OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I AM SOOOOO SORRY! I haven't updated in FORRRRRREVER! Once again, sorry. This story will be turning slightly slashy but it will add to the funnyness that is this story! Italics:...ME!
Disclaimer: Honestly, would I waste my time with this if I owned Harry Potter? I would be buying mansions and fudge and maybe some new socks...
"TOASTER! AND LLAMAS IN THE TOASTERS! WEEEEEEE...okay I'm getting bored of this...so very very very very bored" said Harry to himself. And I agree, I am getting bored of him like this, too, so I changed him to be...GAY!
"WHAT THE HELL! NO FREAKIN WAY!" he shouted at the author.
Now now, Harry, to quote a great author" No caps lock for you"(A/N: not an exact quote, but whatvever, you get the point)
Suddenly, Harry got the overpowering urge to flirt with Draco.(a/n HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TOLD YOU!)
But then, unfortunately, the author decided to be an ass and make everyone completely random.
Hermione says: Italians are from Italy
Ron says: If life gives you lemons, run around with them stuffed in your shirt
Harry: I will NOT BE GAY! Yes you will. Deal with it.
Neville: ( he didn't say anything, a-cause he blew up too many times, but he'll be back)
Draco: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I HAVE COME UP WITH A NEW PLAN! SEDUCTION...AND MURDER!(okay not murder)
Harry: I hope you don't mean me
Draco: Yes, yes I do
Harry: Well,...it won't happen you know...I will NOT BE GAY! yes you will, or I will turn your hair red and have Hermione assasinate you...don't think she can't...
Harry: ...gulp...I won't, I can't...please...
nope sorry you had your chance...Flirt!
Harry:...crap
Draco: Hey, uh, Harry(the author wanted me to be a stammering blob of puppy-love...ew)...um...I LOVE YOU! okay buh-bye!
Harry:...
Then a book went and hit Harry in the head because he was supposed to confess his love for Draco too, but that didn't happen.
Harry: But I'm not gay...whimper
Yes you are! YOU ARE BECAUSE I SAY SO! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Harry: That would explain a lot. Like my taste in thong underwear...do I have to?
..lemme think...yes, yes you do. Now go after him!
Harry: YAY!
Harry runs off into the sunset, to talk to Draco(his love-y bunny) and then the story ends right there because then I would have to change the rating...
Hermione: That's messed up...and beautiful...tear
Ron: ew...That would explain why he didn't have a problem in sharing a room with four guys, one who is Irish...hmm...who cares, I'm hungry...let's get some food...
Hermione: I have this cookie the author gave me, and let's see if I have any more in my hair
Both run off into the library, but Herminoe had to show Ron where it was because he'd never been there before.
Dumbledore walks up to the screen and says: "Martha will keeeeeeeel you all...and remember, only you can prevent forest fires."
He then squeals and runs off into the sunset with Draco and Harry to...talk.
Neville was thinking about shortcake and how many uses there were for Snape's greasy hair when...(insert dramatic music here) the world went...puff. Yeah, it just...disappeared...weird.
A/N: okaaayyy...wow that sucked...and my style has changed. Um...just review if you want me to keep writng if not, then just tell me it sucked and I'll stop. Cheerios!