Alrighty, I was hoping for two reviews, but one is fine. This is the pretty, precious, totally insane chappie #2! BEWARE! I will be adding ducks, for the one person who thought, "hey, I'll be nice and review someone's story to not make them feel like a total loser, only a little one". It's still K, so deal w/ it, punks! BANANAS!

Harry had began shooting sparks at random people walking by, effectively catching them on fire. He was hiding behind a gargoyle statue, so no one could see him. He would then shout " Holy flying fruitcakes, Batman! The Joker is eating ducks! We must stop him!". And then he would scramble away to come back a half hour later to do the same thing.

"Uh... Harry?" said Hermione, being very careful in case he was being dangerously weird. Harry was sitting on a Lazy Suzan(the things that sit on tables and spin around and around and around...) and throwing oranges at Professor Flitwick, who kept falling off off his stack of books.

" Yes, Queen Lady Bushy Hair That is Hard to Tame?" said Harry, taking another orange and looking at it lovingly.

" Why are you-" Hermione began, but then an anvil fell on her and she won't be here for another chapter or so.

" Hey, hey, Ralph, come here! I have a present for you!" shouted Harry over at Ron, which made him run for his life. He thought his hair was on fire. Again. Well, anyway, the present would've been a rubber ducky!

" My super cool plan of total awesomeness isn't working. Dangit all! It's not fair! He gets to be weird, but I -" Draco stated, before being cut off by Snape.

"What did I tell you about talking to yourself? It's not healthy!" scolded Prof. Whatever.

"But I was talking to Goyle-" Draco tried to explain again, pointing to Goyle across the table.

" I don't want any excuses. Outside. NO, BAD BOY, I TOLD YOU, YOU DO THAT OUTSIDE, NOT ON MY NEW RUG!" shouted... aw, you kno who I'm talking about after Draco started muttering.

Draco went outside, muttering to himself. I bet he just needed a cookie. Or a hug. Which ever.

Harry had stopped being weird for 47 minutes as a break, but then he would be normally weird again. The evil Clam of Moran came down, and gave him a check for one million dollars, because he was the millionth caller. yay. Then a tub of jello asked him which way it was to Ireland. He pointed the wrong way and told him just to ask Seamus, he should know.

" and then, you shou;d be there!" he fininshed explaining." Wait, why is there a fruit basket? And on the new rug! Hey, we ahve a new rug!YAYAYAY! Hurray for new rugs!"

He was back to being weird again. He went to the grounds and made a paper mache model of a noodle, and called it Steve.

Meanwhile, Draco was planning a very complex and difficult plan that had to be executed perfectly, or else it would fail. He had to know what was up with Potter, because then he could make fun of him. A hippo suddenly came in a tutu and asked him whether or not it looked fat. The honest answer would've gotten him squashed, so he reassured the hippo that he looked great.

" You're just saying that! I SO LOOK FAT! WAAAHHH!" cried the hippo, stomping away as manly as a hippo in a tutu can.

Draco forgot about that incident and went up to Harry, about to execute his perfect plan.

" So, uh, Potter...(here it goes)... why are you acting so weird?" said Draco. wow, what brilliant genius thought that up?" I thought that... hey look, that beetle's there! I thought I caught you! Come here, you, beetle, you!" Haryy chased after that poor beetle.

" Oh, it didn't work. Oh well, back to the lake," said Draco, walking down to talk to the giant squid.

Dumblydore came up to the screen and said," Bologna rhymes withe shlamoney. I can count to ten in my socks. Fish don't have souls or soles. I like pie with just a hint of lilac. Cheese gives cats really bad gas. Have a nice day."

Neville tripped over a ladybug when the world (once again, insert dramatic sounds or theme song here)... EXPLODED!

A/N: OKay, another short chappie, but I don't have many ideas. I need ideas people! Ideas make dolls heads' go 'round! For everyone who reviews, I'll consider crediting you. Like with a duck. Or a pie. Or maybe a cookie. Or a new car! crowd cheers PLease review, leave ideas or just type random words, I'll work with all three. It's my sis's b-day, too, so whatever. Have a day. WOOOOOOO!