd who had begun singing the silly childs song and remembered. " Oh yes too teach the youngsters of Sylvarant and Tethe'Alla tolerance and respect for each other and to spend time with my son.

Kratos saw that the group of toddlers had all settled down on their nap mats and he quietly put Lloyd down and snuck outside. " Professor Sage I think perhaps this group is a bit to young for History, how about we start wit Etiquette lessons first. Such as not picking one's nose and wiping it in peoples hair." Kratos said as he heard Collette shriek something about boogers and Lloyd having cooties.

" I think that that is unfortunately a good idea.' groaned Raine as they headed back into the school room to separate the brawling children.