A Blooming Cherry Blossom Chapter 4
The next morning, after Ino had given Lee that dazzling makeover, Lee rushed off to find Gai-sensei.
"GAI-SENSEI!" Lee screamed, on the training grounds looking for his beloved sensei. He walked around several times and caught the eye of a blonde girl, who was approaching him. She blushed.
"Why hello, hottie." She cooed.
"Actually, my name is Lee." Lee said, stubbornly.
The blonde girl just giggled. She walked towards him. "Say, how would you like to go to my place?" she said in a hot, sly tone.
Lee's face lit up. "OH! ARE YOU HAVING A TEA PARTY?"
The blonde stared blankly at the ignorant boy and walked away.
Lee had a question mark on his face. But he shrugged and walked away to find Gai. Naruto was watching Lee from a tree and he huffed.
Lee found Gai training by himself and waved his hands. "GAI-SENSEI!"
Gai turned around and raised an eyebrow. Apparently, he didn't recognize Lee after his makeover.
"Gai-sensei!" Lee said.
"Er—who are you?" Gai asked.
"Gai-sensei, it's me! Lee, your student of the youth!"
Gai's eyes bugged out. "WHA? LEE?"
Lee smiled and walked towards Gai.
"Lee! When did you change your look?" Gai asked.
Lee grinned. "Yesterday, Ino gave me a complete makeover! I'm doing this to impress Sakura-san!" to show proof, he took out his bill and waved it around in the air.
Gai took one look at the bill and cringed. He had never seen so many zeros in his life.
Lee put the bill back and Gai cried anime tears. "MY LEE HAS GROWN UP!" He took one dramatic step and they embraced.
Afterwards, Gai and Lee sat down together and Gai asked Lee, "So, my young one, what are you doing here?"
Lee blushed slightly. "Well…"
Gai nodded.
"Gai-sensei, you ALWAYS got all the pretty girls like you said…"
"That's for sure!" Gai laughed.
"Well, could you teach me some catchy pick-up lines?"
Gai gasped. "WHY OF COURSE!"
They embraced again. (Man, you'd think all this embracing would finally stop one day) Gai then rubbed his chin thoughtfully and laughed.
"Well, you know, the first thing in a catchy pick up line is…"
"Yes?" Lee asked eagerly.
"Cheese." Gai read from a piece of paper in his pocket.
"Cheese?" Lee asked puzzled.
"Oh, sorry, this is my grocery list--" Gai put the piece of paper back and got out another one. "Ah here, the first thing in a catchy pick-up line IS…"
Trumpets played in the background.
"Humor!" Gai finished.
The trumpets in the back screeched and stopped slowly.
Lee raised an eyebrow. "Humor?"
"Yes, humor." Gai laughed.
"What kind?" Lee asked.
To demonstrate, Gai took out a pie from god knows where—
He slammed the pie right into his own face and smiled, his shiny white teeth went ting!
Lee's eyes bugged up. His sensei had just slapped a pie into his own face!
"TA-DA! THIS IS THE KIND OF HUMOR I WANT!" Gai said. She rubbed his hands together and wiped the pie off his face.
Lee nodded and jotted down the note.
"Secondly, girls love a good lullaby. You must serenade them." Gai said. He looked around and took a violin from the little beggar girl and rested it on his shoulder.
Gai coughed and took the bow and…
SCREECH!
The violin screeched and squeaked, but Gai and Lee both thought the music was wonderful. Gai just squeaked and squeaked his violin and Lee danced along. Gai cleared his throat and began to sing.
Well…not REALLY sing.
Just scream basically.
Gai screamed and screamed and Lee cried tears of emotion. "Oh, Gai-sensei! That's beautiful!"
They embraced once more as the scared people ran out the park.
Gai stood up again and he cleared his throat.
"Last of all Lee, the most important tip to wooing a girl…" he began, taking a dramatic pause.
…
"Ahem." Gai said.
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"TRUMPETS!" Gai hollered.
"Oh! Sorry!" The trumpets played…
"The most important rule is…" Gai said and took a comb out of his pocket and said, "Looks." He struck a pose.
"Looks!" Lee laughed and struck his own pose. More scared people ran out of the park.
Gai and Lee laughed and walked out of the park.
Naruto watched from above. He would have run away too, but he had a duty to fulfill. To crush Lee.
"So, fuzzy eyebrow is getting wooing tips from Gai, eh?" Naruto said.
Naruto clapped his hands together to try and think of a scheme.
He paused.
"Wait a minute, this is Gai we're talking about. No worries here." Naruto calmed down, remembering the time that Lee told him that story about Gai getting all the pretty girls in high school. Naruto practically laughed himself to death.
"Gai probably gives the worst tips around." Naruto laughed and he ran off to the Ramen stand.
Hey it's Rin. What's up? I think I rushed this chapter (along with every other chapter I wrote). Next chapter, I'll show everyone a photo of the new Lee.
Chpt. 5: Lee goes out on a date with Sakura. She's impressed with his new look, but…there's still a mission spark.
YAY! I'M GOING TO START A FIRE NOW, SO BYE!
(no actually, I'm not. Don't get me wrong, idiots)
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