Disclaimer- I don't own X-files or the Bunny Busters. Chris Cater owns X-files and BiteMe Techie has claim on the Bunny Busters. I'm just impersonating. Or Due South… Hehe
A/N- This is the response to Techie's Challenge. One that I have the balls to except (well I don't have balls so… what ever…)
Chapter 1
"Explain to me again why you had to blow up an ENTIRE fanon, Charlotte? Although it was an amazingly small fanon, you still blew it up."
Charlotte stood in front of her CO. He was a small bald man. She often wondered if he did that because it worked well for AD Skinner and Gernal Hammond. It did not however look any way attractive on Commander Joshua.
"Well sir, it happened because their was an over massing slash and smut bunnies. As well as the fact that all major Canon characters were effect by the bunnies, sir. All except one but never showed up in the show but once sir."
Commander Joshua smiled evilly. "Then why didn't you search for this missing canon?"
It was Charlotte's turn to simile. "Lack of Fan base, Sir." Joshua scowled, the only thing that could effetely kill a Canon with out the use of a bunny, Sue, or death!fic, it was the lack of fan base. There were very few documented cases on this phenomena, but it did happen. And with all major Canon messed up they had to blow it up and hit a reset button. Which was costly and it took days for the Rabid Fan Girls to set everything back into place.
Then if out of now where a evil plot bunny suddenly sat under his desk. If he or Charlotte had seen it there would have been mass panic on the APBF base, in which the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy specially teams would yell 'Don't Panic!', and start to hand out towels. But the bunny was a small one and well hidden underneath mounds of paper work that was left when Charlotte's team blew up the 'Due South' universe, hence no panicking happen.
"Charlotte? When was the last time you had a vacation?"
A/N- Fun isn't?
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