Mental Monkey: Ok first of all I noticed in my first chapter I made a few mistakes so yeah I'll fix it. Later. Well any ways thanks for the reviews ^_^
Now on to the story.
"Fuck you! You blond slut! Look at me!"
"Whatever, but I say you look a tad bid better, with all that shit on you, it covers the real beast inside." The blond looked at the food covered brunette and started to laugh.
"OH YOU ARE SO DEAD!" the brunette yelled and took the so-called spaghetti off her head and shoved it into the blond's shirt.
"Oh sick! You just grew a third boob!" The brunette laughed along with some other people.
The blond then took practically all the shit on the table and dumped it on the brunette. Just when the guys were about to come out from under the table thinking it was just a cat fight somebody yelled out "FOOD FIGHT!"
"I really hate food fights." Inuyasha said trying to crack a smile.
"Hey as long as I don't get hit I'm cool with it." Naraku stated trying not to get in the path of an orange.
"Aren't we all?" Kouga closed his eyes and placed his head on his palm.
"Inuyasha this is all your fault if you just controlled those two then this wouldn't have happened!" Miroku yelled.
Just then the table flipped. "You do know that Miroku is right. And for that you must get punished."
Inuyasha looked up to see that Sango was the one who flipped the table and Rin was the one who dumped a pot of sloppy joe on his face. "Taste good?" Sango asked laughing her brains out at the dumbfounded Inuyasha.
After that a whole lot of other disgusting shit came to the paths of the clean guys crouching on the floor. They got up and tried to get away but when people are throwing things to you in every direction you can't really get far.
"ERR! THAT'S IT! IF THEY WANT TO FUCKING PLAY LIKE THIS FINE!" Inuyasha yelled as he made his way to the cafeteria kitchen.
"Kagome you really should have seen Inuyasha face when I dumped shit on him." Rin stated giggling while putting the pot back into the sink.
"Well, well, well, look what we have here." Inuyasha said in a taunting voice.
"Yes I see it. You, Sesshoumaru, Miroku, Kouga, and Naraku, along with a part of the school is covered in shit, and as you can see, it seems like we're the only ones not." Sango grinned.
"Man, how the hell did you get away from all that crap? I mean it was fucking flying everywhere!" Kouga whined.
"Ok stop! We're here to get payback, and that's what we're gonna do so come on." Inuyasha commanded while walking to the food storage.
Sesshoumaru took an empty trashcan; they opened every can of the so called food and dumped it into the trashcan.
"What are you guys thinking?" Rin asked. Miroku flashed her a smirk "Never mind, I don't want to know"
"Ok finished. Now its our turn." Kouga carried the trashcan and placed it on top of a table, as the other guys climbed on, they all stuck a hand into the guck and rapidly started throwing it to anybody in their way.
Just as the trash can was half way finished, Inuyasha picked it up and threw everything that was inside to the three girls that earlier claimed to be the only clean ones in the cafeteria.
"FUCK YOU!" Rin and Sango yelled together. Inuyasha made his way there and whispered to Kagome, "Got something to say?" she just stood there, "that's what I thought." Inuyasha look the empty trashcan and placed it on Kagome. "You know its better this way, now I don't have to see your face any more." With that he walked away.
"Kagome why didn't you say anything?"
"Rin's right why did you let him walk all over you like that, and why the hell did you allow him to put that thing on you?"
Kagome took off the trashcan and sighed "It's ok I'm not the person who is offended easily."
"Is this about that incident in third grade? And if it is, that's no reason to be afraid of him." Rin said worry in her voice.
"I guess."
"Kagome is that all you can say right now?" Sango sighed
"AHH!! Sesshoumaru I got all this this stuff on me!" Kikyou whined.
"Everyboby does."
"Take it off!"
"Ok go lick yourself."
Kikyou trudged somewhere for someone else to do it for her.
"WHAT IN FUCKING HELL IS FUCKING GOING ON HERE?!?!" The teacher asked turning red from anger.
"Huh? What? This is the cafeteria? We thought it was the gym. Oh so that's why the baseballs were so slimy. So Miss, are you gonna whip us?"
The teacher turned around from what Kouga said and mumbled, "I'm getting the principal."
"What was that all about?" Rin asked walking up to them.
"Oh, I did that teacher and there was this one time when she told me that I was naughty and that she was gonna whip me."
"Eww sick! I didn't want to know that!" Rin made a face like she was going to vomit.
"Hey you asked."
The principal came in, and look all around the cafeteria, with a smirk on her face. "Ok I want this placed cleaned up. Then you will stay in two hours after school. Then tomorrow you will pick up trash on the school campus. Then you all of you will get volunteered to do community service. Then you will stay in here and do work the whole day added an extra two hours after school. And, hmm, I'll get back to you all on that."
"Damn, that's a lot of bull to do."
"Duh Kouga!"
Everybody started cleaning. Well everybody except Kouga, who was just kicking back on the table.
"Slacker!" Naraku took the mop and shoved it to Kouga. Naraku kicked the table causing it to fall.
"Ok, ok, ok, fine I'll help but I don't need this, I can clean this place up in a few minutes."
"THEN DO IT!!!"
"Fine ok yah just hold up." Kouga started walking to the corner of the cafeteria.
"What the hell is he gonna do?" Sesshoumaru asked while he and everybody else stopped what they were doing to watch what was Kouga was up to.
Kouga took the handle and pulled out a long white hose. "Ok move." He sprayed everything clean along with everyone.
"Wow! Kouga you're the new Mr. Clean! Great going butt fuck! Now we're all fucking wet!" Miroku yelled sarcastically
"So now all we need is to wipe it dry"
When everything was dry, the had an extra two hours before the bell rang, another two hours after school, making four hours of doing nothing.
"Ok! Who wants to play strip poker? Ladies only! And I'll be the dealer."
A group of girls agreed and played.
"You know, Inuyasha's decking the cards." Sesshoumaru told the group of girls who were already half naked.
The principal came back. "Ok what happened here?! Why is this place so clean?! Err! Never mind! Kouga, I heard you were talking back to Miss. Comic
"And?"
"She and I have
reported you to the nurse for mental examination."
"Are you calling me
retarded?"
"Exactly"
"Wait a minute, Kouga , there's a new nurse
in training and she's only 18." Naraku whispered to his friend.
"Ok then I'll
go."
*
Kouga walked into the nurses room and saw a lady with short
black hair sitting on a chair behind the table.
"Not bad" Kouga mumbled.
She stood up and introduced herself.
He wasn't listening to anything she was saying, he was too busy looking at
the mirror in back of her, revealing her back side.
"Huh what were you saying? Never
mind. I'm Kouga."
"Yes I know."
"So nursie, since you're a nurse
can you help me I've been hurting lately as in physically."
She gasped
"What's wrong?"
"I'm kind of ashamed"
"I'm a nurse don't worry you
can tell me anything"
"Are you sure you want to know?"
"Yes of
course I want to help"
"Well. My's been felling painful.
"What's
'my's'"
"My balls" he asked in an embarrassed voice
"Ok so what
kind of pain do you fell?" trying not to sound shock.
"I don't know what
it's called"
"Why don't you go to the doctor about it I'm not really in a
position to do anything."
"Ok, but can't you just take a look, I mean if
you know what's wrong with me it would be easier to go to the doctor, please?"
Kouga asked acting all innocent.
The nurse gulped
"ok"
"Thanks"
"No problem" she said. But when he pulled his olive
green cargo pants her eyes went wide.
*
Kouga came back after
half an hour to see, that they almost changed the place into a club.
"So
did you get through her?" Sesshoumaru asked
"Yup."
"What did you
do?"
"The classic 'my balls hurt'"
"Ok anything else?" Miroku
asked
"Yeah. She scratches." Kouga stuck out his right arm to reveal two
long cuts running from his elbow to his palm.
"You did the nurse?"
Inuyasha had a sickened look on his face.
"Yeah, why what's
wrong?"
"Dude! The teachers are ok but the nurse sick! I can't believe
you did that old hag!"
"She's new, and 18."
"Oh..."
Their
punishment for that day was over and they were all starting to go
home.
"Hey I heard there's a new club opening tonight you guys want to
go?" Kagome asked Sango and Rin.
"Sure why not."
*
"Are
you guys busy tonight?" Inuyasha asked
"No"
"Good cause we have a
party to crash."
"Kagome right? Why do you like torturing her anyways, or
is it just flirting?" Naraku asked slyly
"Yeah its her and fuck you,
I'm not flirting."
"Fine so then what's your plan?" Sesshoumaru
asked
"Ok I was thinking..."
Sorry this chapter sucked
I got lazy to type after the first few minutes.
So yes please
R&R
Hmm I really don't have nothing to say right now except R&R
wait I already said that. Bye for now ^_^
- Mental Monkey