Alrighty, this is my first eva story. I so very much excited. wow. kewl. This is awesome! OKay... as it said, this story is random, because randomness is the best way to go, really. So , without further ado, here's my story! No flames! I LIKE PUDDING!
Harry was sitting on a pygmy puff. It was very comfortable, so no one could get him up.Even though he woul;d be late for class, he really didn't care. Suddenly, a wheel of cheese twenty times the normal size came barreling down a hill and killed all the villagers in his right ear.
" Serves the right, always fighting and- look, a beetle! Weee, follow the beetle!"
He ran around the room, chasing the imaginary beetle.
"Um, how long has he been doing this?" asked Hermione, who popped out of nowhere
"Wait, Lemme count...one... two... forty-seven... three! Three days, chasing the beetle I can't see. It's not fair.!" said Ron, being an idiot, also popping out of thin air.( a/n: anyone know why the air is always thin? Why can't it be normal, or even thick, or jello air? Ah, who cares? On w/ the story)
Harry suddenly stopped and started doing cartwheels all the way down to the Great Hall.
"Wait... it's 2 a.m. Why would the author-"
And then a safe fell on Hermione and we won't see her for a while. And that, as they say, is that. So live with it!
"Potter sure has been acting weird lately. Well, weirder that usual," wondered Draco Malfoy out loud, recalling the time Harry kept bewitching bookmarks to bite him either on the nose, or his toes.
" Well, I'll find out why!"
" Are you talking to yourself again, Draco? I told you no! Bad boy! You do that OUTSIDE!" said "Professor" Snape as he shooed Draco out a random door in the dungeon.
Ron was trying to keep Harry from eating the tapestry outside the common room when Hermione came back.
" Riley, I'm hungry, let me eat!" shouted Harry.
"My name is Ron! And no tapestry until you finish your spinach!"
"Fine, Rupert. You are a serious killjo- hey look, there's that beetle again! I'm gonna getcha! I'm gonna getcha!" said the unfortunate Harry.
" Well, um, I suppose he hasn't returned back to normal?" asked Hermione, dodging ever now and then when Harry would chase after the beetle.
" No, really? I hadn;t noticed!" said Ron in a rather attitudal way.
" Oh my God, R... R... something, your hair is on fire!" shouted Harry, who had started eating milfoils.
" AHHHH! IS IT? OMG NOT AGAIN! AHHHHHH!" shouted Ron, running about the castle.
" Gravy sucks!... I'm sorry gravy, I'll never betray you again!" said Harry, holding a gravy boat.
Hermione looks at the author, the author shrugs and says" Hey this is my fanfic. Live with it. Here, have a donut."
Hermione looks excited and scrambles off to the library to eat in peace.
Draco returned after talking to himself for an hour on the grounds. He was dragging what lookes like a really big fruit basket with a bow.
"It's for Harry. Someone said to give it, so, I'm now playing the part of messenger boy" Draco explained to onlooking peoples.
'Oh,okay then," said the onlooking peoples together.
Draco reached Harry's dorm, and left the basket there.
" HaHAHAHAHAHA... oh and ,uh, HA! I will succeed in my awesome plan of total coolness! WEEEE! NO, wait, that's not right." said Draco to himself, startling a first year.
Dumblydore, with his twinkly eyes and calm demeanor, said " Orange jello is the best. I can touch my nose with my tongue. Some people's feet stink worse than others. I named my dishsoap Martha. She's nice. Have a good day."
The entire world, including a lot of inanimate objects: what the... whatever.
Neville was eating chocolate cake when the world...(insert your own dramatic sounds or theme songs here) EXPLODED! um... boom?
A/N: Okay, this was a short chappie, but whatever, it'll be better. I'm open to suggestions, but not tapioca pudding. Yuck. Givin props to SiriuslyFunny and where-my-heart-resides. You guys have the best stories! Please click the pretty little button down there and review, because if you don't, I'll cry. But if you do, you will get a toaster! Yay for you!Weee!