Brokeback Binky
Arthur is © Marc Brown
A/N: Let's lighten up the mood and start with a story which I will put in a crude attempt of slash in the later chapters. All the chapters will be short; you've been warned.
Today was Valentines Day, Binky was sitting at the breakfast table with his parents making valentines for his classmates, and Mr. Barnes was having coffee as Binky was finishing them up.
Mr. Barnes had instantly swallowed the hot coffee when he saw what Binky's valentine for Buster said, and it said, 'Hey hot stuff' all Mr. Barnes said was, "Binky, you can't give Buster that, the girls are going to think you are sensitive."
All Binky said was, "You should see him skateboard."
Mrs. Barnes sighed her husband did come from a conservative family, "Just let him bring the valentine, there is no harm in doing it."
Mr. Barnes grumbled as Binky took all the valentines then left, Mr. Barnes had started to talk, "Binky shouldn't give Buster a valentine saying that, those types of valentines are best suited for him giving it to a girl like Fern or Sue Ellen, and because of that do you know what is going to happen?"
"What?"
"When Binky and Buster are older, they are both going to get married, Binky is going to wear muscle shirts and Buster will insist to be called 'The San Francisco Treat"
Mrs. Barnes had chuckled, "Binky isn't gay, to the slightest extent he may be confused, and I solely want you to help him if you are concerned."
"Ok, he won't be in ballet anymore; he will be put in football."
"Don't forget the rodeo," Mrs. Barnes replied as she took a sip of her coffee.
"I got to get him a hat, some chaps, a whip…" And Mr. Barnes went on and on naming various cowboy items.
At school Binky gave Buster the valentine, Buster had gave Binky a valentine something very similar. This was at the end of the day and since most heard about the rodeo they had all went to the cowboy store.
Mr. Barnes handed Binky a pair of chaps, "Try them on."
Binky went into the change room to put them on, he was taking what his father said literally and coming out bare bottomed, he slid out in front of the mirror.
"Nice butt," Buster joked.
Binky smiled, "Thanks, I have to try these on."
Mr. Barnes managed a small chuckle, "Binky you are supposed to wear jeans under them." He turned to Buster, "I think I hear your mother calling, she wants to buy you some cupcakes."
Buster left the store past Fern and Sue Ellen who were trying on the cowboy hats. They were both chuckling at Binky because he wasn't wearing anything under the chaps.
Mr. Barnes watched as Buster disappeared, "We are going to get some football stuff; I want to put you in football."
Binky whined, "But, I don't like football," and he went back into the change room, Muffy had seen Binky's butt and she looked like she was going to throw up. Mr. Barnes had sighed, there was no getting around this, and he thought this was going to be a sign that Binky liked wearing the chaps without anything under them.
To Be Continued