How to Kill a Mary-Sue
Step 1:
Finding The Weakness
If you're planning on killing a Mary-Sue, you have to do a few things first. You have to find out their weaknesses(or lack there of), and know where they come from. We have the stories of a few Mary-Sues that we have heard of, and deleted completely. So, after you have thoroughly painted the pigeon...wait, wrong story. Anyway, after you know the Sue's weaknesses, and where they come from, you can just take out an axe and kill them! Buahahaha! Sorry.
Now, you have to know their pasts, stories, and whatnot. So, without delay, we will show you a story about a Mary-Sue.
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Mary-Sue #1
The Beast Tamer
CASOBLINKE
30,000 Miles East of Costa Rica
Raven Hunter walked through her large estate on Casoblinke, and she admired at how good she was at planting gardens. There was a groan from the forest. It was loud, and she could hear the thump-thump-thump of the great animal's stomping. There soon appeared a great head, that of her pet, Kelondriel, the Stegosaurus. She climbed onto the huge beast, and pulled herself over in between the spiked plates. She tapped its back, and it started thump-thumping through the forest.
She sang, she sang a song with such a beautiful voice that all the animals on the island stopped their work so they could hear her. She saw the beautiful valleys and flowers, the trees and the hills, the streams and the birds, so she sang.
On a moonlit night,
The stars are dreaming,
And what I see
Is a beauty to behold,
All the creatures
With such might
Gorgeous are they seeming.
I have no work,
Yet my beauty is stunning...
She stopped. She saw one. A great Tyrannosaurus Rex, taller than all the other animals, teeth large and sharp, and claws frightening. Raven jumped off of Kelondriel, and walked up to the huge T-Rex. She sang, without words, to it, and it seemed to be calmed. It picked her up ungently in its huge claws, and held her close to its face. It opened its mouth, and cried out. She climbed onto its face, and pet its snout smoothly. It carried her back to her house, where she played her guitar, and remembered the past.
She had once been a dancer/singer/athelete/gymnast, and it was hard, but fun. She could also shoot good with a bow and arrow, but those weren't used much anymore. She giggled as a parrot landed on the T-Rex's snout, and the huge dinosaur backed away. She walked up to the great beast, and the parrot flew down to her hand. Oh, how much she joyed the fact that animals always loved her and came to her side. She sighed, and