Yunata: Who?
Sakura: He meant Fallen Angel Temari.
Somewhere in the world.
Fallen Angel Temari: ATCHO! For some reason I want to kill Naruto but he's too cute to be kill.
Back to the other
Sasuke: Another annoying Author or fan girl
Yunata with evil glare: First you are too young for me and second if you call me annoying I will make rumors that you're gay with Naruto I don't like YAOI!
Naruto: HEY! We all know that Sasuke is gay! BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE IT WITH ME IN THIS THING!
Sasuke: I'M NOT GAY! IF I was, who will make a couple with Sakura?
Sakura blushed
Yunata: Your brother will make a good couple with her.
In Akatsuki's place.
Kisame: Itachi are you alright?
Itachi: I feel a VERY deadly aura near by.
Back to the other
Sasuke: \ /
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Naruto: How about Hinata-chan? Who will she be with?
Yunata: She'll be with Kiba.
Sakura: She has answers to all the questions or what?
Naruto: SASUKE-TEME DON'T MAKE HER START A RUMOR OKAY?
Naruto: I didn't have a chance to ask Hinata-chan out.
Sasuke: Same thing with you dobe.
Naruto: Don't call me "dobe" teme!
Sakura: Don't call my Sasuke-kun "teme"?
She punched Naruto.
Yunata: Sakura are you girl that's always fighting like that?
POOF
Sakura & Naruto: YOU'RE LATE!
Kakashi: Sorry, I'm late. I was helping a grandma with her grocery bags.
Sakura & Naruto: LIAR!
Kakashi: So you're a new Author here?
He took his red book "Come Come Paradise"
Yunata: You're the perverted-sensei with the lame excuses? I know the real reason why he's always late but I wanna make this funny ok
Kakashi: That's not a nice thing to say, from a little girl.
Yunata: I'm not a little girl. Tell me how old do I look like?
Kakashi: 14
Yunata: I'm 16 almost 17 you idiot! I'm really 16
POOF
Naruto: Tsunade obaa-chan what are you do here?
Tsunade: URUSAI! (With an evil look) you brat just will address me as Hokage-sama or Tsunade-sama (Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi's thought: Scary…)
Tsunade: You're the new Author, right?
Yunata: Hai! "00"
Tsunade: What kind of cream do you use most of the time for your skin?
Naruto: You're only here to know what kind of cream she uses because she looks young.
Tsunade: URUSAI you brat!
Yunata: To be honest I just eat healthy in reality like I care of healthy food
Tsunade: ohh…
Yunata: If you eat healthy, as times goes by, you will look young. But if you don't eat healthy as you turn 50 or something like that, you'll look like 65 but don't worry Hokage-sama your 20 right?
Naruto: She's fif...OUCH! (I hit Naruto to make him shut up or Tsunade will kill us)
Iruka was walking near by.
Iruka: Ohe Naruto!
Everyone: Iruka…
Iruka: New here?
Yunata: Yeah…
Naruto: Iruka-sensei what are you doing here?
Iruka: I was taking a walk don't you guys have a mission today?
Kakashi: No…
Sakura: Kakashi-sensei you told us that we had a mission today and to come here early!
Kakashi: Our mission was to take the new Author to the Hokage-sama but since she's here our mission is complete.
Sasuke: What a lame mission (evil aura near by)
Naruto: Yoch! Another mission perfectly done!
Sasuke: We didn't do anything dead last.
Naruto: URUSAI TEME!
Tsunade: I will go to the hospital now POOF...
Naruto: \ /
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Iruka: Naruto calm down I will treat you some ramen and you too, Yunata-san.
Naruto: RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN!
Yunata: Naruto how many bowls do you eat?
Naruto: 16 to 30 maybe more…
Sakura: Why do you ask?
Yunata --": No wonder Iruka will never ever be rich…
Iruka: Why?
Yunata: If you always treat Naruto 30 ramen per day that means, half of your money will fly away.
Kakashi: She right…
Sakura: Plus all the stuff he needs to pay like his house...
Sasuke: Iruka-sensei you must have a large payment to treat that dobe 30 bowl of ramen.
Iruka: You can say that.
Yunata: I bet you guys a bowl of ramen that the only reason Iruka treats Naruro ramen is because he wants to see that Ramen girl.
Iruka blushed: 0 0 /
Kakashi: Iruka, you have good taste in woman.
Sakura: I never knew that.
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: That's cool! I can get free ramen!
Iruka: URUSAI!
POOF!
Gai: Kakashi I challenge you to... who are you?
Kakashi: She the new Author.
Gai: Why is she here for?
Kakashi: She says she needs protection.
As team 7's teacher finished talking, Gai's team came just in time to listen to their conversation.
Lee: Protection!
Neji: For what?
Tenten?
Yunata: For the other author who tries to kill me because they don't like my couple and story.
Tenten: Ohhh I see
Gai & Lee: You don't have to worry the beautiful green beast of Konoha will protect you!
(They're doing their nice pose)
Iruka left to Ichiraku Ramen shop while Gai and Lee talked. Yunata talked with Kakashi about something connected to the NinJutsu.
Kakashi & Yunata: Sorry, did you say something? We weren't listening.
Gai: AAAAAAAHHHHH! My eternal rival ignored me again!
Yunata: Does he always do stupid things like that?
Neji & Tenten: Yes, always.
"SASUKE-KUNNNN!" Ino hugged Sasuke who looked like he was about to be sick. Now, Asuma's team came.
Sakura: INO-PIG! Get your hands off my Sasuke-kun!
\ /
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Asuma smoked and watched Gai challenging Kakashi who completely ignored him.
Shikamaru: How troublesome…
Yunata: You're right.
Ino stopped the fight with Sakura and Chouji ate his chips.
Ino: You are?
Shikamaru: She must be the new troublesome Author.
Yunata: You're right, it's too troublesome to get my own account.
Ino: She must be very lazy like Shika.
Naruto: Shi…
Sakura: ka?
Sasuke: hn...
Tenten, Neji and Lee gave a weird look
Ino: Eum… I meant Shikamaru
Yunata: I hate love, it sucks.
Sasuke and Neji: You're right.
Ino: WHAT DID YOU MEAN, LOVE SUCKS?
Yunata: You like Shikamaru right?
Ino blushed
Sakura: I never knew (Inner Sakura: Yes, that means that Sasuke-kun will be all mine!)
Ino: NO, of cause not! I only love my Sasuke-kun!
Yunata, Sasuke, Neji and Tenten (she had nothing to do) What a bad liar! TT
Yunata: Ino, you and Shikamaru have fans who adore you, as a couple but Sasuke and Sakura have more fans!
Ino: WHAT? THAT FOREHEAD GIRL?
Sakura: I and Sasuke-kun is one of the higher couples!
Inner sakura: YEAH in your face Ino-pig
Ino was about to kill the Author but Yunata give her a look that meant 'Try to do anything funny and I'll make sure you'll be in a world of pain with no endings'
Shikamaru: How troublesome.
Ino: But I don't want to be with Shikamaru.
Yunata: Don't worry because ShikamaruxTemari is starting to catch up with you and Shikamaru on the survey for favorite couples. I think both couples are tie now
Somewhere in the sand village
Gaara: Temari are you feeling okay?
Kankuro: You look sick!
Temari: I have a feeling that someone is talking about me someone VERY evil.
Back to the others
Ino: NOOOOOOO! OK OK OK OK! I LOVE SHIKA-KUN!
Sasuke: Great 1 down and 999999 fan girl to go…
Shikamaru: How troublesome.
Yunata: Yeah!
Tenten: I never knew.
Kunerai and her team just came by.
Kunerai: So you the new Author?
Yunata: Hai!
Kunerai: Where are the other teachers?
Yunata: Gai is challenging Kakashi over there and Asuma's watching them.
Naruto's thought (there's first time for everything): I must ask Hinata-chan out, that way,
Yunata can't make rumors about me and that teme. I'm so smart…
Naruto: HINATA-CHAN WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?
Yunata's thought: Is about time he asked her out and the fist time I thought either he's really gay or really slow.
Hinata blushed madly as Naruto ran to her and Neji activated his Byakugan ready to kick his ass.
Hinata: Sss..uurreee Nanana..ruto .. kuun.
Naruto: YEAH!
Tenten: Calm down Neji, she's old enough to go on a date!
Lee: But that means that she beat you!
Neji: Beat me at what!
Tenten: She got a date before you.
Kunerai: What shame. (she was happy for her student)
Yunata bet with Lee for Kakashi's and Gai fight. Lee bet on Gai of course and Yunata bet on Kakashi and she won a lot of money. During all this time, Kiba played with Akamaru and Shino talked to his bug.
Neji blushed and asked: Tenten, will you out on date with me?
Tenten blushed: Sure!
Lee, Naruto and Kiba: Shit, we lost our bet!
Neji & Tenten: What bet?
Naruto: We made a bet with Yunata!
Tenten: So what's the bet about?
Kiba: We bet that Neji won't have any guts to ask you out.
Sakura & Sasuke: Why didn't you guys tell us about it?
Neji reactivated his Byakugan and Tenten prepared to take her weapons out.
Lee: Sakura-chan, will you go on a date with me?
Sakura --" : No thanks Lee…
Lee with a sad face
Sasuke's though: What a relief?
Sasuke: I'm going train.
Sakura: Wait for me Sasuke-kun!
Yunata: Hey Lee, want to get a date with a girl?
Lee: YES!
Yunata: But it will cost you 2500 yen!
Lee: Ok!
Yunata: First change your clothes, than change your hair style.
Lee: But I love my clothes and my hair style!
Yunata with evil eyes: If you want a girl to date you, do what I say. Firstly, get hair gel.
Lee: Yeeess maa'm!
10min later
Random girl: Hey look at that boy! He's cute!
Girl 2: Yeah you're right!
Girl 3: He's handsome!
Gai: LEEEEEEE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR AND CLOTHES?
Lee: Yunata said I should change my look!
Gai: WHAT?
Kakashi: She's good.
Asuma: Yeah.
Kunerai: Right.
Gai: SHE MUST BE AN EVIL WITCH OR SOMETHING!
Yunata: Wanna bet?
Kakashi: On what?
Yunata: Till how long he'll crack up.
Asuma: I bet my sakes, 2 sakes a day if you win, Yunata.
Yunata: I'm too young to drink, let use money, its better!
Asuma: I'm ok with that. 1500 yen for a day till Gai cracks up.
Kakashi: 1000 yen for 5 hours!
yunata: 1000 yen 2 hours!
Kunerai: 1500 yen when a girl will ask his student out!
A girl blushed: Lee-kun, will you go out with me?
(oc use your imagination to create one I'm to lazy)
Gai: All my students are on a date, that's great, I beat Kakashi at something!
Kakashi: At what?
Gai: My entire young students have a date and not yours!
Yunata: That means you're getting old!
Gai: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kunerai: I won the bet, he cracked up.
Yunata: How did you know?
Kunerai: Woman's intuition.
Yunata: I'm ok with that.
Kakashi: Let's go eat I'm hungry.
Yunata: Gai's treat.
Gai: Why me?
Yunata with deadly eyes: Because Iruka was gonna treat me to ramen but then you came with your stupid to challenge Kakashi and Iruka left. Kakashi: Great I have a free meal with that save of money; I can buy the new make out violent!
Kunerai: I was hopping for something expensive but ramen is alright.
Asuma: Me too.
Gai: AAAAAAHHHH THAT WILL COST ALL MY PAY CHECK!
Yunata, Kakashi, Asuma and Kunerai: Your problem not ours.
Yunata and Kakashi: Great let's go!
Asuma and Kuranai: OKAY!
Gai: ... woman are so evil!
Asuma & Kakashi: We know how you feel.
Kunerai & Yunata giving deadly glares: Say that again and we'll make sure you won't have any children in the future anymore!
THE END
I KNOW THE ENDING WAS LAME. I CAN'T FIND A GOOD ENDING AND THIS IS MY FIST FANFIC SO DON'T KILL ME!
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