Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto I did this one in April but I have too much homework and exams so I didn't have the time to post it, but now I have summer school, I have time from nothing the worst someone stole my email and send junk mail or make fun of every body in it so I have to make a new one
SORRY FOR THE GRAMMARE MISTAKE and I'm not new anymore
And back to the story
-AT ICHIRAKU RAMEN-
Kunerai: Yunata-chan (I'm younger then her) you will be staying in konoha from a while now.
Yunata: Why Kunerai-san?
Kunerai: Please don't call me san it's making me feel old.
Asuma,Kakashi and Gai: Same thing here!
Yunata: Ok and why will I be staying in konoha from a while?
Asuma: Because of Orochimaru...
Gai: You don't have to worry the beautiful green beast of Konoha will protect you!
Yunata: Did you say something? I was busy ordering a other bowl since you will be paying our tabs.
Kunerai and Asuma thought: She reminds me of someone...
Kakashi: You know who is Orochimaru right?
Yunata: YeAh (will disgust)...
Kakashi: Can you describe him and tell us what do you know about him?
Yunata: Sure, he's one of the tree legendary Sennin with the Slug-hime Tsunade the one that had a promblem with gambler and Jiraiya the super pervert. Orochmaru has long black hair and he's young face looks a little girl, he's learning illegal Jutsu
-NEAR THE WOMEN'S BATH-
Jiraiya: ACHOOO
Woman 1: I think I hear someone sneezing!
Woman 2: Yeah me too...
Woman 3: I think it's over there (where Jiraiya is)
Jiraiya: Damn Naruto, you baka, stop telling everyone that you know I'm a pervert or Ero-sennin
He starts running, all the women chase after him and tries to kill him. While he was running, he saw Naruto and Hinata on his way.
Naruto: A CHOOO
Hinata: Na..na..ru...to..kun are you ok?
Naruto: Yeah I'm fine, it looks like Ero-sennin got caught again.
Hinata: So Na..na..na...ru ..to-kun where a.aa.aare we going?
Naruto: AT ICHIRAKU RAMEN
Near something (I think it's the lamp where Hinata hid herself and watch Naruto in chap 238)
Neji: He's hopeless.
Tenten: Don't worry... she will be alright... Naruto's with her.
Neji: That worries me.
Tenten: Neji where are you going on our date?
Neji thought: Think Neji think! Where will you bring a girl on a date?
Tenten thought: Don't tell me he doesn't know where to bring me?
Neji: AT ICHIRAKU RAMEN
Tenten thought: sometimes you are hopeless Neji-kun...
Neji thought: That baka of ramen freak his ramen got into my head!
Tenten: So are we on our way now?
Tenten thought: I was hoping he will take me to a more romantic place...
BACK AT ICHIRAKU RAMEN
Asuma: I think that was a very good description.
Kunerai: Yeah his young face really looks like a little girl and I hear that he wearing woman's kimono.
Yunata: Creepy, a lot of authors says he's gay.
AT OROCHIMARu HIDE PLATE
Kabuto: Are you alright Orochimaru-sama?
Orochimaru: I fell, someone eviler then me and that Uchiha brat who murder his whole clan.
Kabuto thought: Someone more evil then those two WOW
BACK TO THE TEACHERS TABLE
Kakashi: Orochimaru is just one of Konoha's mortal ennemy. They're are others too...
Kunerai: There's the Akatsuki too, they were trying to capture the Kyuubi in Naruto.
Gai was too busy crying because of the tabs. They ordered more then 5 bowls each.
Asuma: They wore long black coat with red cloud as details.
Yunata: I'm not scare of the Akatsuki. I'm more scare of Sasuke's crazy fan-club and the crazy Authors who are trying to kill me.
Kakashi: They are very strong and are you sure you're not scare the Akatsuki?
Yunata: YUP, crazy fan-club and the crazy Authors are scarier but I'm more worry about Neko-chan. I'm sure if
she meets Itachi, she will jump in his arms then he will kill her with a kanata.
Kunerai: Why are you not scare of the Akatsuki?
Asuma: Yeah I wanna know this too.
Gai (finaly got over the tabs): Yeah they are weird.
Yunata: I know they are weird first (Itachi) one: he has girly eyes, long hair and I heard that his view decreases each time he uses the Mangekyou Sharingan. He will become blind like a mole in no time and he looks like a girl.
second (Kisame) he looks like big fish or a shark, blue skin.
third (Sasori) he's playing with dolls ,he dosen't have a real body and he has a girl's face.
Deidara, I can't tell if he/she is a man or woman
Zetsu he look like a plant more like a bad seed
Tobi(chap 280 p 19) he had no face
The Akatsuki Leader euh... I don't have information on him for now but he has weird eyes.
AT THE AKATSUKI'S PLACE
They were eating
Kisame: Itachi are you ok?
Deidara: You look weird.
Sasori: Yeah.
Zetsu: You look worse then Tobi's face.
Tobi: URUSAI YOU BAD SEED!
Itachi: I feel the same evil aura like before!
Kisame: Now that you're talking about, I do feel a weird aura.
Deidara: Me too.
Sasori: He's right.
Tobi: You guys are over reacting.
AT ICHIRAKU
Kunerai: You're saying one has no face like no mouth, nose, eyes...
Yunata: Yup.
Kunerai: Creepy.
Yunata: I feel sorry for the girl who will date him.
Kunerai: Yeah.
BACK AT THE AKATSUKI'S PLACE
Tobi: I feel cold and hopeless with chicks.
Itachi,Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Zetsu: AND WHO'S THE STUPID ONE WHO SAYS WE ARE OVER REACTING?
Tobi: heeee...
AT THE TRAINING FOREST
Sasuke thought: Damn I must find a way to get stonger in order to kill Itachi. He trained his jutsu.
Sakura thought: I must find a way to make Sasuke know me. Think Sakura Think .
She was watching while Sasuke trained
Sasuke: Damn I must find a way to avenge my clan.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun I think you need a break.
Sasuke thought: Ohh yeah I forgot that she was here.
Sasuke glared at her.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun are you alright?
Sasuke: Hn let's go eat I'm hungry.
Sakura: Ok.
Inner Sakura: That was easy!
To be continue in a long time …..
Sorry again but at less reviews and the first chapter some word didn't come up right I will fix it the soon I find back the text somewhere in my computer. Oohh h t t p / w w w .d e v i a n t a r t .c o m /v i e w / 21716387 / that someone fanart and what lee suppose to look like and it not my art. Sorry again