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Kyubbi-Sama: You'll see but if you have played AND finished devil may cry 3 you should already know that.


CHAPTER ONE: The Childhood of a legend Part I

Here we are. This place is the peace full village of KONOHA, hidden village in the leaf.

It is peaceful, it's wednesday so there is a market open in the Main square. People shout friendly at each other

trying to sell their article and have difficulty to talk because of the noise about it. However the rest of the village is carefree,

It is calm even if the village is filled with ninja. Maybe in fact BECAUSE the village is full of ninja, ready to fight

to protect their village.

However... There is some noise in the Main tower, where the hokage live.

Two ninja penetrate the door quickly out of breath.

"Hokage!" Yell the first panting loudly.

The said hokage who was busy with paperwork, so busy he didn't even gave a glance to the two ninja coming rudely in their office.

"What is going on?" Ask the hokage.

"It is this uzumaki kid sir" Said the second one standing up like his co-worker even if he is still lightly panting.

"What's with naruto?" Ask the hokage sighing looking at them stopping signing paper.

"He degraded the mountain of faces, LOOK!" he point behind the hokage for him to see the said mountain.

The mountain with face's of the four hokage are painted childishly. With fake scar or fake moustache etc.

The hokage lift himself to go to the balcony putting his hat on and chuckling. "My my my...all right...send a few ninja and bring him here

but don't hurt him...no jutsu, understood?"

"Yes Hokage" Said one of the two ninja bowing. The hokage look down from the balcony and chuckling he said to himself

"Let's see where this is going"

(Song starting: American idiot)

The said naruto is a seven year old year old kid running on the roof of the city quickly having fun doing it, jumping

flipping and yelling a few "WouhOUUU" everytime he do something extremely dangerous because of the number of feet of building under.

He as white-grey air, three whisker mark on each cheek glowing red eyes. He wear a black tshirt, an open dark red jacket with a black swirl

on the back and a dark red pants, two black boots and finally he as a large wooden stick attached on his back.

A dozen of chuunin and two jounin surround him. Some seem arrogantly amused by the little one in front of them.

Some are really pissed.

(the music stop)

"Now now kid, follow us and let's go to the hokage so you can receive your punishment"

"Well that don't make me want to follow you in that case does it?" He said amused standing up , putting on the floor the can of red panting

on the floor.

"Your really are ridiculous kid just follow us or we will use violence"

"I'll probably get beat the crap out of me" he start putting himself in a fighting stance looking at the floor.

None of the people around him even move a finger. Nobody think he'll be able to do anything.

Then he look up with a provoking grin. "But a ninja don't give up so easily does it?"

They all laugh at him. He is offended so lose his smile. "You...You call yourself a ninja? You're just a kid" Said one of the laughing jounin.

"Maybe...But if you want me, you'll have to catch me." He put himself back into a fighting stance again.

the jounin grin shaking his head. "All right, you two go ahead." he said to two chuunin on his right, they both nod with wide evil grin.

The jounin made a little gesture from the head very lightly to tell the chuunin behind naruto to catch him.

They both nod and naruto catch that.

The four chuunin run toward naruto like in slow motion. Naruto bend himself lightly and gave two strong elbow shot behind him

on both chuunin's stomach. He as smoothly let his stick hanging in the hair and starting to fall on the ground he give a kink to it and the

two chuunin take it in the head. The stick rebound and naruto catch it making several circle with it, grabbing it firmly like a saber and put himself back in a fighting stance his hand in front of him.

He make his pale face the floor and with all finger except the thumb, do a provocative gesture to ask his adversary to come forward.

All this with a smirk on the face.

"NARUTOOOOOOO!" yell someone behind them. He look back and recognized Iruka, his future teach, which he met the day before when the hokage told him where

he was going to be working for seven years before starting to be a real ninja.

"Hu ho" Said naruto losing his smirk.

(American idiot re-start where it stopped)

"No you don't!" Start the jounin in front of him jumping toward him because they saw he was about to runaway.

Naruto jump on their head a few time to avoid the jumping chuunin. and then he start to runaway. Looking back with a good laugh at the ridiculed chuunin.

However Iruka as brought a few other chuunin with him and all of them start to run toward him so he laugh even more and run faster. Arriving above the Main square.

He jump from the very high building stopping himself with a string hanging for drying the cloth of the people living in this building.

The said cloth fall on the ground or on some people beneath because the string crack and naruto fall again.

He land smoothly on the ground between a few people.

"Ho yeah!" he yell happily thinking he was safe but he saw most of the chuunin had jump as well. "Ho ho"

He start to run in the crowd pushing people around to let him pass. The chuunin catch him.

He grab the plate of a waitress from the pub where he go through, every glass on the metal round plat fall on the ground.

"Watch it kid!" yell people around. He just laugh happily running at full speed in the Market.

When he see the chuunin are just about to reach him he jump on the plate and start to slide on the very large wooden table of the market,

throwing every single article, no matter what were they, on the floor.

"WHOOOOOOHO!" he yell happily.

When he arrive to the end of the market, naruto jump from his 'skate board' throwing it on the ground and he continue to run. The chuunin are far behind him,

so he just run in an empty street. Looking behind nobody seem to chasing him.

(End of the song)

He inhale loudly making a big

"ouf, that was close" he then laugh sheepishly. He start to walk away about to eat the apple he quickly took in the market,

but suddenly somebody poke him on the shoulder.

"Hue?" He look behind, there is a dozen of woman looking very, very pissed, starting to tape whatever object they had in hand threateningly. Plate, stick, backer roller.

Naruto start to laugh nervously rubbing the back of his head.

"What are you lovely ladies her for?" he ask very politely trying to be cute.

The largest, fatest and closest woman of them all cleared her throat and then.

"Girls?" she said calmly with a very polite and soft voice "...Let's get him"

"Hu ho" said naruto again this time he is surrounded and the place don't go well with him, so he can't runaway.

The chuunin above them laugh loudly at him getting whipped by the furry woman that he disturbed in the market.

Finally the woman leave happily to have give poor naruto a piece of their mind, and returned to the market.

Naruto is on the ground seeing stars. blood coming out of his nose, his hair messy and bruise all around him.

"Dude" he exclaim himself softly. A shadow cover his body so he look up.

The only remaining chuunin is in front of him. Shaking his head his hand on his hips. "Tst tst tst...narutooooooo" Iruka said annoyed.


"Damn it, stupid shit damn it!" yell naruto sore from washing the head for hours.

All the bruise he had were already gone one of the detail exeptionnel about naruto. Most of the injury he gets are quickly

healed, even once a dog attacked him and since naruto start to defend himself the dog left biting off a good amount of flesh and skin but in a matters of minutes the injure was entierely gone. However naruto was exhausted after that.

"You shouldn't curse at your age" said an amused voice above him. Naruto look up and saw Iruka his future teacher.

"Sorry" he muttered annoyed and return to his task avoiding his gaze.

"Now naruto?" Asked Iruka with a soft voice. Naruto looked up "Why did you do that to the Hokage's faces? You know what are the hokage don't you?"

"Yes I know who they are... I did this because I was annoyed."

"Annoyed?"

"The kid in the school I'm going to go soon all have present on their birthday and go on diner with their parents..."

Iruka looked surprise to see this face of naruto which he never saw before. Naruto used to always be confident a little loud mouth and always

shove people away with hip sentence. But now naruto seemed down out of energy.

"..On my birth day I got an empty bottle of beer that got through my window and brake it"

"Sorry naruto... You should have say so...The hokage probably would have done something..."

Naruto sighed deeply. "He is busy, he is always busy so" he turned to his panting which he removed with the product he was given "as a personal vendetta

I tried to give him something to keep him busy"

Iruka chuckled lightly. "well tomorrow you'll start the academy to become a ninja with your maybe some of your friend..."

"I don't have friend" said naruto "And even if I did I would go alone so..."

"Well you should be honored you're the first to go this soon in the academy since Itachi Uchiha years ago"

Naruto look at him with a sarcastic smirk "Is it a good example?"

Iruka coughed "Well as a student Itachi was very talented. And studious...you know.."

"Let me guess...'Follow what he did not what he said' ?" Asked naruto with a huff.

"Yeah to sum up" said Iruka laughing at this coming from a seven year old. Talking to him it was like talking to an immature adult

so to Iruka it was easy. He jumped from the head of the forth hokage where he was standing which naruto nearly had finished to wash.

"in another tone...that was some exelent skill you pull there with your...Stick" said Iruka pointing at naruto's wood stick lean against the mountain.

"Ho, Thanks...I asked two year ago if I could be a ninja...The hokage said you have to be at least eight. I asked if I could train to show I could be good and start sooner.

He said okay without really believing it. So I borrowed..."

"Borrowed?" asked Iruka with an arched eye brow naruto couldn't hide his smile.

"yeah...you know what I mean...i borrowed a Kunai to train...But a chuunin catch me with it and said A little brat like me shouldn't be allowed a weapon...

I asked the hokage and he said he was right it is too dangerous without training...We start to argue because I said he was wrong...

And in the end a lot of people said that I'm too dangerous for a lethal weapon..."

"Ho I see..." Iruka knew very well why they said that...

"So" sighed naruto looking at his finished work. "instead I trained with a wooden stick"

"You showed amazing skill up there...not only for a seven year old...Even I can't do that much"

"Right" Said naruto chuckling at this.

"I'm serious...Well now I can really see why the Hokage accepted you to the academy over the council's decision."

"Iruka..." Said softly naruto obviously ready to ask a question after going over an unvarnished stain on the mouth of the forth hokage's head in the stone.

"Yes?"

"You know don't you?"

"What?"

"You know...why people are like that with me...Call me a monster...That is why I'm so skilled with my 'sword'...What is wrong with me?" He asked softly showing no emotion just staying stoic. And obviously he wasn't expecting him to answer frankly.

Iruka sighed deeply closing his eyes and then look at the heads of the hokage.

"This is some good work naruto... Finish this stain and I'll treat you to something to eat" he said with a grin

Naruto looked down with a smile "Fine...But you're paying He said jokingly.

Iruka chuckled at this.

For now...

An hour later, Iruka has two five feet plate called his eyes on his face, while he look at the check of his unfortunate error.

He treated naruto to Pizza because he asked for it. Now he could see how much naruto liked those. There was six large pizza box empty on their table.

Iruka ate half of one and naruto the rest.

The said naruto was loosely on his chair his feet on the table. Iruka was crying on the check. Naruto laughed looking at him.

"You asked for it didn't you?"

Iruka remain calm and nervously chuckled "I guess I didn't know what I was going into."

Iruka looked at the head of the hokage in the distance and said. "Naruto tomorrow will be you first day in school. You should go sleep

and me be ready"

"Yes" Said naruto getting up...And looking above his shoulder; "...Sir" He add with a smirk. Which iruka gave back.

And when naruto was gone he told himself..."What a kid...Why haven't finished to see his surprising skills I guess"

... "Mh?" He surprisingly saw the shape of a dog walking away, but with the night it was barely visible.

In the end he didn't really pay attention to it.


This morning Naruto took his usual suit after a good shower and then took from the night stand a beautiful necklace. Made of a thin

chain and a beautiful shiny ruby on it.

He look at it and sighed "Look at me" he said softly.

Naruto walked down the street and got to the academy to take his first day in class. He appear in front of the school,

a lot of parents were here to wish good luck to their children that started the academy.

A lot of parents gave naruto a hateful glare. Naruto happy to see they weren't happy to see him start the academy gave them a smile in return.

Some girl approached him.

"Hey you!" they said with a smile. Naruto was taken back and looked at them waiting for some taunting probably because of his age.

"Yes?"

(Beginning of polka power - from Weird al , in the back ground while the girl jump on naruto with heart in their eyes)

"You are the Uchiha kid right? From the Uchiha clan?"

"Wh-"

A load of girl came happily.

"Wha that's cool!"

"And you can do the sharingan already! that's awsome!"

"I heard the Uchiha were awsome in Katon? do one for us please!"

"YEAH!"

He couldn't even talk, What the hell was that about?

"WAIT!STOP!" Yelled naruto poked from a load of random fangirl all around.

(Stop the music)

"Holy shit, the kid they are talking about and he already get all those cute girl" Naruto thought annoyed. He made the girl

release their grip and dusted his jacket and pants. He sighed loudly and then said.

"I am NOT the Person you're talking about okey!" He said loudly annoyed. Hearing gasp from most of the girl.

"But your eyes!" said a girl.

"What about my eyes?" Naruto asked.

"You have red eyes like the sharingan"

"I have red eyes 'cuz I'm Albino" he made a gesture on his all face. "Get it?"

"Hooooooooooooooooooo" made the girl that now understood. Naruto rolled his eyes at this and sweat drops.

The wind pass.

(The music start again and the girl surround him again with heart in their eyes)

"So what's with the stick?" Ask a curious girl.

"What's an Albino?"

"Your younger than us right?"

"What's your name?"

"Where are your parents?"

"What's with the mark on your cheek?"

"What's this necklace it's cool!"

He got a shower of question and was very annoyed because he thought he was about to be rid of them.

He start to crawl elsewhere to got away from the crazy little girls when a girl grab him again and asked him again all the same

question some body 'save his life'. The parents arrived and took their children away.

(The music stop)

"Don't go near him" Said one mother sending dagger from her eyes toward naruto that dust himself again.

"Yes you better don't get next to him either Ino" said one of the mom to a blond girl.

Even if he was pissed about it naruto thought it was a good thing to be rid of those annoying crazy girl.

He suddenly felt the urge to go to class but the school only opened in another quarter an hour.

He sighed it was annoying he was the only kid alone. No wait scratch that. He spotted another alone kid.

Parents just shoved their girl away from him because the teacher, Iruka was here and some of them wanted to present

Because of the strange girl with heart in their eyes that stared at a stoic, and dark looking kid, naruto conclued he was probably the said Uchiha and probably related to Itachi Uchiha, dark murderer of the entire Uchiha clan.

Naruto did heard that one uchiha survived but he never knew his name nor his age. Maybe he was starting the academy

early as well. After al he was probably one of the 'genius'. He approached him and...

"Hi!" he said friendly. Sasuke lift his gaze from the apparently interesting ground.

"You're Sasuke right? sasuke Uchiha?" Naruto asked cheerfully.

Sasuke looked at him up and down and then at the ground "Who are you?" he asked softly.

"The name is Uzumaki naruto I.." This earn him narrowed eyes from sasuke.

"You're the one in advance right?" He said with a some kind of disgust in his voice.

"Heum...Yeah...Why how old are you?"

"Eight"

"Ho...i thought" He gave him a glare and naruto rolled his eyes. "Never mind."

Naruto looked away and start to walk away from the dark kid that obviously wasn't the talking type. "Wait" He heard.

Naruto look behind without moving his feet. "What?"

"What's with the stick?"

"Ho that? I don't have the money to afford a real sword" He smile and looked down. "But when I'll be a ninja I will earn money from my mission and buy a real one but in the mean time...It's just wood"

He walk toward him. "A wooden sword is just a toy It won't help you against real trained ninja"

"Yeah? But it will be good enough to shut your arrogant mouth"

Sasuke was shocked, nobody talked to him like that, everybody was kissing his ass for being a Uchiha and a survivor.

"Why you little asshole"

"Whow what a language I'm offended" Said naruto mockingly pushing his button which obviously worked.

"That's it I had it with you! Bring it on"

"It won't be equal battle I have a weapon you don't"

"I have this" He took two kunai out and put them in his hand.

Parents were busy talking to the teacher so every single new student and even some older student ready for a new year in the academy

arrived toward the crowd that now surround the two.

"All right" Said naruto happy with the challenge.

Naruto took his stick out of his back and took the rope that hold it on him off and shove it on the ground. He made circle with his sword while.

When sasuke made two step on the left studying his opponent, naruto did the same thing on the opposite direction.

"You don't even own the standard ninja material? you're pathetic"

"I'm more use to sword battle...And sadly I don't have the money to afford them for now"

"Pfff...are you kidding, you call this shitty wood stick a sword? you wouldn't even hurt a cat with this thing"

"With this shitty thing like you said I could take ten like you and won't even pant"

"You're pretty arrogant for a seven year old"

"I'm not... I always am loud mouthed when I know what I can do and when I can win..."

"Well show me in that case" Sasuke throw his kunai. Naruto used his two finger to catch them.

"Thanks" he said. And put the kunai in his pocket. Then he turned himself to the crowed. "You shouldn't be so close it could be dangerous."

Some gasped because sasuke took the opportunity to throw two new kunai. Without looking naruto catch the kunai with his finger. And then look

at the crowd annoyed with a lifted eye brow. "You're still here!" he said to them. They start to take a security distance.

Naruto look at sasuke with a smile and sasuke look pissed yet he end up smiling.

Sasuke throw a doze of kunai to naruto while running, with each finger he grabbed one kunai , his stick held by his two arms.

He Catch the eleventh with his teeth and the twelve stabbed his stick. When sasuke charged after that, naruto let his stick fall on the floor

and using his foot projected it on sasuke's head who made a flip and fell down on the floor.

Naruto put all the kunai in his pocket. Sasuke rolled on the ground and charged with shuriken this time naruto made a turn on his feet catching the two shuriken with his finger and he stopped sasuke's kick with his own.

Sasuke tried to gave him a powerful kick on the other side of his head but naruto stopped it with the same smooth kick, he grin at sasuke lifting his eye brows,

ducked, used his stick to make sasuke lose his balance and when sasuke was in mid hair naruto gave him a powerful stick shot on the stomach that send him far away on the ground. But sasuke being train manage to gain his balance and jumped to be standing.

"All right I won't underestimate you" Said sasuke.

"Why Thank you" said mockingly naruto like he if he said something unbelievably nice. he made another circle with his sword.

Sasuke inhale and concentrate himself closing his eyes. The crowd gasp when they saw his eyes opening.

(Beginning of the song The name of the game from Crystal Method)

His black eyes have become dark. He put himself into a fighting stance. The two of them had a smile on their face.

Sasuke ran toward naruto with a good speed, naruto stopped his attack easily with his stick even if he didn't show how easy it was.

Sometimes he couldn't stop a few kick or a few punch but he always manage to keep his balance.

Sasuke seeing his attack wasn't useful jump a few feet away from naruto.

(The song became quite like in a far away background)

"What you don't fight?"

"I just want to see your skills"

"the point was for me to see your with the stick"

"True..."

"So what you don't like to fight?" ask sasuke mockingly.

"Are you crazy?" ask naruto with a smirk, making a few circle with his 'sword' end then putting himself into a fighting stance.

"This is why I live for!" he start softly.

"I'M ABSOLUTELY CRAZY ABOUT IT!" Naruto end up yelling cheerfully

(The song continue)

He said and run with an inhuman speed toward sasuke. And the said sasuke didn't even see

him even with his Sharingan eyes.

Naruto project him in the air with his stick he then jump in the air and throw sasuke on the ground. was so fast that he arrived on the ground before sasuke hit it and with his foot already in mid air, kicked sasuke to make him hit the ground twice as badly as he would have.

(The song stop)

"WOOHOO!" Said naruto cheerfully.

"What the hell is going on?" ask on of the parents that finally left the teacher alone.

"Hu ho" told himself naruto.

One of the mother saw sasuke on the floor starting to sat himself up and rub the back of his head, then she looked at naruto and gasped.

"It's the dem..." she start but her husband stopped her

"Shh...We are not allowed you know that" he whispered to her so softly that normally only her should have heard it but some of the talented student heard it, and naruto having an exelant hearing heard it as well and was now confused.

"NARUTOOOOOOO" Start Iruka irritated. "You start a scene on your first day good job...Well I hope at least you have your material because won't excuse you if you don't"

"Don't worry I have it right hear" Said cheerfully naruto patting his belt bag filled with sasuke's kunai and a few shuriken of his as well.

"What the-?" start sasuke on the ground standing up .

"Good, now kid everybody in class!" said Iruka.

Everybody start to enter the academy , naruto heard behind from an older student "Wait! what happen to the fight? I had ten bucks on the Albino guy!"

Naruto was behind and sasuke was on his right entering the class sore from the fight.

"Those are my kunai"

"You throw them I just took them"

"They are still mine"

"You're just pissed because you lost"

"I didn't lost the teacher stopped the fight"

"So what it's not like you have anything else to throw to me that would work better"

"I did!"

"did not!"

"Did too!"

"did not!"

"Did too!"

"did not!"

"Did too!"

"did not!"

"Did too!"

They continued arguing during the rest of the class, and because of that, sat themselves next to one another to argue during all the hours of class.


Yeah second chapter. If you have any music to propose to use (for the fight OR anything else like 'romance' scene, or funny scene...)

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