Crazy Eds
It was sunny in Peach Creek. Everything was going normal, until Ed pulled a monster truck out of his ear. Then he ate it.
"Yum yum gotta have more," said Ed. He ate Eddy.
"ED!" yelled Double D "What has gotten into you!" Ed looked at him and spat Eddy at him. Eddy was green and covered in slime. Ed then zapped Double D and Eddy. Now they were acting crazy.
"I like dice!" said Eddy.
"One plus one equals crap!" said Double D.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" screamed Ed in an evil laugh. Eddy was clucking like a chicken while Double D was farting out turkeys. Kevin rode by and laughed.
"It looks like the Eds have finally gone crazy!" laughed Kevin. Ed got mad and smashed Kevin with a house.
"I will now self destruct," said Eddy.
"Don't forget to eat a salty diaper first!" said Double D. He gave Eddy a salty diaper and Eddy ate it.
"No!" said Ed. "Don't self destruct!" But he did. The whole cul-de-sac died. Whatever.
THE STUPID END
P.S. This took me two minutes to write. maybe less. Review please. NO FLAMES!