PART FOUR
Marik was currently up on a chair, fiddling with some wires. Joey and Yugi were both looking at the dirty magazines. "I'm a dead man," said Joey. "A very dead man…"
"Why?" Yugi asked Joey.
"Because some stalker-slash-murder-slash-pervert filmed this whole thing and will probably wind up showing it on the news at Six and Ten."
Alister stopped examining a centerfold and looked over his shoulder. "Hey, are you just reading the articles?" he asked Joey.
"Umm…"
"If you're going to get potentially killed over this at least deserve it!" Valon snorted. "Your final thought can be of hot chicks!"
"In provocative poses…" muttered Kaiba.
"Yes," Valon agreed. "Hot chicks in provocative poses."
"Good way to die," Alister admitted, secretly folding up a picture of his new friend Miss December and stuffing it into his shoe for safekeeping.
"I'm too young to die," Joey said.
"Do angels really not have genitalia, like in Dogma?" Valon wondered aloud.
"We'll let Wheeler ask one and get back to us on it when he dies," Kaiba chuckled.
Joey hit him with a magazine.