Mental Monkey: Any ways I know I haven't updated since, umm a long time ago, and that's because I forgot that I even wrote a fanfic ^__^ and yeah any ways thanks for the reviews, ok moving on…
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"Screw some other bitch because this one's out of reach!" pushing him off of her, she gave him the elevator look then turned on her heel.
"Yeah I think I should, it isn't my fault that your chest is as flat as your ass, if you have one."
She turned, looking at him strait with shocked flashing clearly across her face.
He walked up to her, giving her pitiful eyes before smirking "Truth hurts."
He walked back into the club soon followed by Rin.
*
"Ladies, excuse me but I have to go use the men's room." Kouga said trying to pull away from the two girls that were around each of his arms.
"Then let us at least help you with your zipper" the two whined.
"Sorry ladies but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do"
"Like uh, your no fun." The one on his left said
"Like uh, yah like so totally yah." Included the one on his right.
He placed his hand and on his chest, fluttering his eyes he replied "Like as if you two can uh like so like keep up," He scoffed talking like his normal self "but that won't ever happen."
He walked away and soon bumped into Rin.
"Chick what's wrong, you look disappointed."
She sighed "Do I have a flat chest?"
He placed a hand over her left breast, she looked down to see what happened, then noticed where he had put his hand on.
"What the hell?" Rin asked flatly
He pulled away, "Well I know another thing, you're really depressed, and two there's something there so don't worry"
Looking slightly relieved, she asked "But am I flat?"
"No you're fair," he placed a finger over her mouth before she could ask "meaning, your boobs aren't disgustingly big and they aren't flat, just good enough for a guy to hold on."
She lightly giggled "Do I have a butt?"
He turned her side ways and nodded his head. "Now, what's up, what's with the questions? If anybody's calling you flat just smile and tell them different, don't let them rule over you, because of something that's not true." He placed an arm around her shoulders and walked to a table which Sango and Kagome were at.
"Ok you two, I'm returning your friend Rin, for she does not need my assistance any more, later."
"Huh?" the two asked, confused.
"Nothing much."
*
"Whoa, she did what?" Inuyasha asked
"Are you pissed about it?" Miroku asked
"Hey, never mind, she's just scared of getting fucked, but nah I don't think that's the problem, hey we've known her ever since, ever since. And I think that she knows what were like and she's just being careful." Inuyasha stated
"Did you just say something that actually made sense?" Sesshoumaru asked dumbfounded
"Hey fuck yo- oh shit who is that?" Inuyasha said staring at the female talking to Kagome.
"Wow, shes new."
"Fuck you Kouga, I've got first shots on her" Inuyasha said without taking his eyes off the new girl.
"Ok yah fine I'm second, but tell me why were you looking there to begin with?" Kouga asked
"I know, he was just looking at Kagome but got side tracked but her friend." Miroku grinned.
"You guys are full of chicken shit you know that?" Inuyasha stood up "Hey, I'm going to bed, and I'll just hit on the new girl tomorrow, shoot."
"Gonna fantasize about you and Kagome again huh?"
Inuyasha flicked them off and headed out.
"Hey where's Naraku?" Sesshoumaru asked
"Oh yah he said he was gonna check out this girl."
Kouga looked around and spotted his missing friend "This girl, meaning, Rin? Oh, what's up with that, and what's Sesshoumaru gonna do about it?"
"Like, Sesshoumaru gives a fuck about that bitch" said Sesshoumaru sarcastically.
Miroku choked "Whatever"
*
Naraku's hands were placed on Rin's hip as they swayed to the slow music.
"Aww, don't they look so cute?"
"Kagome, lets just hope dancing is all that's going to happen between those two because you know what is for sure going to happen to Rin if she gets all mushy for Naraku."
"It,s just so sad that you're right Sango"
"What's that suppose to mean?"
"Nothing it,s just they do look really cute together"
Smiling she agreed "Yah…"
MM: ^__^ ok I'll stop here, and yah hope you all like it, R&R!
Ok outie!
..::*Mental Monkey*::..
P.S: R&R, oh and yah sorry that was short ^__^